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Snow white: Mass effect 2 version.
Chapter one.
Once upon a time, there was a queen who wished she could have a baby daughter.

"Why would I wish for that? I am an Asari, I can have any daughter I want."
(Samara as the 'former queen')

I know, let's just pretend that you are a normal woman who want to have a girl.

"And why do I have such primal role?"

It's not a primal role and I don't understand why you are so unhappy about it.

"I survived many battles, survived at the collector base and YOU make me die because of a stupid disease that doesn't even exist!"

Be glad I gave you a role, now shut up and let me continue the damn story.

She prayed every day, hoped the wish could be fulfilled.

"By the Goddess, please make me have a little girl, even thought I already have three of them,
And NOT an Ardat-Yakshi this time if possible...
Because first it would be messy and think of who will have to clean all the dead bodies in the castle." muttered Queen Samara as she prayed.

Seriously, can't you pray more properly?

"I am a justicar and a queen, so I pray how I want."

Her wish was finally granted but...

"Already?! But I haven't finish my prayers!" replied Queen Samara.

The child was born but sadly, the baby turned out to be...

A BOY !

Silence...

"...An Asari boy?" asked Queen Samara.

No a human boy.

"How is that even possible?"

Don't question science !

The queen was too shocked and just could not accept the truth !

"I had three daughters Ardat-Yakshi and you think I can't handle THIS?"

Stop complaining and be shocked !

Ignoring the fact that her child was a boy, she raised him into a beautiful princess.

With skin white as snow, hair black like an endless night. The King and the queen decided to name him...Shepard.

"Why the hell do I have to dress like a girl?!"
(Male paragon Luke Shepard as 'Snow White')

You are the hero of the story.

And beside you can't do anything else.

One unfortunate day, the queen became suddenly ill and grew weaker each day.
Her husband the king was really worried about her and screamed all his love for her in her ears.

"Please be well soon my queen!!!"
(Jacob Taylor as 'the king')

She is maybe dying but that doesn't mean she is deaf.

Princess Shepard appeared out of nowhere and asked :

"Wait a minute, My father is a black man and my mother is a blue Asari?"

That is correct.

"Then how come I have WHITE SKIN?"

(The author ignored princess Shepard)

Queen Samara slowly cough and said.

"Jacob...The...King...?...C-couldn't you..'cough' give me a better 'cough' husband than 'cough'."

In tears and with sorrow, King Jacob said...or rather screamed loudly to his wife.

"Don't worry, everything will be fine!!! I shall give you a kiss full of love and you will be all !!!"

Queen Samara looked at him in horror and replied.

"Q-Quick...M...make me die! Make me die!...NOW!"

Uhm...Well...Soon, the queen passed away...

"Goddess bless you." said the spirit of Queen Samara before going to heaven.

The king was really depressed
(even thought she never loved him in the first place and he was really sad that they couldn't have intimate experiences again. She has done it only to have a baby girl...which is a boy.)
and he decided to make a vow in front of the queen tomb.

"I shall swear to heaven, I will never marry other women as my queen."

The next day...

"SHEPARD ! I would like you to meet my new queen! She will be your new mother from now on!" said the happy king.

"What?! That was fast ! What happen to your vow to mother Samara?!" replied an outraged princess Shepard.

"Who?"

" 'Facepalm' ' Sigh' Never mind...So...Who is it?"

As the question was asked, a beautiful person with a shirt who said 'evil for the world' enter the room.

As Princess Shepard stared at her, he yelled :

"MORINTH?!"

"She is a little shy, so be nice with her, okay dear?" said King Jacob

"Shy?! My ass ! She will empty your brain as soon as you enter the bedroom and don't call me 'dear'"

"Now, now, don't be rude to your new mommy and let's be happy together. OH OH OH" laughed King Jacob.

And so, princess Shepard got himself a new...'cough'...mother.

END of the first Chapter.

"Uhm...She won't try to rape me at night right?." Asked a nervous Princess Shepard

....

"Right?"

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