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[Beerfish]

n2nw wrote...

Here Beerfish:

http://social.biowar...index/6046067/1

Thanks!  And how the heck did I miss that thread?  (No snarky comments n2nw) 

[n2nw]

Beerfish wrote...

n2nw wrote...

Here Beerfish:

http://social.biowar...index/6046067/1

Thanks!  And how the heck did I miss that thread?  (No snarky comments n2nw) 

You know how it is when you get old....your eyes are usually the first to go.  Course, you lost your sanity long before that.

snark snark

Oh, you *knew* I would.

[packardbell]

I am reminded to the snippets we had of the Origins on the old DAO website.

[Veex]

Would love this also.

[ArcanistLibram]

I liked those stories. Excellent for a teaser of the characters.

[AllThatJazz]

Yes, more stories please. Especially Varric. And Cassandra. And Aveline. And Sebastian. And the entire Hawke family. Am I missing anyone?

[Giltspur]

Well, Bioware may not post any more stories but...

Sighing, Bethany looked down at her breasts.  The sighing just made it worse because it made them bounce, and it took them awhile to stop.

You realize you guys are why I became a mage.  I couldn't run fast enough to be a rogue.  But, whatever, I'm the good girl.  I'll be like Mother and be the mage.  Unlike Marian.  The rogue.

I wish I could stab her.  But no.  I can only pick up staves.  She gets all the daggers.  Ornate, deadly knives that look good on the hip.  And I get a damn stick to wear on my back.  Like I'm going on a hike or something.  Why?  Because a couple of Bioware devs play Mass Effect 2 and go "Gee, let's reduce party member abilities so they feel more unique.  Huh huh huh.  Addition by subtraction.'

WIth that last sentence still in her mind, Bethany looked down at the twins once again and shook her head in disgust.  And they jiggled.  She sighed.  They bounced some more.  She'd never learn.

And now Marian leads the party.  Who decided that?  I'm the one with the brains.  'Heal me, Bethany.  Heals?  Can I get a heal?'  Hey, it's on cooldown, jackass.  Try taking less damage next time.  Or, Maker forbid, you actually stand behind a pillar before the boss uses an AoE attack.  

"Hey, Beth.  We're heading to the Hanged Man to pick up Isabela."

"Fine, on my way," Bethany cheerfully replied.

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

[FieryDove]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I loved the snippets for Isabela , Fenris , Merril , and Anders !

Can we have some for Bethany, Carver, Varric, and Aveline? Pleeeese?

Great idea.


I would a mini-story for Seb too...

And character trailers...

And...ok I best stop.

[magicwins]

Giltspur wrote...

Well, Bioware may not post any more stories but...

Sighing, Bethany looked down at her breasts.  The sighing just made it worse because it made them bounce, and it took them awhile to stop.

You realize you guys are why I became a mage.  I couldn't run fast enough to be a rogue.  But, whatever, I'm the good girl.  I'll be like Mother and be the mage.  Unlike Marian.  The rogue.

I wish I could stab her.  But no.  I can only pick up staves.  She gets all the daggers.  Ornate, deadly knives that look good on the hip.  And I get a damn stick to wear on my back.  Like I'm going on a hike or something.  Why?  Because a couple of Bioware devs play Mass Effect 2 and go "Gee, let's reduce party member abilities so they feel more unique.  Huh huh huh.  Addition by subtraction.'

WIth that last sentence still in her mind, Bethany looked down at the twins once again and shook her head in disgust.  And they jiggled.  She sighed.  They bounced some more.  She'd never learn.

And now Marian leads the party.  Who decided that?  I'm the one with the brains.  'Heal me, Bethany.  Heals?  Can I get a heal?'  Hey, it's on cooldown, jackass.  Try taking less damage next time.  Or, Maker forbid, you actually stand behind a pillar before the boss uses an AoE attack.  

"Hey, Beth.  We're heading to the Hanged Man to pick up Isabela."

"Fine, on my way," Bethany cheerfully replied.

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

BRILLIANT!

I may disagree with most of it, but what the heck, it's awesome.

[Meer]

As much as I like the idea,  I don't think it's fair to outright ask for stories from the writers.  

We got this much because we were all asking for confirmation and more information (since three of the love interests have barely had anything leaked about them), and they wanted to shut us up gave us a gift on Valentine's.    As a writer myself,  I don't think I'd like to write things on demand (other than when my editor gets his work whip out).  The writers don't get a lot of time to stop working either...when the game is 100% done they have to start thinking about the next project.

I think it's best to be satisfied with what we've been given and wait the torturous weeks for the big fish.  

[Bobad]

Giltspur wrote...

Well, Bioware may not post any more stories but...

Sighing, Bethany looked down at her breasts.  The sighing just made it worse because it made them bounce, and it took them awhile to stop.

You realize you guys are why I became a mage.  I couldn't run fast enough to be a rogue.  But, whatever, I'm the good girl.  I'll be like Mother and be the mage.  Unlike Marian.  The rogue.

I wish I could stab her.  But no.  I can only pick up staves.  She gets all the daggers.  Ornate, deadly knives that look good on the hip.  And I get a damn stick to wear on my back.  Like I'm going on a hike or something.  Why?  Because a couple of Bioware devs play Mass Effect 2 and go "Gee, let's reduce party member abilities so they feel more unique.  Huh huh huh.  Addition by subtraction.'

WIth that last sentence still in her mind, Bethany looked down at the twins once again and shook her head in disgust.  And they jiggled.  She sighed.  They bounced some more.  She'd never learn.

And now Marian leads the party.  Who decided that?  I'm the one with the brains.  'Heal me, Bethany.  Heals?  Can I get a heal?'  Hey, it's on cooldown, jackass.  Try taking less damage next time.  Or, Maker forbid, you actually stand behind a pillar before the boss uses an AoE attack.  

"Hey, Beth.  We're heading to the Hanged Man to pick up Isabela."

"Fine, on my way," Bethany cheerfully replied.

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

Is this canon?

[Silver Direwolf]

Giltspur wrote...

Well, Bioware may not post any more stories but...

Sighing, Bethany looked down at her breasts.  The sighing just made it worse because it made them bounce, and it took them awhile to stop.

You realize you guys are why I became a mage.  I couldn't run fast enough to be a rogue.  But, whatever, I'm the good girl.  I'll be like Mother and be the mage.  Unlike Marian.  The rogue.

I wish I could stab her.  But no.  I can only pick up staves.  She gets all the daggers.  Ornate, deadly knives that look good on the hip.  And I get a damn stick to wear on my back.  Like I'm going on a hike or something.  Why?  Because a couple of Bioware devs play Mass Effect 2 and go "Gee, let's reduce party member abilities so they feel more unique.  Huh huh huh.  Addition by subtraction.'

WIth that last sentence still in her mind, Bethany looked down at the twins once again and shook her head in disgust.  And they jiggled.  She sighed.  They bounced some more.  She'd never learn.

And now Marian leads the party.  Who decided that?  I'm the one with the brains.  'Heal me, Bethany.  Heals?  Can I get a heal?'  Hey, it's on cooldown, jackass.  Try taking less damage next time.  Or, Maker forbid, you actually stand behind a pillar before the boss uses an AoE attack.  

"Hey, Beth.  We're heading to the Hanged Man to pick up Isabela."

"Fine, on my way," Bethany cheerfully replied.

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

Awesome

[Giltspur]

Bobad wrote...
Is this canon?

No, but I reserve the right to imagine Bethany plotting all manner of malfeasance against the party as she passive-aggressively heals them all.

[KillTheLastRomantic]

JediHealerCosmin wrote...

Yup, couldn't agree more. Mr. Lukas already hinted on an Aveline one. 

I'm sick of things being hinted at. **** you, hints!

[thebigbenman]

Those were really great, I would love to see more for all the characters. The amount of love we get as DA fans, between huge amounts of dev posts to things like this, is truly awesome.

aaaand if there happened to be a short Sten story, I certainly wouldn't complain...

[Lady Catastrophe]

I would LOVE to read character stories for Aveline and Varric.

[ReallyRue]

I would love this. It gives a bit of an insight into each character and their motivations, it would be a shame not to give the same attention to the non-LI characters.

[Blackout62]

Greer wrote...

This would make me ecstatic!

You know, Bioware, my birthday's tomorrow (hint, hint).

I wouldn't let Bioware know that. On my last birthday the Bioware Bazaar happened.

[Black_Warden]

Giltspur wrote...

Well, Bioware may not post any more stories but...

Sighing, Bethany looked down at her breasts.  The sighing just made it worse because it made them bounce, and it took them awhile to stop.

You realize you guys are why I became a mage.  I couldn't run fast enough to be a rogue.  But, whatever, I'm the good girl.  I'll be like Mother and be the mage.  Unlike Marian.  The rogue.

I wish I could stab her.  But no.  I can only pick up staves.  She gets all the daggers.  Ornate, deadly knives that look good on the hip.  And I get a damn stick to wear on my back.  Like I'm going on a hike or something.  Why?  Because a couple of Bioware devs play Mass Effect 2 and go "Gee, let's reduce party member abilities so they feel more unique.  Huh huh huh.  Addition by subtraction.'

WIth that last sentence still in her mind, Bethany looked down at the twins once again and shook her head in disgust.  And they jiggled.  She sighed.  They bounced some more.  She'd never learn.

And now Marian leads the party.  Who decided that?  I'm the one with the brains.  'Heal me, Bethany.  Heals?  Can I get a heal?'  Hey, it's on cooldown, jackass.  Try taking less damage next time.  Or, Maker forbid, you actually stand behind a pillar before the boss uses an AoE attack.  

"Hey, Beth.  We're heading to the Hanged Man to pick up Isabela."

"Fine, on my way," Bethany cheerfully replied.

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

I was all set to have awesome relationships with my siblings, but this story makes me hope that it's possible to have Fem!Hawke and Bethany be full-on passive aggressive b¡tches to eachother. well done.

[Blackout62]

FieryDove wrote...

Great idea.


I would a mini-story for Seb too...../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png

And character trailers...

And...ok I best stop.

Yes I would also like a mini-story about Seb Hanlon

[ReallyRue]

Giltspur wrote...

Well, Bioware may not post any more stories but...

Sighing, Bethany looked down at her breasts.  The sighing just made it worse because it made them bounce, and it took them awhile to stop.

You realize you guys are why I became a mage.  I couldn't run fast enough to be a rogue.  But, whatever, I'm the good girl.  I'll be like Mother and be the mage.  Unlike Marian.  The rogue.

I wish I could stab her.  But no.  I can only pick up staves.  She gets all the daggers.  Ornate, deadly knives that look good on the hip.  And I get a damn stick to wear on my back.  Like I'm going on a hike or something.  Why?  Because a couple of Bioware devs play Mass Effect 2 and go "Gee, let's reduce party member abilities so they feel more unique.  Huh huh huh.  Addition by subtraction.'

WIth that last sentence still in her mind, Bethany looked down at the twins once again and shook her head in disgust.  And they jiggled.  She sighed.  They bounced some more.  She'd never learn.

And now Marian leads the party.  Who decided that?  I'm the one with the brains.  'Heal me, Bethany.  Heals?  Can I get a heal?'  Hey, it's on cooldown, jackass.  Try taking less damage next time.  Or, Maker forbid, you actually stand behind a pillar before the boss uses an AoE attack.  

"Hey, Beth.  We're heading to the Hanged Man to pick up Isabela."

"Fine, on my way," Bethany cheerfully replied.

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

A marvelous insight into dear Bethany's inner torment!

[Maria Caliban]

Giltspur wrote...

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

We need a Bethany's Story mod for DA II where we constantly get Bethany's inner commentary on the events.

[Saibh]

I'm irritated that so many people scoffed and said "OMG it was like FANFICTION I would have done SO MUCH BETTER".

[Ryzaki]

After seeing that demo preview I want one for Aveline.



Aveline..

[Fenn_]

Ryzaki wrote...

After seeing that demo preview I want one for Aveline.

Aveline..

I agree she is a bad ass.