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the "lets all make unreasonable demands for DA2" thread


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Homebound

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k guys, here's how this works.
Just post the silliest, most over-the-top demand you can have for the DA2 game and post it here.

For example:

"I want an epic mount in the game that's like a unicorn, except its charcoal black, and leaves a trail of rainbows and firey death in its path."

"WATDASOCKS is dis? Dey stripped all the rpg elements and made it different! I want this to b liek an top-down turn-based rpg to bring back stragety"

"How DARE they not involve a M/M romance between hawke and a Hurlock!? I WANT NAO!!1"


Now you try.

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I want the spirit of my Grey Warden to possess Hawke.

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Vahe

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I want the Morrigan/Flemeth story resolved.

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upsettingshorts

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Varric and Aveline as LIs.

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Augustei

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I want 700 hours of gameplay!. i want to be able to enter the fade and conquer and unify the demons. And be known as: Hawke, King of Demons.

I wanna play as a Qunari and I wanna be a pirate!

Modifié par XxDeonxX, 20 février 2011 - 10:55 .


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sassperella

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 I want Anders story to have a happy ending :(

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Sophiatje

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Bisexual sex with Alistair and his wife my Human Noble. And gay sex with my Elven Mage and Zevran. Both with MHawke and Fenris and Anders joining in..
 

Modifié par Sophiatje, 20 février 2011 - 11:02 .


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Shepard Lives

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I want Anders to be bi?

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Jazharah

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I want sex with Shale. And dog.



I know, it's totally wrong.

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nightcobra

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i want all main protagonists walking down in a line to this tune



Modifié par nightcobra8928, 20 février 2011 - 11:02 .


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Threeparts

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ONE THOUSAND ELEPHANTS.

Modifié par Threeparts, 20 février 2011 - 11:10 .


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Tayto60

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I want a pony.

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stickmanhenry wrote...

I want the spirit of my Grey Warden to possess Hawke.


You know...You have played as the grey warden, and you are playing as Hawke, so...

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Ms .45

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 I want all protagonists walking through Kirkwall to this tune:


Modifié par Ms .45, 20 février 2011 - 11:10 .


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JediHealerCosmin

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Varric and Aveline as LIs.


:innocent:

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DrunkenMonkey

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i want the game to be good. 


'trollface'


..:D

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Sacred_Fantasy

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I want Varric to shave his chest hair and take a bath.

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Wolf_in_the_Meadow

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I want it to satisfy, nay humble all the petty whining haters on these boards.



Also, I want the Final Choice to be whether to have a red hat with an arrow through it or a green hat with an arrow through it as his guards uniform. This will cause a religious schism.



Oh Cloister... how we let thee down!

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Naitaka

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I want rogue to get a tech roll, warrior to get a short range bullrush, and mage to get a teleport by double tapping any direction. I also want rogue to be able to launch enemies into the air to perform air combo.

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I want...


Image IPB

Modifié par simfamSP, 20 février 2011 - 10:09 .


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The ability to customize hair length to a millionth of a centimeter, editing individual eyebrow hairs, changing the length of the arms, legs, hands, and feet, and customization of every single fingernail and toenail. If I do not get these options it's a dealbreaker because MY HAWKE CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS MANI PEDI.

ps, the ability to romance every single character ever including miscellaneous enemies and they had better be the most well written fleshed out things ever seen or BioWare will disappoint me.

Modifié par tiktac, 20 février 2011 - 11:26 .


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i want showers... for varric mostly i dont need smelly dwarf in my game yuck

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AtreiyaN7

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That it smites everyone who feels compelled to yap about The Witcher 2 constantly.

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The Lesser Evil

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I want the graphics in this game to require a system that descended from the heavens on a rainbow made out of glitter, crafted from the souls of the repentent by the magical angel smiths under supervision of Jesus Christ.

Modifié par The Lesser Evil, 20 février 2011 - 11:30 .


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I want to have sex with Kirkwall.