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[Fishy]

PetrySilva wrote...

Turian Councilor from Mass Effect 2: " As yes Reapers. The immortal race of sentient machines allegedly waiting in Dark Space. We have dismissed that claim." But not because of the phrase itself, but rather of the fun people made with it in the ME forums.

lol

[Nattfare]

Minsc:

"The bigger they are, the harder I hit!"

"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!"



Jan:

*Burp* "Pardon, turnip reflex."



Lilarcor:

"What's my status? Since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in somethings guts?"

"My last owner always said I was sharp and edgy, hehe! .....he was such an ass!"

[Paradocs]

"Who is dees mahn, Teagan?"



Isolde is so obnoxious that this line is just hilarious. I can't take her seriously, and I laugh every time I hear it.

[cactusberry]

Dragon Age--



Templar: "I am feeling a bit peckish..."

Warden: "You want me to feed you?"

Sten: "Urgh, munch on these if you like..."

Templar: "Oh, cookies!"



-



Sten: "Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

[Guywhoiam]

"She fills her days making poisons, and cake. Tell me you didn't try the cake."

[phoenixofthunder]

-=(KOTOR)=-
HK-47:
Amendment: I did forget that. Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!

-=(KOTOR II: TSL Bonus DVD)=-
HK-47:
Conclusion: I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.

(ME1)
Shepard:
Because its a big stupid jellyfish!

(ME2)
Shepard: Get out of here! Now! Before it blows!
Stock Boy: Blows? What the...?
Shepard: Run!
Stock Boy: All right!

Modifié par phoenixofthunder, 20 février 2011 - 02:19 .

[Fidget6]

"ASS CHAPS!"

Also:
"I asked about Antiva, not your leather fetish."

Modifié par Fidget6, 21 février 2011 - 10:00 .

[vometia]

A long-forgotten line I was reminded of yesterday, spoken by Thane to a terrified Mouse: "Be still, Mouse. You can change your pants in a moment."

Modifié par vometia, 21 février 2011 - 10:04 .

[Swordfishtrombone]

Shepard: "The geth are perfect ambushers. They don't move, they don't make noise - hell, they don't even breathe."



Ashley: "Sir, they have flashlight heads."

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

Any line from Morte, and Jowan.



Anders saying this:

"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools."

[Gimme H]

i liked it in BG or BG2, can't remember which, when that redhead girl asks if she can join the party,

and one of the options is...



"Not a chance in all the nine hells."



sums up my attitude to npcs

[MajorStranger]

Shale: Order me to do something.

Warden: Attack Alistair.

Alistair: Hey!

[DrakoGlyph]

There's just so many, in Dragon Age alone...



"That's what I'm here for; to deliver unpleasant news and witty one liners."



Although the bandits before Lothering come to mind:



"Yes, I'm a criminal. I admit it. I apologize."



Or Sten:



"If I were indeed hostile, you would be bleeding right now."



Morrigan:



"I could be friendly if I so chose, but alas desiring to be more intelligent does not make it so."



Zevran:



"Well, to be allowed to live would be nice, and make me marginally more useful to you."



Carroll (Poor Templar left to guard a boat):



"...yes, I see. And I have papers stating that I'm the Queen of Antiva. What do you think of that?"

"Aren't queens supposed to be female?"

"Don't question royalty."



Oghren:



(See my signature)

Then there's:

"A human walks into a tavern..." (laughs)

(falls over)

I still don't know how to start this convo in-game, but it's in the Character Trailer



Anything Anders + Ser Pounce-a-lot. I mean, banter at the touch of a button!



Anders:

"I love the Howes... and the who's and the what's."



For it being a "Dark Fantasy" game, there's quite a bit of humor in it.



But... to narrow it down to one... that's very near impossible...



Warden: (In response to Morrigan confronting Dog) It can't be any stinkier than what normally goes in them.



No. I can't choose just one.

[Blastback]

Let's face it, Bioware just writes awesome dialoge. Choosing one line as the best is near impossible.

[DrakoGlyph]

It's like trying to choose Dog as your champion. It just doesn't work.

[Darth Wolfenbarg]

By the PC from BG1:

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

Modifié par Darth Wolfenbarg, 25 février 2011 - 07:28 .

[BeanieBat]

Shepard: "I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razor blade"

[Blastback]

BeanieBat wrote...

Shepard: "I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razor blade"

WHOA!  When in the game do you get this line?  That's awesome!

[BeanieBat]

It's in Mass Effect 1 when you go to find Harkin in Chora's Den. Guess you'd have to playthrough as FemShep though!

[druplesnubb]

There are more from DAOthan I can remember but here's some of the my favourites.

Thug in the dwarve noble origin: Where is the shield of Aeducan?
Warden: The shield is a metaphor, it's inside all of us.

Alistair: So... you're female, Leliana, right?
Leliana: I am? That's news. When did that happen?
Alistair: I just wanted some advice. What should I do if... if I think a woman is special and--
Leliana: You want to woo her? Here's a good tip: you shouldn't question her about her female-ness.
Alistair: All right, yes. Good point.
Leliana: Why do you ask? Are you afraid things will not proceed naturally?
Alistair: Why would they? Especially when I do things like ask women if they're female.
Leliana: It adds to your charm, Alistair. You are a little awkward. It is endearing.
Alistair: So I should be awkward? Didn't you just say not to do things like that?
Leliana: Just be yourself. You do know how to do that, don't you?
Alistair: All right, forget I asked.

edit:And the majority of the dialogue from Fort Drakon. Seriously, why hasn't that been mentioned yet?

Modifié par druplesnubb, 25 février 2011 - 10:34 .

[Johnsen1972]

Modifié par Johnsen1972, 01 mars 2011 - 09:21 .

[Jiggasaurus]

*goes to open door*

"What's the password?"

>"Just open up"

"Go away"

...........

*goes to open door, again*

"What's the password?"

>"Errr.....Sausage?"

"Sausage?...Bloody no!!! Go away!"

Modifié par Jiggasaurus, 01 mars 2011 - 10:12 .

[Deathwurm]

I'm really bad at remembering specific lines...
I must say, there was some hilarious stuff in LotSB (just bought it a few weeks ago) especially the "where on the Asari body?" exchange between Liara and Shepard.

[marbatico]

Dragon Age Origins:

Brother genitivi, when asking him what he means by saying that the Maker watches the Ashes:
"After all, no one wants to hear: 'Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanisms that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary intruder.'"