Crossbows
#76
Posté 21 février 2011 - 07:21
#77
Posté 21 février 2011 - 07:41
lv12medic wrote...
Varric is telling the tale. Varric loves Bianca. Therefore, Bianca is the only crossbow in all of Thedas. Special treatment for the special lady.
Bah! We'll give Varric a special treatment if BioWare doesn't comply!
#78
Posté 21 février 2011 - 07:46
thank u my stomack actually hurts these posts are so funny
(looks worried about possible amusement in puppy genocide)
(stumbles away to think about what this means)
#79
Posté 21 février 2011 - 08:23
Atchas wrote...
haast and company
thank u my stomack actually hurts these posts are so funny
(looks worried about possible amusement in puppy genocide)
(stumbles away to think about what this means)
It's not genocide, we only killed four!
At least, for the moment..
yukidama wrote...
Psh, Varric is saying "Come at me, bro." Then he takes out the crossbow you can't use and kills the stupid lizard [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/smilie]
Have you not heard? Hawke already ran off naked, syrup coated and maniacally cackling with it. Varric's on his own, with only the chest hair to protect him. Bioware better save him quick!
#80
Posté 21 février 2011 - 09:19
#81
Posté 21 février 2011 - 09:30
Jzadek72 wrote...
You know, if we get crossbows in the demo, does that count as Bioware answering? Or do will proceed to kill one more puppy, simply because they did not address us directly?
Hmm... I suggest we kill one more puppy for their ignorance.
And if there are no crossbows in the demo, we kill them all. Including Varric.
#82
Posté 21 février 2011 - 09:47
#83
Posté 21 février 2011 - 09:53
#84
Posté 21 février 2011 - 09:58
cromnight wrote...
Kill them allJust to make a point of course
:innocent:
And for scientific study. We need to know the affect Crossbows have on puppies. Its for Science!
#85
Posté 21 février 2011 - 10:24
Listrin wrote...
I Got More Puppies For us to Kill!
PUPPIES FOR THE PUPPY GOD!
#86
Posté 21 février 2011 - 10:37
#87
Posté 21 février 2011 - 11:38
saMOOrai182 wrote...
Maybe we should Expand Beyond Puppies and Varric. Lets add some Kittens to the mix.
Kittens? KITTENS?! Who the hell likes kittens anyway?! No one would care!
#88
Posté 22 février 2011 - 12:08
And Fully killing them would take to long. Stupid nine lives...Haasth wrote...
saMOOrai182 wrote...
Maybe we should Expand Beyond Puppies and Varric. Lets add some Kittens to the mix.
Kittens? KITTENS?! Who the hell likes kittens anyway?! No one would care!
#89
Posté 22 février 2011 - 12:44
Listrin wrote...
And Fully killing them would take to long. Stupid nine lives...Haasth wrote...
saMOOrai182 wrote...
Maybe we should Expand Beyond Puppies and Varric. Lets add some Kittens to the mix.
Kittens? KITTENS?! Who the hell likes kittens anyway?! No one would care!
See, now he's getting it!
#90
Posté 22 février 2011 - 01:20
#91
Posté 22 février 2011 - 01:13
saMOOrai182 wrote...
So If We do get Crossbows, You think We'll get one as awesome as Bianca?
Every crossbow is as awesome as Bianca. Even the aged ones that don't shoot properly. It's just their natural awesomeness.
#92
Posté 22 février 2011 - 01:15
Modifié par DrunkenMonkey, 22 février 2011 - 01:15 .
#93
Posté 22 février 2011 - 04:01
DrunkenMonkey wrote...
awww the demo only had bows that kinda sucked
...I... I'm without words.
BioWare, have you learned nothing?!
#94
Posté 22 février 2011 - 04:28
They were pretty weak, I don't think any of your stat boosted their damage.
#95
Posté 22 février 2011 - 04:32
Super_Cat wrote...
Um did anyone actually use crossbows in DAO?
They were pretty weak, I don't think any of your stat boosted their damage.
That's because they were poorly designed. Get a mod that makes dexterity affect crossbows and you'll love 'em.
That they relied on strength was pretty stupid to begin with. Probably to make Warriors a viable Archer choice (Which I personally never thought they were). Not like crossbows require a great deal of strength in comparison to bows (Where your strength actually affects the speed and power the projectile is launched with, which in a crossbows case is done by the mechanic)
Modifié par Haasth, 22 février 2011 - 04:34 .
#96
Posté 22 février 2011 - 06:27
DrunkenMonkey wrote...
awww the demo only had bows that kinda sucked
Yeah, that saddened me as well.
#97
Posté 22 février 2011 - 08:23
Modifié par Haasth, 22 février 2011 - 09:19 .
#98
Guest_Glaucon_*
Posté 22 février 2011 - 08:33
Guest_Glaucon_*
-- cheers for the giggles OPs
#99
Posté 22 février 2011 - 09:21
#100
Posté 22 février 2011 - 09:33





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