Weren't there inconspicuous cheese wheels placed all over DAO? I seem to recall someone complaining about the lack of floor placeables in DA2, including cheese wheels.
The missing wheel of cheese... (Spoilers of unfathomable significance!)
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#52
Posté 23 février 2011 - 06:15
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It's our duty to find it, you know.
Somewhere out there... a little Chantry mouse is crying for a little cheese.
Somewhere out there... a little Chantry mouse is crying for a little cheese.
#53
Posté 23 février 2011 - 06:20
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I'm quite confident that missing cheese wheel is the property of some flying dogs from the Anderfels. Terrible parents, great producers of dairy products.
#54
Posté 23 février 2011 - 06:22
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Poor Garin... that's why he hasn't found his lunch.
#55
Posté 23 février 2011 - 06:27
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Well as long as no one cuts the cheese everything will be alright.
#56
Posté 23 février 2011 - 06:28
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...Thanks to this, I will now be wandering around Kirkwall looking for this lost cheese. 
#57
Posté 23 février 2011 - 06:36
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Roma Victa wrote...
namedforthemoon wrote...
Maybe Fat Apollo stole the cheese. He looks like he's finishing off the last bits right now. That poor sod who put up the poster will never find his cheese, now.
Why does everybody blame the fat kid as soon as food goes missing. Always check the kleptomaniac first...
Well, I think THIS is the culprit, not Alistair - never trust a klepto lawyer turned president/demon IMO. I bet Alistair's probably still trying to get sober enough just to be able to start stealing chese wheels again.
Also, I
this thread.
#58
Posté 23 février 2011 - 06:40
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Merrill took it. She likes cheese I guess.
#59
Posté 23 février 2011 - 06:47
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Are you all quite sure you're not misinterpreting that poster? The assumption seems to be that the cheese is lost, like some petulant house-cat. There is a far more sinister possibility here. That this cheese wheel is some kind of bandit, preying on refugees...stealing their breads and having its way with them...
*shudders*
Such horrors I dare not imagine, but, well.. there it is.
*shudders*
Such horrors I dare not imagine, but, well.. there it is.
#60
Posté 23 février 2011 - 07:15
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Kolotosa wrote...
Are you all quite sure you're not misinterpreting that poster? The assumption seems to be that the cheese is lost, like some petulant house-cat. There is a far more sinister possibility here. That this cheese wheel is some kind of bandit, preying on refugees...stealing their breads and having its way with them...
*shudders*
Such horrors I dare not imagine, but, well.. there it is.
I totally got cheese!bandit from the poster as well. It's a wanted poster, not a lost-and-found poster.
So ... I wonder if the main antagonist is the dreaded and most fearsome cheese!bandit?
#61
Posté 23 février 2011 - 08:52
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It might be a wanted poster. Also, why tease potential assistance with a question mark after Reward? I should know going in if I'm going to receive compensation for recovered (or apprehended) cheese.
#62
Posté 23 février 2011 - 08:58
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Upsettingshorts wrote...
It might be a wanted poster. Also, why tease potential assistance with a question mark after Reward? I should know going in if I'm going to receive compensation for recovered (or apprehended) cheese.
If they told you the reward and you were dissatisfied, if you found the cheese you would keep it. If it is a mystery, then there would be incentive to return it. That sneaky Drunkistair...
#63
Posté 23 février 2011 - 09:05
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That may be true but then they're underestimating the chances that I'll just keep and eat any found cheese.
#64
Posté 23 février 2011 - 09:06
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Upsettingshorts wrote...
It might be a wanted poster. Also, why tease potential assistance with a question mark after Reward? I should know going in if I'm going to receive compensation for recovered (or apprehended) cheese.
Maybe it's an apostate cheese wheel trying to stir up a rebellion and save his people from being turned into delicious shredded toppings by the templars. Little known fact: they secretly love pizza topped with fresh mozzarella and other innocent cheeses.
#65
Posté 23 février 2011 - 09:18
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In that case I'm definitely siding with the Templars.
#66
Posté 23 février 2011 - 09:19
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Maybe Alistair the drunk passed by, or the King was on a royal mission.
#67
Posté 23 février 2011 - 09:21
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Roma Victa wrote...
namedforthemoon wrote...
Maybe Fat Apollo stole the cheese. He looks like he's finishing off the last bits right now. That poor sod who put up the poster will never find his cheese, now.
Why does everybody blame the fat kid as soon as food goes missing. Always check the kleptomaniac first...
Crowley from Supernatural?
So the new demonic plot involves cheese?
Modifié par Conall Cameron, 23 février 2011 - 09:22 .
#68
Posté 23 février 2011 - 09:22
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Upsettingshorts wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
Heeey, I remember Sheryl saying a hint to the DA2 plot was a wheel of cheese.
Come to think of it, Mary Kirby mentioned Phil the Dairy Farmer, who believed that cheese was the most important thing in Thedas.
The pieces are falling into place!
This thread is gold.
#69
Posté 23 février 2011 - 09:23
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I need this for fuller levels of immersion.CommanderNuetral wrote...
Well as long as no one cuts the cheese everything will be alright.
#70
Posté 23 février 2011 - 09:28
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Nonoru wrote...
Upsettingshorts wrote...
Herr Uhl wrote...
Heeey, I remember Sheryl saying a hint to the DA2 plot was a wheel of cheese.
Come to think of it, Mary Kirby mentioned Phil the Dairy Farmer, who believed that cheese was the most important thing in Thedas.
The pieces are falling into place!
This thread is gold.
DIAMONDS! This thread is diamonds
Ok, I'll go now
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#71
Posté 23 février 2011 - 10:18
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Am I the only one with no idea what this thread's about ? Did I miss something ? Is this a test, am I the chosen one ?!
EDIT : okay, got it ! Yellow thingy on the poster.
EDIT : okay, got it ! Yellow thingy on the poster.
Modifié par nijnij, 23 février 2011 - 10:27 .
#72
Posté 23 février 2011 - 10:24
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I'll only rescue it if it's an LI.
#73
Posté 23 février 2011 - 10:25
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Why do I have a feeling that we are going to find a cheese wheel sitting next to Sandal just before the final battle?
#74
Posté 23 février 2011 - 10:26
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nijnij wrote...
Am I the only one with no idea what this thread's about ? Did I miss something ? Is this a test, am I the chosen one ?!
Yes. Yes. Yes and no.
You fail the test. You are not worthy of undertaking the most dangerous quest there is.
The quest for cheese!
#75
Posté 23 février 2011 - 10:29
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If someone puts up a sign with cheese on it and on that sign there's a reward. Well then someone must really need this cheese maybe they're going into cheese withdrawel or maybe that cheese is somebody's spouse or child.
