The Mass Effect Rap Game
#1
Posté 20 février 2011 - 08:54
What's up with the Asari, they're all beautiful and blue,
other races gets attracted just like glue,
I'm talking about humans, turians and even salarians,
oops I forgot to mention the batarians,
Yeah, they're all biotics and can even use a gun,
but beware of Tali 'cause she's got a shotgun
#2
Posté 20 février 2011 - 09:00
You're on to something here, or did I mishear,
But this thread are for those who can rap,
so who's up for the task
#3
Posté 20 février 2011 - 09:03
And every race is all embrace eternity,
this makes me all high and mighty,
But what about the Volus, they ain't bad,
or is it because they look like my dad
#4
Posté 20 février 2011 - 09:32
Oh you mean Slim Shaddy, don't you baby,
That has nothing to do with Mass Effect,
which makes everything kinda perfect
Hahahaha, awesome idea. Know I can practice my rapping on the computer, lolz =P
#6
Posté 20 février 2011 - 09:52
but he could literally probe his anus,
This guy knows nothing about rap,
his just made of crap
Well done, Chew. This is hilarious ^^
Modifié par Datas_12, 20 février 2011 - 09:53 .
#7
Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:14
that's totally wack,
You actually make it sound corny,
know you make me all horny,
Damn
Modifié par Thekill_3, 20 février 2011 - 10:14 .
#8
Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:34
what kinda of line do you walk,
Man please, you better stop,
before this starts to get nonstop,
or is it called unstop
Modifié par Datas_12, 20 février 2011 - 10:36 .
#9
Posté 20 février 2011 - 10:57
I hope your not white,
'cause if you are, then your neon-white,
You can't just rhyme to be a rapper,
you have no soul when it comes down to it,
I wonder on what console your playing it,
I hope it's not PC, but if it is, then you better know,
your Commodore 64, I'm Power PC
#10
Posté 21 février 2011 - 12:30
Modifié par Whyp_2, 21 février 2011 - 12:31 .
#11
Posté 21 février 2011 - 02:04
Shepard's gonna make Harbinger pay with his last regret,
Harbinger talks **** cuz he thinks Shepard's only known for his visions,
He needs a reality check cuz he doesn't even have true chromosomes in his system,
So while the Council prefers to sit in silence,
Forget retirin cuz Shepard protects everyone by committin violence,
Modifié par SomeKindaEnigma, 21 février 2011 - 02:04 .
#12
Posté 21 février 2011 - 02:26
If you're goin renegade, I’m sure you’ll find
The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from shepa' now
Falcon PUNCH – Assume direct control
Once more now
Falcon PUNCH – Assume direct control
Don’t get cocky, it’s gonna get rocky
We gonna move down to the next moral decision now
Throw, Warp - Head shot
Listen carefully
Throw, Warp - and Head shot
Hm, yeah I see you’re gettin’ better
Shep to the limit in order to get her now
Falcon PUNCH – Assume direct control
It’s gonna get harder now
Throw and warp, falcon punch! Headshot assume direct control!
Come on now, why don’tcha join my squad
Because we’re almost done, just hop in the pod
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
To be the man with the fastest ship in the land
Are you the shep now?
Falcon punch throw
warp assume control,
headshot headshot falcon PUNCH!
warp warp throw,
warp warp punch!
warp warp throw throw falcon...
PUUUUUUUUNCH!
Nice work
#13
Posté 21 février 2011 - 11:21
Thekill_3 wrote...
Oh snap, what the hell man,
I hope your not white,
'cause if you are, then your neon-white,
You can't just rhyme to be a rapper,
you have no soul when it comes down to it,
I wonder on what console your playing it,
I hope it's not PC, but if it is, then you better know,
your Commodore 64, I'm Power PC
This is getting out of hand, there's to many people in this band,
Some people can rap, but some are just crap,
or is it because they're doing crack
And what are you doing talking about white and black,
we could aswell talk about Dwight and Jack,
You think your cool, but man, your just a fool
Man, this battle has to end,
before the next weekend
#14
Posté 21 février 2011 - 11:42
#15
Posté 21 février 2011 - 11:53
I like... BIOTICS and I cannot lie.
You other shepards can't deny,
that when adepts walk in from the shadow broker base,
with the implants in their face, you get FLUNG.
Yeah, they're pretty tough, when they're hitting with "the good stuff"!
Liara tried to warn me, but
that throw you used o-o-outmatch asari!
Nah, screw the blueskins,
you wanna save the galaxy?
Recruit me, recruit me,
cause I ain't no conrad noobie.
Enough Tech Advancin.
To hell with romancin...
It glows. Flows.
And does damage like no one knows.
I'm tired of whiney threads, sayin
"Use the gun instead!".
You wanna be a badass like your old friend jack?
Biotic Attack.
So, shepards(Yeah!) shepards(Yeah!)
You wanna fling stuff in space?(Hell yeah!)
Then spam it(Spam it!) spam it(Spam it!)
Spam that heavy warp.
Biotic attack.
Modifié par DominusVita, 21 février 2011 - 11:55 .
#16
Posté 21 février 2011 - 01:43
So listen up here's a story, about a guy who's a commander with armor,
He saves Eden Prime from a guy who got rogue,
but the Council thinks it's just a minor crime 'cause he's all about vogue,
Shepard is all "The Reapers are coming",
but the councilers are like "Your're just actors that are acting",
So it ends that Shepard saves the day,
but the Council stil enjoys broadway
#17
Posté 21 février 2011 - 01:46
Datas_12 wrote...
This is getting out of hand, there's to many people in this band,
Some people can rap, but some are just crap,
or is it because they're doing crack
And what are you doing talking about white and black,
we could aswell talk about Dwight and Jack,
You think your cool, but man, your just a fool
Man, this battle has to end,
before the next weekend
You're running out of lyrics don't you?





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