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[Jzadek72]

It's getting close, we're losing patience. I don't like his odds...

[Listrin]

six pages of Crossbow worship and Puppy Murder.....Yes.

[Jzadek72]

Listrin wrote...

six pages of Crossbow worship and Puppy Murder.....Yes.

It's what should be expected of any self respecting thread. Even if the discussion did start seriously enough.

[LPPrince]

You guys honestly expect an answer in a thread where the topic seems to be more geared towards velociraptors and puppies being murdered to actual crossbows?



Come on. Get on track and be serious if you expect a serious answer.

[DrunkenMonkey]

THATS IT!!!



'punches varric in the face'

'takes bianca'

'kicks varric into raptors'



the deed has been done...

[saMoorai]

LPPrince wrote...

You guys honestly expect an answer in a thread where the topic seems to be more geared towards velociraptors and puppies being murdered to actual crossbows?

Come on. Get on track and be serious if you expect a serious answer.

But where's the fun in that?

[Jzadek72]

saMOOrai182 wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

You guys honestly expect an answer in a thread where the topic seems to be more geared towards velociraptors and puppies being murdered to actual crossbows?

Come on. Get on track and be serious if you expect a serious answer.

But where's the fun in that?

I guess the hope is the bioware devs will find it funny enough to post. Plus, as saMOOrai said, it's more fun this way, anyway.

[Haasth]

LPPrince wrote...

You guys honestly expect an answer in a thread where the topic seems to be more geared towards velociraptors and puppies being murdered to actual crossbows?

Come on. Get on track and be serious if you expect a serious answer.

Oh come on now, you're telling me puppy murder won't get people's attention?
Seriously though. What are we going to talk about otherwise. Just keep saying "Crossbows please" then quoting it and saying "Yeah man." all the time? 

[Jzadek72]

Haasth wrote...

Crossbows please

Yeah man.

...

I can see how that would get boring. Puppy death is more entertaining, even if we do get put on some kind of list.

[Haasth]

Jzadek72 wrote...

Haasth wrote...

Crossbows please

Yeah man.

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I can see how that would get boring. Puppy death is more entertaining, even if we do get put on some kind of list.

The "Don't mess with these people" list obviously! 

[saMoorai]

Haasth wrote...

Jzadek72 wrote...

Haasth wrote...

Crossbows please

Yeah man.

...

I can see how that would get boring. Puppy death is more entertaining, even if we do get put on some kind of list.

The "Don't mess with these people" list obviously! 

Is the person that made the"Surprise me" options on that list? Because they should be.

[Ghost Lightning]

dual crossbows



you hear that sound? yeah, that's your mind being blown

[Haasth]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

dual crossbows

you hear that sound? yeah, that's your mind being blown

Not that I'd mind. On the contrary. Yes please.

[saMoorai]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

dual crossbows

you hear that sound? yeah, that's your mind being blown

Twice the amount of Crossbows

Twice the amount of dead puppies.

[Haasth]

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

dual crossbows

you hear that sound? yeah, that's your mind being blown

Twice the amount of Crossbows

Twice the amount of dead puppies.

Unless, of course, they will comply and give us the crossbows.
In which case we won't hurt the puppies... The remaining ones anyway. Promise. 

[Jzadek72]

Haasth wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

dual crossbows

you hear that sound? yeah, that's your mind being blown

Twice the amount of Crossbows

Twice the amount of dead puppies.

Unless, of course, they will comply and give us the crossbows.
In which case we won't hurt the puppies... The remaining ones anyway. Promise. 

Varric still has a chance too.

[Haasth]

Jzadek72 wrote...

Haasth wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

dual crossbows

you hear that sound? yeah, that's your mind being blown

Twice the amount of Crossbows

Twice the amount of dead puppies.

Unless, of course, they will comply and give us the crossbows.
In which case we won't hurt the puppies... The remaining ones anyway. Promise. 

Varric still has a chance too.

Oh yes, that guy, only roughed him up a little. 

[Jzadek72]

Haasth wrote...

Jzadek72 wrote...

Haasth wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

dual crossbows

you hear that sound? yeah, that's your mind being blown

Twice the amount of Crossbows

Twice the amount of dead puppies.

Unless, of course, they will comply and give us the crossbows.
In which case we won't hurt the puppies... The remaining ones anyway. Promise. 

Varric still has a chance too.

Oh yes, that guy, only roughed him up a little. 

The missing fingers and feet are the effects of a pre-existing condition. And we totally have no idea what happened to Bianca.

[DrunkenMonkey]

oooh yeah!



crossbows anyone?

[saMoorai]

Dual Biancas

[Listrin]

Haasth wrote...

Jzadek72 wrote...

Haasth wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

dual crossbows

you hear that sound? yeah, that's your mind being blown

Twice the amount of Crossbows

Twice the amount of dead puppies.

Unless, of course, they will comply and give us the crossbows.
In which case we won't hurt the puppies... The remaining ones anyway. Promise. 

Varric still has a chance too.

Oh yes, that guy, only roughed him up a little. 

A little?

[Bladescorpion]

all this talk of dead puppies... and no Micheal Vick in sight...

[Jzadek72]

Bladescorpion wrote...

all this talk of dead puppies... and no Micheal Vick in sight...

Actually, he was mentioned a while back. We decided we didn't like him, much like a soldier doesn't like a murder - their both killing, but one's doing it for something they at least think is a good cause.

[My Avatar is a Lizard]

Oh gawd



I just shot my puppy with a crossbow



Oh gawd

[Listrin]

My Avatar is a Lizard wrote...

Oh gawd

I just shot my puppy with a crossbow

Oh gawd

Good....Good.