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[aMytallica]

JohnEpler wrote...

I have always (and still do) wanted to end a game on a powerful emotional cliffhanger... only to cut to the credits with 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' playing.

I suggested this on ME2 and for some reason, no one else agreed.

Someday... someday...

Lol Perhaps a "Be Happy DLC" ???

[Zkyire]

gastovski wrote...

The warden comes and invokes right of conscription to Cassandra.

Wont happen but.. hell yes.

[Maelora]

Count Viceroy wrote...
I think Uwe Boll wants his script back.

Presumably so they can use it for Mass Effect 3?

[JrayM16]

Maelora wrote...

Count Viceroy wrote...
I think Uwe Boll wants his script back.

Presumably so they can use it for Mass Effect 3?

http://instantrimshot.com/

But no. 

[megaz635]

*Varric tells the last of the truthful story*


Cassandra: "Now that I know the whole thing where is The Champion?"


Varric: "I've told you days ago that I don't know where The Champion went!"


Cassandra: "You're lieing! Men beat a litt-


*Door gets kicked down and Templar guards are both dead*


Megaz635: Im the new Champion *****.



*Slice*

Modifié par megaz635, 18 février 2011 - 12:01 .

[Gvaz]

The game will end on a cliffhanger, and the whole game is in Kirkwall over the ten in game years.

[coolide]

Varric is Hawke.

[GrayCloak21]

coolide wrote...

Varric is Hawke.

Varric walks out of the building, lights a cigarrette with a golden lighter, and walks away just as Cassandra realizes this fact.

[Conspicuous Cake]

Everyone ends up being taken into custody by the Chantry for betting in nug races.

Gambling is frowned upon even if you are the Champion, sir!

[Gabriel S.]

Varric let himself be caught. HA!

Final phase in the overthrowing of the Chantry. HA!

Then Hawke and Varric seduce Cassandra and they all have an orgy with a desire demon. HA!

Modifié par Gabriel Stelinski, 18 février 2011 - 12:54 .

[My Avatar is a Lizard]

Hawke was a metaphor for the war in Iraq

[Gabriel S.]

gastovski wrote...

The warden comes and invokes right of conscription to Cassandra.

James Gastovski flies in from Malden and clean sweeps the whole Chantry.

[panamakira]

RosaAquafire wrote...

The ending of every Assassin's Creed game, right there.

This! I hate those endings~<_<

[leeboi2]

Templar: I'm sorry sir, the chantry is closed for the evening.

Hawke: I'm here to see Miss Pentaghast.

Templar: Miss Pentaghast is away on business at the moment...Mr...?

Hawke: Hawke...I used to work here.

[DragonRacer13]

JohnEpler wrote...

I have always (and still do) wanted to end a game on a powerful emotional cliffhanger... only to cut to the credits with 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' playing.

I suggested this on ME2 and for some reason, no one else agreed.

Someday... someday...

That is just... so cruel. So evil. So heartless.

I freakin' LOVE it! 


As far as endings go... Hawke busts in to save Varric, only to find Cassandra standing there alone.

Hawke: "Where is he?!"

Cassandra: "He's being watched by top men."

Hawke: "Who?!"

Cassandra: "Top. Men."

Scene fades to templars wheeling a large crate -- that's suspiciously producing a kicking, pounding sound from inside -- and sliding it into a looooong row of identical crates in the basement of the Kirkwall chantry.

Modifié par DragonRacer13, 18 février 2011 - 02:59 .

[Vahe]

*After a lengthy and comprehensive interrogation, Varric is let go*

*As Cassandra looks over all of the evidence and records, suddenly she comes to a shocking revelation as the coffee mug in her hand falls to the ground and shatters*

Cassandra: The dwarf- did you see him?! The dwarf!  Which way did he go?!

Templar 1: Oh, he went that way.

*as he exits the building, we see Varric's gait transform into that of a human's*

*Cassandra runs outside, desperately looking for some sign of the dwarf.*

*As Varric enters a black carriage, we realize that he will never let himself be seen again*

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled- was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone."

FADE TO BLACK

Modifié par Vahe, 18 février 2011 - 03:08 .

[jones0901]

actually Hawke died in Lothering and Varric wore stilts and a beard wig

[jones0901]

is there a name for a beard wig?

[Ziggeh]

Having learnt important lessons about themselves and each other, Hawke and the gang write Cassandra a letter explaining that she see's them the way she wants to see them, in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions.



Isabella gives Hawke one of her earings and he walks off across the football field and punches the air as Simple Minds kicks in.

[Purple People Eater]

Vahe wrote...

*After a lengthy and comprehensive interrogation, Varric is let go*

*As Cassandra looks over all of the evidence and records, suddenly she comes to a shocking revelation as the coffee mug in her hand falls to the ground and shatters*

Cassandra: The dwarf- did you see him?! The dwarf!  Which way did he go?!

Templar 1: Oh, he went that way.

*as he exits the building, we see Varric's gait transform into that of a human's*

*Cassandra runs outside, desperately looking for some sign of the dwarf.*

*As Varric enters a black carriage, we realize that he will never let himself be seen again*

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled- was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone."

FADE TO BLACK

The Usual Dragon Age Suspects ending huh?

[thedistortedchild]

My Avatar is a Lizard wrote...

Hawke was a metaphor for the war in Iraq

Hawke was a metaphor for Jesus. 

[Ziggeh]

thedistortedchild wrote...
Hawke was a metaphor for Jesus. 

Everyone is Jesus in purgatory.

[C9316]

I'm betting it'll cut to black in mid sentence, like the Sopranos...

[Mecha Tengu]

C9316 wrote...

I'm betting it'll cut to black in mid sentence, like the Sopranos...

lul family guy

[Fishy]

The game will stop playing in the middle and



*Please insert 5 $ to continue playing *