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I just thought it would be interesting to ask if your Shepard could describe certain characters in as few as words (a sentence can suffice as well) as possible what would they be.  For example, here is how my Shepard would respond to these characters (this is not me per se saying this)

Miranda: Determined and goal-oriented
Jack: A very lonely young woman
Mordin: Eccentric in a very comical way
Zaeed: arbitrarily callous and reckless
Tali: Plucky
Jacob: Sane
Kasumi: A mysterious woman with a very vivacious personality
Garrus: One of the coolest people I've ever met
Thane: Mild-mannered
Samara: hypocritically but fundamentally principled
Legion: a talking trophy bot
Grunt: a fighting machine
Illusive Man: Even though I don't like him and that I'm always at odds with him, he is quite an intelligent individual.
Anderson: a father figure
Udina: someone who can't be trusted
Liara: A sweetheart
Wrex: Tough SOB

Modifié par Markinator_123, 22 février 2011 - 12:31 .


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Miranda - single-minded workaholic.
Jack - steel covered marshmallow
Mordin - lovable mad scientist
Zaeed - sociopathic survivor
Tali - insecure geek girl (and I mean it in a good way)
Jacob - torn between his principles and need to act.
Kasumi - adorable kleptomaniac
Garrus - idealistic best bud
Thane - spiritually in denial
Samara - rigidly law abiding
Legion - adorable yet dangerous
Grunt - child you don't turn your back to
TIM - manipulative ruthless power monger
Anderson - usually means well, but not infallible
Udina - temperamental, but otherwise typical politician
Liara - devoted to the point of insanity
Wrex - more cunning then he looks.
Ashley - defensive, capable, surprisingly sensitive
Kaidan - thoughtful, levelheaded, surprisingly funny
Joker - can't live with him, can't live without him
Chakwas - my other mother.

Modifié par jeweledleah, 22 février 2011 - 01:11 .


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Miranda: B*tch. Hot. Attitude problems.

Mordin: Needs decaf.

Grunt: Unnatural

Samara: Hypocrite.

Zaeed: Badass. Uncaring. Bad Depth Perception.

Legion: Talking Lamp.

Tali: Annoying.

Garrus: Cool, but ugly.

Jacob: Retarded.

Jack: Bald. Naked. Powerful. More b*tchy than Miranda.

Thane: Creepy.

Kasumi: Annoying. Very Annoying.


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Here is how Joanna, my infiltrator, would describe the crew.



Miranda: Crabby and superior. Obviously fake boobies.

Jack: Batsh*t insane, but I like her anyway.

Mordin: I really don't know how I ever got along without this guy.

Zaeed: Needs to cool it.

Tali: A-f*cking-dorable.

Jacob: Nice guy. Working for the wrong people.

Kasumi: Incredibly charming.

Garrus: Total bro.

Thane: Awesome in a creepy way.

Samara: Gorgeous, but don't cross her.

Legion: Never thought I'd like a geth, but here I am.

Grunt: Meat tank.

Illusive Man: Resourceful, but a douchebag.

Anderson: He has my full respect.

Udina: Typical politician.

Liara: She grew up while I wasn't looking. I'm glad she still loves me.

Wrex: He's the man.

Ashley: Damn good soldier. I miss her.

Kaidan: Really level-headed and capable. Got a little awkward for a while. (I mean, seriously, do I have to get the word LESBIAN tattooed to my forehead?)

Joker: Smartass, but he's family.

Chakwas: Glad to have her around.

Kelly: Really cute, but waaaay too nice. Something's up.

Gabby and Ken: Such a cheerful couple. Shouldn't have gotten hooked up with Cerberus.

Gardner: NOTE TO SELF--DON'T EAT THE MASHED POTATOES.

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Miranda: Fridge, gets the job done
Kaidan: Cool, reliable
Ash: Good soldier, missed
Wrex: Good friend, wishes he was with him
Jacob: ...touchy
Tali: Sisterly
Garrus: Student, reliable
Jack: B****, Dead
Samara: Calm, reliable, dangerous
Morinth: Dead
Mordin: Awesome, intelligent
Joker: Smartass, best friend
Anderson: Mentor, reliable
Zaeed: Dangerous, dead
Chakwas: Friend, good to havearound
Kelly: ...insane
Liara: Huh? Who's that? Stalker chick? 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 22 février 2011 - 12:52 .


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Miranda: Racky-heavy Cerberus b***h.

Jack: Impressive. Unstable.

Mordin: Best Salarian I've met yet.

Zaeed: Revenge-hungry dimwit.

Tali: Easy on the eyes, needs to grow up.

Jacob: What the hell is he doing here again?

Kasumi:

Garrus: One tough S.O.B.

Thane: Too fatalistic.

Samara: If she were 700 years younger...

Legion: Snickers and snipers.

Grunt: Probably going to try and kill me after this.

Illusive Man: One sick S.O.B. who's now down one ship and 4Billion creds.

Anderson: Respectable.

Udina: Wimpering politician.

Liara: Taken.

Wrex: A quint if I ever knew one.

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If My Soldier Christian had to Describe The Crew:

Miranda: Ice queen...wait a second is that her butt:wub: 

Mordin: Keep Away From The Coffee Pot

Jacob: A Guy you could take to a Club to find Chicks

Zeeed: BatS**t Crazy But Awesome, Can Teach Me Much

Jack: Where Else Does She Have Tats:blink:

Tali: what is up with those three fingered toes?:blink:

Grunt: He can watch my back anytime

Garrus: What Exactly does he mean by "calibrations"

Kasumi: Crazy Body, wish i could Romance

Legion: Give Me Back My Armor Damn ItPosted Image

Samara:  She looks pretty good for a 900 year old chick

Thane: I might have disected his relative in science class in high school....

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This is how my MainShep would respond if someone asked her opinion about those characters.

Miranda: I don't trust her. Who tells someone that they wanted to implant a control chip in their brain? Really?
Jack: We get along well enough on the battlefield. Not exactly someone I can talk to though.
Mordin: This guy is hilarious. And brilliant. Glad to have him around.
Zaeed: He's like a crazy awesome uncle who agrees with me about everything.
Tali: An old friend, but I worry about her hate for Cerberus. I like working with TIM.
Jacob: Well, he seems like a nice guy, but whenever I talk to him, it feels like Harbinger assumed direct control.
Kasumi: My newest friend.
Garrus: Another old friend. One of the few people on this ship that I can trust completely.
Thane: We get along all right, but we disagree about a lot of things.
Samara: I can't stand the Code. She'll probably try to kill me later.
Legion: A robot fanboy? That's... kind of adorable, actually.
Grunt: He's like a destructive little brother. Just bring him to the battlefield and point the way.
Illusive Man: I like working with him. Better than the Alliance and Council, by far. We've helped each other a lot.
Anderson: I just can't trust him anymore.
Udina: No one stabs me in the back, Udina!
Liara: I'm glad she brought me to Cerberus, but I don't like her. I never have.
Wrex: Good to see my old friend is doing well. I'm waiting for a krogan army.
Ashley: I never liked her either. That wasn't the reason for my choice on Virmire, but I don't miss her.
Kaidan: He used to be a friend. Not after he betrayed me.
Joker: It was nice to see a familiar face, and he's the best pilot I could ask for... but he did get me killed.
Chakwas: Best doctor I could ask for, and another familiar face.
Kelly: I don't want her on my ship.

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Rusty Pabst

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Markinator_123 wrote...

Miranda: Determined and goal-oriented

Kasumi: A mysterious woman with a very vivacious personality

Udina: someone who can't be trusted


I agree with these three.

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Rusty Pabst

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jeweledleah wrote...

Miranda - single-minded workaholic.

Mordin - lovable mad scientist

Grunt - child you don't turn your back to


I agree with these three,

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grievous04 wrote...

Mordin: Needs decaf.

Jack: Bald. Naked. Powerful. More b*tchy than Miranda.


Agree with these two.

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Miranda: Single minded. Cold.

Jack: Hauntingly beautiful. Yet powerful.

Mordin: Genius who knows it. Great singer.

Zaeed: Vengeful. Rushes into matters.

Tali: A little sister. Sweet and loyal.

Jacob: Sane. Doesn't like some of my faves.

Kasumi: Mischeivous, enthusiastic and exciting.

Garrus: Has reach. Trustworthy. Brings wine. Top of the list.

Thane: Precise. Tragic. Amazing assassin.

Samara: Represses so many emotions. Mystical.

Legion: Morally deep and has humour.

Grunt: Surprisingly perceptive.

Illusive Man: Ruthless. Determined. Fascist.

Anderson: Caught between a rock and a hard place.

Udina: Needs to be punched.

Liara: Very different from the comic.

Wrex: Bro. Nuff said.

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 Miranda: Skeezy ho.

Jack: Useful eyebleed.

Mordin: The very model of a scientist Salarian.

Zaeed: Damn good rifle...

Tali: Snug in all the right places.

Jacob: TEETH, TEETH EVERYWHERE.

Kasumi: Adorable. Like a kitten.

Garrus: A man with scars.

Thane: Has earned my respect.

Samara: Should be sterilized.

Legion: No data available.

Grunt: He is Krogan.

Illusive Man: Potentially problematic. Useful for now.

Anderson: Has the right idea.

Udina: Needs to cease spouting his disingenous assertions.

Liara: Asari. 'Nuff said.

Wrex: Shepard.

Modifié par EssenceEngine, 22 février 2011 - 08:48 .


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Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

Miranda: Single minded. Cold.
Jack: Hauntingly beautiful. Yet powerful.
Mordin: Genius who knows it. Great singer.
Zaeed: Vengeful. Rushes into matters.
Tali: A little sister. Sweet and loyal.
Jacob: Sane. Doesn't like some of my faves.
Kasumi: Mischeivous, enthusiastic and exciting.
Garrus: Has reach. Trustworthy. Brings wine. Top of the list.
Thane: Precise. Tragic. Amazing assassin.
Samara: Represses so many emotions. Mystical.
Legion: Morally deep and has humour.
Grunt: Surprisingly perceptive.
Illusive Man: Ruthless. Determined. Fascist.
Anderson: Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Udina: Needs to be punched.
Liara: Very different from the comic.
Wrex: Bro. Nuff said.


Basically the same for me. 

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Miranda: Boobies!

Jack: ****.

Mordin: Hamster on coffee, who is also a great singer

Zaeed: A**hole

Tali: A little sister. Sweet and loyal.

Jacob: Sane. Doesn't like some of my faves.

Kasumi: Mischeivous, enthusiastic and exciting.

Garrus: Always calibrating, but still badass

Thane: Precise. Tragic. Amazing assassin.

Samara: Represses so many emotions. Mystical.

Legion: Morally deep and has humour.

Grunt: Surprisingly perceptive.

Illusive Man: Ruthless. Determined. Fascist.

Anderson: Punched Udina. Feel sorry for his forced retirement.

Udina: Needs to be punched. (Thanks for doing it, Anderson!)

Liara: Very loyal.

Wrex: Hate that guy.


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Going by my canon male Shep, renegade, post-ME2:

Miranda: B!tch.
Jack: Deranged.
Mordin: Hyper.
Zaeed: Obsolete.
Tali: Passable.
Jacob: Lackey.
Kasumi: Chirpy.
Garrus: Badass.
Thane: Weird.
Samara: Irritant.
Legion: Binary.
Grunt: Malleable.
Illusive Man: A**hole.
Anderson: Typical Alliance brass.
Udina: Skid mark.
Liara: Blue.
Wrex: Almost as badass as I am.
Ashley: Dedicated.
Kaidan: [expletives deleted] [note: this evaluation was given after Horizon, so...]
Joker: Smarta**.
Chakwas: Loyal.

Modifié par TS2Aggie, 23 février 2011 - 08:28 .


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Zaeed: Magnificent A**hole.

Ashley: Stuck-Up racist (expletives) Also after horizon. Good soldier though

Garrus: Badass Bro

Miranda: Distractingly attractive workaholic.

Tali: Cute and talanted

Legion: Hilarious

Kaidan: Good soldier

Jacob: Good guy and good at his job.

Joker: cocky B******** with way too much talent.

Jack: Crazy and powerful. Sympathetic though.

Liara: Old flame

Thane: Feels sorry for the guy. Impressed by his skill.

Mordin: Insufferable and awesome. Waaaaay too smart.

Wrex: Friendly rivalry.

Grunt: Varies between approval and resignation.

Samara: A hypocrite as much as anyone else in the galaxy, but someone he can work with.

Udina: Target practice picture

Anderson: Inspires loyalty.

TIM: Do not trust with anything. Ever.

Kenneth and Gaby: Good company

Chakwas: Friendly face.

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Miranda: ****y and cold on the outside.  Fearful and hurting on the inside.  Not really the cold **** she seems to be at first.

Jack: Damaged, lonely, angry.  I pity her and want to help her.  I can't.  Crazy as hell and just as dangerous.

Mordin: Likeable, funny, super intelligent, and a stone cold killer when he needs to be.  As he says, he's a Salarian...they never see him coming.

Zaeed: Bitter, and damaged inside.  Still fundamentally a good man, but let's his bitterness and anger take over too often.

Tali: Smart, loyal friend.  A bit emotionally vulnerable.  I find myself wanting to protect her.

Jacob: A bro and a good man.  Has his head on straight.  Able to do the job needing to be done without drinking the Cerberus kool aid.  Has good moral clarity....never loses sight of right and wrong.

Garrus: A bro who has seen more than one man should.  Utterly dependable, and a better friend than my Shepard deserves.

Thane: Deeply philosophical.  Understands the ugliness of war but also understands it's necessity.

Samara: Much like Thane.  Very wise, keeps to her principles no matter the cost.  Quickly becoming a mother figure for my Shepard, whose parents are dead.

Wrex: every bit as badass as he acts, but wants something other than war and living in squalor for his people.

Liara: Wise, yet innocent.  Pure of heart.  Sweet.  Like Tali, I find myself wanting protect her from everything bad in the world.  Far stronger than she appears at first glance, however, and can throw down with the best of them.  She's an iron fist wearing a velvet glove.  She's the bright light shining in the darkness, and stands to remind my Shepard just what it is he's fighting for.

Ashley: good troop.  Sticks to her faith and principles.  Glad she's on our side.

Kaiden: Smart guy, able to read between the lines and intuitively and bring up things you might otherwise miss.

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Ok some of these are just for laughs. (so dont be so serious)

Miranda: Determined
Jack: Unstable, too powerful for her own good
Mordin: Eccentric
Zaeed: Toast (left on Zorya)
Legion:Creepy bot that wears my cloths when I'm not around 
Tali: Watches Legion wear my cloths
Jacob: Mediocore biotic ability
Kasumi: checking my wallet now
Garrus: Absolutly loyal. Wont flourish under my command (needs to do his own thing)
Thane: Mr. frog
Grunt: Mr. Toad
Samara: Cold biotic super master
Illusive Man: Has his own agenda and as long as his doesn't interfer with mine, its all good.
Anderson:Can depend on his trust
Udina: someone who can't be trusted
Liara: Sweet and as of recently sour sauce.
Wrex:Papa bear
Ashley: Can trust for her to have my back. My poetic human battle tank
Kaiden: possible homosexual.

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My spacer paragon's take on things:

Miranda: Surprisingly vulnerable.

Jack: Lonely and guarded with good reason.

Mordin: Brilliant mind with emotional depth, devious sense of humour.

Zaeed: Veteran and survivor, jaded.

Tali: Enthusiastic and optimistic.

Jacob: A massive loss for the Alliance.

Kasumi: Mischeivous.

Garrus: Utterly trustworthy and someone who reminds her not to lose her way.

Thane: Graceful, deadly and tragic.

Samara: Formidable and worthy of respect, almost regal.

Legion: Fascinating.

Grunt: Loveably enthusiastic if dangerous in the wrong circumstances.

Illusive Man: Undoubted machiavellian genius and utterly ruthless, not to be trusted.

Anderson: Trying his best (my Shephard feels a bit guilty for pressing him into politics).

Udina: Born to be a politician.

Liara: Marshmallow outside with a solid steel core.

Wrex: Solid, tacturn, determined and utterly dependable.

Dr. Chakwas: Maternal.

Kaidan: Admirable but too hesitant.

Joker: Talented pilot and funny to boot.

Ashley: Damn good soldier.

The Council: Fooling themselves and due for a very nasty surprise.

Modifié par Furtled, 24 février 2011 - 06:52 .


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Furtled wrote...
(snip)
Liara: Marshmallow outside with a solid steel core.
(snip)


Interesting, we both said almost the same thing about her.  I described her as a velvet glove being worn by an iron fist.  Still, a sweet woman that my Shepard would die and come back from the dead for (literally, you know).

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Liara: My widdle Smurfette!

Tali: Little sissy!

Kasumi: Freaking adorable!

Joker: Smartass, slightly egotistical.

Mordin: Genius hamster on a caffeine IV.

Zaeed: Trustworthy to a point.

Samara: Worthy of respect.

Garrus: Big brother, apparently 'flexible' *snicker*.

Jacob: Loyal, with abs to die for.

Miranda: Mow-chicka-mow-wow!

Grunt: 400 pound, dismembering kid.

Thane: A proper gentleman.

Jack: Crazy, dangerous and fun to antagonize.

Legion: Domo arigato...

Ashley: Awesome friend, but stubborn as hell.

Kadian (KIA): My fault.

Wrex: Stoic, dependable.

Chakwas: Like an aunt. With needles.

Anderson: Best captain the Alliance ever had.

Council: Blithering idiots.

Illusive Man: Ruthless and brilliant.

Gabby & Ken: Oh just kiss and get it over with!!

Udina: Monumental pillock.

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jamesp81 wrote...
Interesting, we both said almost the same thing about her.  I described her as a velvet glove being worn by an iron fist.  Still, a sweet woman that my Shepard would die and come back from the dead for (literally, you know).


That fits too, initially I didn't like Liara as a character but she really comes into her own in 2 and the DLC.

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Miranda: Fuggin Hot



Jack: Needs hair, then she would be hot



Mordin: Annoying, talks way to fast, want to kick him in the face



Zaeed: Ruthless dirtbag



Tali: Talis cool



Jacob: Annoying as F#@k



Kasumi: A POS theif



Garrus: Bro-mo



Thane: An annoying Emo



Samara: Ummm nice rack



Legion: Geth homie



Grunt: My road dogg



Illusive Man: A sneaky S.O.B, I dont trust him



Anderson: Needs to remember who got him that spot on the council



Udina: I wanna punch him in the face so much



Liara: Fuggin hot, but kinda nerdy



Wrex: Home boys from around the way


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Miranda: Competent and trustworthy

Mordin: My favorite doctor

Legion: Surprisingly hilarious

Thane: Creepy yet cool

Samara: Hypocrite

Tali: Annoying, wish I could punch her

Garrus: My bro

Wrex: My other bro

Jacob: meh

Ashley: ****

Liara: friendly

Anderson: My daddy

Saren: Best rival ever

Harbinger: The reason I turn my sound off every time I fight collectors

Udina: A cunning dick

Illusive man: My real LI