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[Steel Moon]

I've always liked Deekin's Doom Song in Hordes of the Underdark. I think I also remember him singing "Fame! Deekin will live forever..." LOL

[Godak]

*Ahem*

Modifié par Godak, 02 mars 2011 - 12:10 .

[Lugwy]

Hordes of the Underdark, paraphrased: "Hell just froze over."

It's funny in context.

[Gavinthelocust]

"Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!"

[Blastback]

"Evil, meet my sword! SWORD MEET EVIL!"


•"Bondari reloads"

[casedawgz]

"I'm here to put hyper-velocity rounds through the heads of bad guys."

[MrFob]

Most of the best ones have already been mentioned, just some nice mass effect ones that come to mind:
ME1 - Krogan: "Stupid machine! Tell me what I want to know or I'll blow your virtual arse into actual dust!"
Feros VI: "If you have no further inquiry, please step aside, there is a queue forming behind you for the use of this terminal."

And not really that funny but I love this Shepard line from ME2:
Shep: "Look lady, if you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. if you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari.If you want a NEW problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a human."
So damn arrogant but well, after meeting the council...

[Lugwy]

I am ashamed of forgetting this gem:

"Murder, slash, kill! Murder, slash, KILL! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

...On second thought, every single one of Lilarcor's lines are worth noting because they range from absurd to hilarious(ly absurd).

Modifié par Lugwy, 03 mars 2011 - 07:47 .

[DeviantJoker]

 Leliana: Catarina had the most uncanny ability to tie knots in the stems of cherries, using only her tongue. It was very impressive. The men, especially, loved watching her.
Wynne: Uh, yes, that's exactly the sort of Maker-given magic I was talking about.

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

another gem:
Hawk: "<Sarcastic Option>"

Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically..."

Hawke: "You know I hate it when you do that."

Varric: "Hawke muttered to the dwarf angrily..."

Anders: Justice does not approve of my obsession with you, he says your a distraction.
Hawke: Your saying he is an unwilling participant in our threesome?
Anders: Please don't call it that.

Modifié par Blood-Lord Thanatos, 20 mars 2011 - 02:57 .

[Chanegade]

"I'm the pretty one" (Oghren in the prison break quest if you go with Zevran)

[MaaZeus]

Anders: A wizard did it.

XD

Pretty much anything Shale and HK47 says. The moment they open their mouths, dry hilarity follows.

[Jiggasaurus]

Can't be bothered to type it out, just been going through Mass Effect again, this ones a gem...

[Tirigon]

Sten in the Circle tower, Irving´s study:

So many books. I wonder how many of them are mere decoration.

Was awesome cos most of them really only stand on the shelves and can´t be read ever....

Probably not the best overall, but one of the best I can think of atm. A bit of careful self-irony:)


Another good one: Hawke about deals with demons:
[Wheel: it´s not worth it] Have you seen an abomination? They´re UGLY.

[ALVIG824]

Ohgren upon entering Ortan Thaig:

"by the ****** of my ancestors!"

[RainyDayLover]

Apostate prostitute....hmm.....Apostitute! **

[Swordfishtrombone]

In DA2, Merrill is a goldmine of hilarious dialogue:

• Merrill: Your armor is very shiny, Sebastian. Doesn't that make you an easier target?
• Sebastian: The Light of the Maker is my armor, Merrill. I am not afraid.
• Merrill: Maybe you could ask Him to make His Light less shiny? Then you wouldn't need as much armor.

• Merrill: If your city was stolen, why didn't you just call the guards?
• Sebastian: I'm afraid the matter can't be handled by guards, Merrill.
• Merrill: Aveline could help you! She's very good at making thieves give things back. I think it's because she's so tall.
• Sebastian: This is beyond even Aveline's power, I'm sorry to say.
• Merrill: Are you sure? Have you seen her hit people?
• Aveline: I can hear every word you're saying.

• Merrill: How did you learn swording?
• Carver: "Swording"?
• Merrill: Those things you do with the sword. It looks tricky. Was it hard to learn?
• Carver: It takes a lot of practice.
• Merrill: Well, you seem good at it! I bet one day you'll be best sworder in Kirkwall.
• Carver: Merrill...
• Merrill: I said something wrong again, didn't I? Maybe I'll just stop talking.
  
  

[Moondoggie]

Merrill has some of the funniest lines in Dragon Age 2 though that can be matched by having Isabella and Aveline together in a party for all the **** fights they have this one is my favourite

* Aveline: You're right.
* Isabela: About?
* Aveline: About knowing who you are.
* Aveline: I'm the captain of the guard. I'm loyal, strong, and I don't look too bad naked.
* Isabela: Exactly. And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say...
* Aveline: Shut up, W**re.
* Isabela: That's my girl.

Modifié par Moondoggie, 23 mars 2011 - 06:02 .

[Klimy]

The only ones I remember that gave me a laugh were actually from DA2:
Merril: "I have so many scars that they have names and families now"

[Gyrannon]

DAO and TRULY hilarious!
But to be real here...

Mass Effect 2:

*After meeting the crazy Volus that honestly thinks he's a god among ants an these are the responses to the volus madman*

Shepard: Charge......
Garrus: This guy couldn't tie his boot laces, much less fight.
Grunt: This idiot is no challenge to anyone!
Legion: His operating system is unstable and will fail.

DAO:

Alistair: Ooh! Golem Vommit! This I gotta see

[FDrage]

Can't recall the exact quote but it is from the bartender in the "Hanged Man":

"The pigeon population of Fereldon took an unexplained decline".

Modifié par FDrage, 24 mars 2011 - 04:25 .

[ALVIG824]

MajorStranger wrote...

Shale: Order me to do something.<br />
Warden: Attack Alistair.<br />
Alistair: Hey!

Warden: alright, hug Zevran
Zevran: i don't like foriegn objects invading my space. well, usually.

[JediHealerCosmin]

Varric: "I swear that I will find that son of b***h - sorry mother - and I will kill him!" 

Modifié par JediHealerCosmin, 25 mars 2011 - 10:00 .