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Débuté par Maria Caliban , févr. 20 2011 09:01

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:41

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AllThatJazz wrote...

This thread is brilliant. And yes, as a straight woman I'm finding myself becoming confused. So far, almost all the people I quite fancy in this game are female. Two of them are relatives, one is me, two are old women - of these two old women, one is an (alleged) infanticidal shapechanger and the other's my mum. There are only two fellas in this that I actually 'would' - a possessed psychotic cannibal and a hairy dwarf.

I need to go away and rethink my life.



I agree with what you're saying.

It's a real shame they've short changed us on the male LI's. The only guy I find attractive from what we've been given so far is Anders, and he's just a similar character to Alistair. I'm assuming Fenris is going to be the next Zevran (It's a guess!) but he really does nothing for me at all. 

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:43

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aznsoisauce wrote...

Bann Duncan wrote...

request denied wrote...

Bann Duncan wrote...

Is it wrong that I find Mama Hawke and Bethany more attractive than our hero?


No way Bann  Fem Hawke is so hawt  , i love those eyes ♥ 


I hate the 'fashion hair'. Her hair looks like David Bowie's.

That's what my hair looks like. Does that mean I have Bowie hair??

...suddenly, I feel sexier than ever. :o


Presumably you're not a warrior in a medieval-type setting without hairspray. :lol:

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:43

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marshalleck wrote...

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Bann Duncan wrote...

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I wonder if creating a custom Hawke would make things "laughable". That is, the default Lady Hawke looks JUST right for her family members in that picture; if she was a custom character with some unusual facial features, I assume it wouldn't fit as nicely.

Just thinking out loud here.

 Apparently the family faces are determined by which preset you base your custom Hawke on.

:blink: For real?! That would be too awesome if true!

It's true, but note he said preset. You select a preset for your Hawke and the family's resemblance will change along with it, but once you start making alterations to your Hawke from a preset, those changes won't carry over to the family if I understand it correctly. Does that make sense?

I get it. Thanks for the clarification.

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Alan Rickman
Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:46

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I'd hold hands with them.



All night long.

#105
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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:48

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Bioware should have spent last fall and the last few weeks watching Spartacus. We could use a Gannicus in Dragon Age. :P



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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:48

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It's a bit mean of BioWare to give us these hot females we're related to.



This game is actually quite decent for hot females though. I mean, there's the Hawke family of course but then there's also Izzy and Cass. Mmm.....Cass.....

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:49

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I'd hold hands with them.

All night long.


Just hold hands? Are you a virgin? :huh:

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:49

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Maria Caliban wrote...

BioWare has created the first game where, upon seeing an image of the PC, the PC's mother, and the PC's sister, I thought, "I'd tap that."

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I guess these Amell women just have great genes.


That is an absolutely great photo. You can see the resemblance and they all look very very good.

This is why I plan to play a FemHawke.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:50

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Maria Caliban wrote...

And then there's Carver.

Poor Carver. Got his looks from dad's side of the family.

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Carver looks like handsome Squidward:

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Also, yes, I want all three Hawke women, plz.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:50

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Maria Caliban wrote...

And then there's Carver.

Poor Carver. Got his looks from dad's side of the family.

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Carver looks like handsome Squidward:

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Also, yes, I want all three Hawke women, plz.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:51

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VictorianTrash wrote...

Carver looks like handsome Squidward:

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Also, yes, I want all three Hawke women, plz.



:sick:

Maybe if they'd gone more for this, people would make fun of poor Carver less:

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:51

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VictorianTrash wrote...

Carver looks like handsome Squidward:

I will never be able to unsee this. Ever.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:52

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"Handsome Squidward". I think you've broken my brain with that picture. Who's got the brain-bleach?

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:56

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I agree, especially about Leandra. If her hair wasn't grey, she could easily be your sister rather than your mom. I actually think she has the most attractive face of the 3.



I'm worried about making a custom Hawke... I don't want my family to look like a bunch of uggos. But my Hawke needs to be a red-head.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:57

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Thank you, Jazz! But you're too late. I'm just going to have to buy a new one. Image IPB  Those cursed, glorious pixels.

kjdhgfiliuhwe wrote...

Bioware should have spent last fall and the last few weeks watching Spartacus. We could use a Gannicus in Dragon Age. :P


People keep talking about this show. If only I got Starz.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:59

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WhisperingCity wrote...

Thank you, Jazz! But you're too late. I'm just going to have to buy a new one. Image IPB  Those cursed, glorious pixels.

kjdhgfiliuhwe wrote...

Bioware should have spent last fall and the last few weeks watching Spartacus. We could use a Gannicus in Dragon Age. :P


People keep talking about this show. If only I got Starz.


It's bloody fantastic. :lol: And Lucy Lawless. I am so going to miss her when season two finally comes out a year from now (sadly the character that plays Spartacus had a cancer scare, pushing the season back).

I'm sure it'll be on DVD at some point if you have no other way of watching it.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:59

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Bann Duncan wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Bann Duncan wrote...

request denied wrote...

Bann Duncan wrote...

Is it wrong that I find Mama Hawke and Bethany more attractive than our hero?


No way Bann  Fem Hawke is so hawt  , i love those eyes ♥ 


I hate the 'fashion hair'. Her hair looks like David Bowie's.

That's what my hair looks like. Does that mean I have Bowie hair??

...suddenly, I feel sexier than ever. :o


Presumably you're not a warrior in a medieval-type setting without hairspray. :lol:


Who needs hairspray when you have a sister mage or are a mage yourself Image IPB, nothing gets the Bowie lift than a blast of magic Image IPB

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 11:01

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Soooo whose up for a DLC where you play as Varric....and you try to be the first Dwarf to collect 'The Hawk' set. That's right forumites, play your cards right (and have a save where lady Hawk is single) and you can romance all three lovely ladies at the same time.

Like DA 2 this side story is a frame narrative and begins in a bar, with Varric regaling his audience about his greatest conquest ever!


Ahhh where's Aimo when I need her Image IPB

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 11:02

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yukidama wrote...

Wut, Carver is adorable.


I agree.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 11:03

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VictorianTrash wrote...

Carver looks like handsome Squidward:

[snip]

Also, yes, I want all three Hawke women, plz.


What has been seen...cannot be unseen. :crying:

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 11:04

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LivingInTheSixties wrote...
Who needs hairspray when you have a sister mage or are a mage yourself Image IPB, nothing gets the Bowie lift than a blast of magic Image IPB

Bethany! If you do not blast my hair to it's optimum glamorosity, I'm turning you in to the templars!

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 11:05

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that ... armor ... looks .... like .... ****, she looks like a man

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 11:06

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makalathbonagin wrote...

that ... armor ... looks .... like .... ****, she looks like a man


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Seriously. Just no.

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 11:07

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...really?

So...you actually want boob shapes in your armor?

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Posté 20 février 2011 - 11:07

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Tarahiro wrote...

It's a bit mean of BioWare to give us these hot females we're related to.

This game is actually quite decent for hot females though. I mean, there's the Hawke family of course but then there's also Izzy and Cass. Mmm.....Cass.....


Mmm.... Cass indeed! :wub:
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