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[Black_Warden]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Giltspur wrote...

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

We need a Bethany's Story mod for DA II where we constantly get Bethany's inner commentary on the events.

I'd agree, but as i am a lowly console user, no mods for me. i would pay for that DLC though. especially if Bethany's inner monologue was that snarky and judgemental.

[thebigbenman]

Giltspur wrote...

Well, Bioware may not post any more stories but...

Sighing, Bethany looked down at her breasts.  The sighing just made it worse because it made them bounce, and it took them awhile to stop.

You realize you guys are why I became a mage.  I couldn't run fast enough to be a rogue.  But, whatever, I'm the good girl.  I'll be like Mother and be the mage.  Unlike Marian.  The rogue.

I wish I could stab her.  But no.  I can only pick up staves.  She gets all the daggers.  Ornate, deadly knives that look good on the hip.  And I get a damn stick to wear on my back.  Like I'm going on a hike or something.  Why?  Because a couple of Bioware devs play Mass Effect 2 and go "Gee, let's reduce party member abilities so they feel more unique.  Huh huh huh.  Addition by subtraction.'

WIth that last sentence still in her mind, Bethany looked down at the twins once again and shook her head in disgust.  And they jiggled.  She sighed.  They bounced some more.  She'd never learn.

And now Marian leads the party.  Who decided that?  I'm the one with the brains.  'Heal me, Bethany.  Heals?  Can I get a heal?'  Hey, it's on cooldown, jackass.  Try taking less damage next time.  Or, Maker forbid, you actually stand behind a pillar before the boss uses an AoE attack.  

"Hey, Beth.  We're heading to the Hanged Man to pick up Isabela."

"Fine, on my way," Bethany cheerfully replied.

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

ya the idea of bethany passive-aggresively healing the party is gold. if we had that "what if?" darkspawn dlc, we should get a "what if?" dlc of bethany being the champion and your Hawke being her follower. and she's just as awesome as giltspur makes her appear.

[Demx]

Saibh wrote...

I'm irritated that so many people scoffed and said "OMG it was like FANFICTION I would have done SO MUCH BETTER".

Just say it's not a fanfiction if Bioware's writting team did it. It's just fiction then.

All I got out of Giltspur's story was boobs bouncing and everyone in my party sucks.

[Sylvianus]

I loved all short stories. <3

Can we have some for Bethany, Carver, Varric, and Aveline? Pleeeese

I support, I want a story written about them, with descriptions, how they are, their personality through the perspective of the author.
I want to know more about Carver , Aveline and Bethany , mostly.

I love Isabela now.

Modifié par Sylvianus, 17 février 2011 - 11:03 .

[PinkShoes]

XD i sort of hate myself for thinking "there are other compaions?" when i read this thread title XD the love has taken over ma braaaaaain ahhh!

[Zaros]

Giltspur wrote...

Well, Bioware may not post any more stories but...

Sighing, Bethany looked down at her breasts.  The sighing just made it worse because it made them bounce, and it took them awhile to stop.

You realize you guys are why I became a mage.  I couldn't run fast enough to be a rogue.  But, whatever, I'm the good girl.  I'll be like Mother and be the mage.  Unlike Marian.  The rogue.

I wish I could stab her.  But no.  I can only pick up staves.  She gets all the daggers.  Ornate, deadly knives that look good on the hip.  And I get a damn stick to wear on my back.  Like I'm going on a hike or something.  Why?  Because a couple of Bioware devs play Mass Effect 2 and go "Gee, let's reduce party member abilities so they feel more unique.  Huh huh huh.  Addition by subtraction.'

WIth that last sentence still in her mind, Bethany looked down at the twins once again and shook her head in disgust.  And they jiggled.  She sighed.  They bounced some more.  She'd never learn.

And now Marian leads the party.  Who decided that?  I'm the one with the brains.  'Heal me, Bethany.  Heals?  Can I get a heal?'  Hey, it's on cooldown, jackass.  Try taking less damage next time.  Or, Maker forbid, you actually stand behind a pillar before the boss uses an AoE attack.  

"Hey, Beth.  We're heading to the Hanged Man to pick up Isabela."

"Fine, on my way," Bethany cheerfully replied.

Lovely, the pirate girl with no pants.  They'll just teleport around trying to get Fenris's attention.  'Oh, my tattoos hurt.  I'm so mysterious.  Don't touch me.  You want to touch me.'  ****s, all of them.

Bethany and I must be soul-mates or something.