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the "lets all make unreasonable demands for DA2" thread


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I want a Blood Mage spell sustain to give me blood wings on my back so I can fly around the battlefield raining fireballs on fools.
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I want variable weather, as in real time day and night, snow and rain.



I want it to be a requirement in the game for people to beat it as Lady Hawke first before they unlock Sheploo Hawke.

I want the ability to exorcise Justice from Anders and put him in Ser Pounce A lot.
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I want horses, Lady Hawke tires herself too much from walking.

I want to become Queen of Kirkwall with Anders as King and we publicly execute anyone who is a templar/member of Chantry or uses the word Maker.
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Yup I think im done =D

i want to marry you <3


i want and demand demon sex with anders

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Stanley Woo wrote...

I want the forum response to the game to be all positive. :P


HAHA now thats unreaonable.

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I want the game.

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I want this ending:
 


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Roma Victa wrote...

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I want mages to be able to fly!



That's already in. Bethany flies pretty good when the ogre tosses her.


Not good enough! I want flight to be self-propelled.Image IPB

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I want shepard to renegade interupt the whiners on these forums.

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I what to have sex with my dog, and mother and father of my dog. Then my male warrior call`s all other male companions to join fun and then i call my sister bethani and my mother to dig up my dead brother to have sex with him and that is all... This is my fantasy.



And of course to be more like Neverwinter than Diablo...




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edit: sorry for double post...

Modifié par FreeMayk, 23 février 2011 - 03:32 .


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I want the game to PLAY EXACTLY like DA:O, cuz it was purfect yo.

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Purgatious wrote...

I want shepard to renegade interupt the whiners on these forums.


This too. <3

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I WANT BIOWARE TO IMPLIMENT ME INTO THE GAME! *flex*

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FreeMayk wrote...

I what to have sex with my dog, and mother and father of my dog. Then my male warrior call`s all other male companions to join fun and then i call my sister bethani and my mother to dig up my dead brother to have sex with him and that is all... This is my fantasy.

And of course to be more like Neverwinter than Diablo...


I think we have a winner here!

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I want there to be a slider in the CC for 'realism' vs. 'stereotype'. The further you go to the latter, the more hulked out Man Hawke gets, the more gravelly his voice is and the more veins begin popping out of his skin DBZ-style. For Lady Hawke, the more petite and curvaceous she gets, the fewer muscles she has, the longer her hair grows and the squeakier her voice gets (the highest setting shall be "Disney princess").



Maybe then people will stop commenting about their weird hangups about gender.

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i want a free cheese burger with my copy of dragon age 2

Modifié par DinoSteve, 23 février 2011 - 03:43 .


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Y'all are setting your sights too low.  Here is my list of demands:

For femHawke:
  • A "Prettiest Pretty Princess" achievement, awarded automatically upon creation of a female Hawke.
  • A wardrobe of attractive clothing, including French (sorry, ORLESIAN) maid outfit, swappable in battle if I feel my look needs updating.
  • A hair toss animation.
  • All the male characters (even the married ones!  even the gay ones!) to be in love with my female Hawke, forsaking all others unless I tire of their attentions and release them.  (Unless I untoggle the "in love with me" option--then they can fulfill the same role as the demand below.)
  • All the female characters to be uglier than my character, uninteresting to all male NPCs, and subservient to me.  (Unless I toggle the "in love with me" option, then they all looooooooooove meeeeeeeeeee.)
  • A pony.
For maleHawke:
  • A "Manliest Manly Man" achievement, awarded automatically upon creation of a male Hawke.
  • A "flex" animation.
  • NPCs to willingly attend my crotch at all times, including during battle.  maleHawke doesn't need blood magic when he can do sex magic.
  • A super secret hidden power that only comes to light when the Big Bad fights me, so that I can huff and puff like I'm having a difficult time, and then BAM.
  • Katanas.
For the game:
  • All happy endings all the time, the endgame culminating in a giant wedding ceremony where I marry my true love(s) and have a bajillion babies, OR
  • My character allowed to be a complete troglodyte, killing all allies with no negative consequences to my endgame whatsoever.  Everyone left alive thanks me for being such an enormous jerk. 
  • Optional orgy scene where everyone shows me their undying gratitude in terms I can actually understand.
  • David Gaider to have taken everything I've said on the forums in the past year to heart, and arranged the whole DA2 plot according to my wishes.
  • Weapons that glow the same color as my eyes.
Wait, you know what?  Screw all of that.  I want a big red phone with a direct line to BioWare's Edmonton offices so that I can give "feedback" to the DA team whenever I feel they need it.

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Stanley Woo wrote...

I want the forum response to the game to be all positive. :P


Thats a bit too unreasonable Stanley

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XBenotto18 wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

I want the forum response to the game to be all positive. :P


Thats a bit too unreasonable Stanley

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*wheeze*

Good one.

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Stanley Woo wrote...

I want the forum response to the game to be all positive. :P


Only if you deliver on all these requests.

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I want Chuck Norris as a Companion :K with roundhouse kick specialization.

#395
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all of what cia said

but with varric's crossbow as a LI :wub:

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RobbertDewulf wrote...

I want Chuck Norris as a Companion :K with roundhouse kick specialization.


I want Bruce Lee with his Jeet Kune Do specialization

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Oh right, add the following:

- Ability to make camp in Varric's chest hair or in Isabela's bosoms.

Modifié par ciaweth, 23 février 2011 - 05:16 .


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ciaweth wrote...


A hair toss animation.

I know you're not serious but... I kind of want.

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"Darkspawn? Templars? No biggie."

.. Guys and short-haired chicks can do the Bieber move instead.

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I want a GIANT kitten
To climb into Bioware's hive mind and live in it...Like a ninja.
Sten's butterfly sword.
And (due to an earlier conversation) for everyone to live in castles built on top of giant jellyfish that float on the surface of the sea. My castle shall be in the shape of a teapot.

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If I can fight like a Spartan, why isn't there a 26th century cyborg specialization? I demand assault rifles and pistols be included in this game.