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[Moondoggie]

Title says it all the line you think is the funniest in any game by Bioware.


Heres mine

From Dragon Age Origins

Alastair: I must be hearing things....Are you telling me to INPREGNATE MORRIGAN in some kind of magical sex rite!?"

That one had me wetting myself with laughter

[Rasputin]

Butt-kicking for goddness!



Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!

[Laviniya]

Wisdom is only possessed by the learning...

[marbatico]

''have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?''

[MacNille]

"you won't tesefait (spelled wrong). That prove that you hate justice and deserv to get killed"

[vometia]

A lot of the background conversations you'd hear amongst your teammates were very amusing, whether to pass the time during Mass Effect's lift rides or the various squabbling and bickering in DA:O. Shame I can't remember many of them offhand, though I did snigger when Alistair complemented Morrigan on having her mother's nose!

[JRCHOharry]

"Oh no, big templar man! What are you going to do with that sword?"

[J0HNL3I]

"so sten tell me about your people"
"No.":)

[HoonDing]

"Greetings, I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as 'Sir' if you prefer a less... syllable intensive workout."

[CroGamer002]

"We won? Really? Yay!"

Alistair after ending combat and he got unconscious during it.


Also Conrad saying "Really?"

Modifié par Mesina2, 15 février 2011 - 10:09 .

[Swordfishtrombone]

"Take pictures!"



-Joker, upon sending Shepard to break up a cat fight between Miranda and Jack.

[Funkcase]

Dragon age has some of the funniest lines.



Sten always makes me laugh.



Sten -"People are not simple. They cannot be summarized for easy reference in the manner of:"The elves are a little, pointy eared people who excel at poverty.""



And so does Zevran.



Zevran- ''So is it Lord Loghain?

Loghain- ''I'm no longer a teryn, or even a knight. Address me without a title as you would any other Grey Warden.''

Zevran- ''So just Loghain then?''

Loghain- ''Correct. Whats on your mind?''

Zevran- ''You know who I am, yes? I was one of the crows you hired to kill the Grey wardens''

Loghain- ''I thought you looked familiar''

Zevran_ ''Well I just want to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.''

Loghain- ''You dont say?''

Zevran- ''I'm terribly broken up over it.''

Laghain-''Hmm, well thank you kindly for informing me.''

[Stanley Woo]

Both from KotOR:

Jolee: "I did it all for the Wookiees."

PC: "The Wookiees?"

Jolee: "The Wookiees."



PC, to Komad Fortuna: "Look, I have your fodder."

[Maugrim]

"How does one shrink a golem?" - Warden
"With a chisel. And a lot of nerve!" - Shale

It's all in the delivery, that line had me giggling for quite a few minutes.

Modifié par makenzieshepard, 15 février 2011 - 11:56 .

[Dominus]

Edit: Doubly post. Stupid internet...

Modifié par DominusVita, 16 février 2011 - 12:33 .

[Dominus]

Enchantment? (Well, it's how it's delivered :3 )

[Kenzie1100]

Mesina2 wrote...

"We won? Really? Yay!"

Alistair after ending combat and he got unconscious during it.


Also Conrad saying "Really?"

This,

also,

'Remember when you used to be able to just slap omni gel on everything?'

'Hey! Everyone! This shop discriminates against the poor!'

And Ogrin's comment on seeing the broodmother: 'woah, thats a lot of nipples'

[MrDizazta]

"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."

[slimgrin]

Godwin in the closet. Mage tower quest:

"There were demons everywhere, blocking my exit! I decided that the best thing to do in that situation was to hide...and be very, very quiet."

I don't know who wrote this line, but let it be known it vies as the funniest bit of dialog I have ever heard in game.

Modifié par slimgrin, 16 février 2011 - 01:57 .

[ErichHartmann]

"As you say Master. Would you prefer me to call you something else? Perhaps liquidous fleshbag?"

"Can I crush his neck now, master? Just a little? It's been a long time fantasy of mine..."

"Commentary: The meatbag speaks without clarity. Detail your involvement or the master will splatter your organs all over the floor."

―HK-47

Modifié par ErichHartmann, 16 février 2011 - 02:08 .

[WeRtheBrox]

Garrus the romantic FTW!

"You know me.  I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.  **pause**  Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

[Jonp382]

ErichHartmann wrote...

"As you say Master. Would you prefer me to call you something else? Perhaps liquidous fleshbag?"

"Can I crush his neck now, master? Just a little? It's been a long time fantasy of mine..."

"Commentary: The meatbag speaks without clarity. Detail your involvement or the master will splatter your organs all over the floor."

―HK-47

"He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"

Even Minsc can't keep up with HK-47.

[AshedMan]

HK-47 has the best lines closely followed by Minsc.

[Thiefy]

There was a Mass Effect quote about Sir Issac Newton being the most bad *** man to ever exist and that you NEVER eyeball a target ;D