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[Blastback]

From Baldur's Gate

Emissary Tar: At last, someone who looks like they could be
of some assistance! The assorted boobs and dimwits around here have been
of very little help.
Protagonist: I'm afraid you have mistaken us for someone
else. I'm Dimwit, this is my good friend Boob, and behind me you'll find
Brainless and Moron. How do you do?

Guard: Halt! Where do you think you're going?
Protagonist: Upstairs. Where do YOU think you're going?

Larze: Huurm, I be Larze. You be Protagonist. Don't try to
deny it. You should not have come to Baldur's Gate. You given many
warnings before, but you ignore them. Now you must pay. Sorry, but Larze
must kill.
Protagonist: Wait one moment you big oaf. Why would you think
that I'm Protagonist? Do I look like I could be that kind of hero?
Protagonist is a juggernaut of destruction, with flaming eyes, and a
roaring voice. My companions and I, we're just normal folks.
Larze: Huh? But you must be Protagonist. Me see picture, and
it look like you. It had no fire eyes or big voice, though pictures
don't have voices. Hmmmmm. I confused.
Protagonist: Larze, my poor confused ogre. There is only one
thing for you to do. You have to go back and take a closer look at the
picture. I'm sure once you've had a second look, you'll know what a big
mistake you've made. Now run along, we'll be waiting right here.

Mellicamp the Chicken: Th... thank ye... (cluck). You have saved (cluck) me.
[*]
Protagonist:

• Forsooth! Methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!
• I fear I have taken one too many blows to the head! Next I'll be hearing hamsters speak!
• A-a-a-ah!!! Unholy magics are afoot! This chicken is possessed! This bird is FOUL!!!

Protagonist: What makes you think you are going to rule everything? That's a pretty big job for such a... diminutive fellow.
Tiax: Have ye no ears to hear?! It is as Tiax said! DESTINY!
Cyric himself will lift Tiax "on-high," hurtling me to my rightful place
when the time comes! You shall all be as ants before my grace, though
slightly larger ants than the norm if you help me.
Protagonist: So your whole belief system centers around some
celestial midget-toss? Count me out. I'm not a member of the 'Up With
Dwarves League,' you know!

From Baldur's Gate 2

Desharik[/b]: What is the meaning of this intrusion? Who are you?
Protagonist: is my name. I was referred by Captain Golin.
Desharik: Golin? Why would he send you to me? What is it you think you want here?
Protagonist: I seek entry to the asylum. Can you help with this?
Desharik: Spellhold? Why would you want to go there? Hardly a sociable place for decent folk.
Protagonist: I… I need to be admitted. I need… I need help. I need to be confined.
Desharik: You wish me to have you thrown into the asylum?
That is certainly an odd request, through not in itself an indication of
madness. What are you trying to accomplish? I can indeed have people
committed to Spellhold, but why would you request it?
Protagonist: I am clearly deranged. Look who I travel with! Minsc, meet the Pirate Lord!
Minsc: Pirate Lord? Such a name does not conjure images of righteous behavior. Stand still a moment and let Boo have a look at you.
Desharik: Er, why is your friend pointing a hamster at me?
Minsc: Boo will soon have you figured out. You certainly seem
friendlier that I would think a Pirate Lord would be. And where is your
peg?
Desharik: My--- what?
Minsc: Your peg, A proper pirate has a peg, whether a leg, arm or… uh… some other expendable extremity. And a parrot.
Desharik: A parrot?
Minsc: Certainly! As I have my Boo, so too must you have your parrot. Boo likes parrots. They could wrassel.
Desharik: I’ve seen enough. Congratulations, you are on your
way to Spellhold. You are clearly a danger to the general community. By
the gods. I think I’m stupider for talking to you. Stupider? More
Stupid? Get them out of my sight, all of them! They may all have this
disease of the mind.

Enna Hendrick: Shoo! Them aren't yer chickens! Erlin! Erlin, someone's after the chickens!
Protagonist: This is between us and the chickens, Ma'am, and I'm going to ask real nicely that you stay out of it.

Protagonist: Hi! I want to pass through your land!
Kuo-Toa Leader: Klodg do g'ith dal shaog gossath! Geetaaah!
Protagonist: (sigh) This isn't going to end well, is it?

Modifié par Blastback, 16 février 2011 - 07:56 .

[CroGamer002]

^OK now I want to play Baldur's Gate.

[Saerwen]

I can't remember the specifics, It was when Zevran compliments Morrigan, and she finally starts to believe him, then Alistair chimes in about betting if she would buy into the compliment. If I can find it quoted somewhere I will post it, really made me laugh.

[Moondoggie]

Saerwen wrote...

I can't remember the specifics, It was when Zevran compliments Morrigan, and she finally starts to believe him, then Alistair chimes in about betting if she would buy into the compliment. If I can find it quoted somewhere I will post it, really made me laugh.

I loved the last part of that.

Zevran: You owe me five silvers yes?

Morrigan: I hate you ALL

[Archdemon Cthulhu]

Shale: Have fun storming the castle!



Zevran (about Urn of Sacred ashes): Nice Vase.



Liara: So what next, Shepard?

Shepard: Settle down, get married, a bunch of little blue children.

[Dune01]

Thief-of-Hearts wrote...

There was a Mass Effect quote about Sir Issac Newton being the most bad *** man to ever exist and that you NEVER eyeball a target ;D

I Lol'd hard.Hard I say.

[HoonDing]

"My brother's a +12 Hackmaster!" - Lilarcor

[ottery]

Blastback wins, I think.



I love the conversations where Jan tries to steal Boo off Minsc - unfortunately, they're too long to post. So instead here's one short and sweet line from Minsc when you make him party leader:



Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!

[Blastback]

Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details. SQUEAK!

[HoonDing]

It's pretty clear nothing can beat the banter & companions from BG.

[Veex]

Moondoggie wrote...

Saerwen wrote...

I can't remember the specifics, It was when Zevran compliments Morrigan, and she finally starts to believe him, then Alistair chimes in about betting if she would buy into the compliment. If I can find it quoted somewhere I will post it, really made me laugh.

I loved the last part of that.

Zevran: You owe me five silvers yes?

Morrigan: I hate you ALL

Zevran: And there we go! I think you owe me five silvers, yes?

[DaneWolf]

"Oh... Oooh... I understand now.... You said what you did just to get me mad... Mad enough to break free!! You are as smart as Boo sometimes!!!" Minsc - Baldur's Gate II.

[Nik_Li]

Minsc: "Now you are talking like Minsc! We should get you a hamster. Or an ice weasel, whichever you prefer."
Minsc: "Jump on my sword while you can Evil. I won't be as gentle!"

[Gee, you can spot us 30-somethings a mile off!]

Modifié par Nik_Li, 18 février 2011 - 12:02 .

[Ghost Lightning]

Legion: "There was a hole..."



HK47: "Meatbag"

[Drake Sigar]

"Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy."

Modifié par Drake Sigar, 18 février 2011 - 12:48 .

[LadyJaneGrey]

Shale (monotone): "Yes, master, I live only to serve the master..."



I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

[Fishy]

and please
Do not Ask about the Qwib Qwib

Modifié par Suprez30, 18 février 2011 - 03:59 .

[Junri]

www.youtube.com/watch

This

Modifié par Junri, 18 février 2011 - 04:31 .

[JediHealerCosmin]

Leliana: "You are not all stone, Shale. There is a person inside you."

Shale: "If so, it's probably because I ate him." 

[Noilly Prat]

Several of the ones I remember best have already been mentioned, but here's one from Jade Empire that hasn't been posted yet.

PC: Celestial integration?  You made that one up.

Creative Yukong: Celestial integration means just that; it's integrated... celestially.  Thus the relationship between the heavens and earth is one of integration and, er, celestial.

I don't know how many people got this one when they first heard it, but it cracked me up because I was familiar with George W. Bush's insightful comments on tribal sovereignty.

[Rzepik2]

CHARNAME - I am Dinkamus Littlelog and I come in search of the holy groundhog!



Centeol: You've come to learn from my infinite wisssssdom. Ssssspeak quickly!

CHARNAME - Why you're so fat?



Cernd - Well, that was unpleasant. I guess I should expect more of the same to come. As the trees are buffeted and snapped in the face of the gale, I shall be as the bamboo and flex.

CHARNAME - Oh shut up.

[caradoc2000]

Most of the stuff from Kang the Mad in Jade Empire.



Also, one of the brave soldiers of Vigil's Keep in Awakening: "I will come back when it is safe".

[NvVanity]

Noveria VI: Hello, I see you are trying to restore this facility, would you like help with that?



Shepard: Crap a pop-up!

[Elvis_Mazur]

Turian Councilor from Mass Effect 2: " As yes Reapers. The immortal race of sentient machines allegedly waiting in Dark Space. We have dismissed that claim." But not because of the phrase itself, but rather of the fun people made with it in the ME forums.