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[Urazz]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

TheSleazebag wrote...

It's probably some ****ty in-joke when some staff member couldn't find cheese in the fridge

More likely - I'm guessing - it's an in-joke for Dragon Age: Origins players who recall the huge wheel of cheese next to Leliana in the party camp.

Edit:  This one.

That big hunk of cheese was Alistair's I'm sure.  What with his love of cheese and all.

[upsettingshorts]

Dante Angelo wrote...

If someone puts up a sign with cheese on it and on that sign there's a reward. Well then someone must really need this cheese maybe they're going into cheese withdrawel 

I can relate to that.

[WhisperingCity]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Heeey, I remember Sheryl saying a hint to the DA2 plot was a wheel of cheese.

Come to think of it, Mary Kirby mentioned Phil the Dairy Farmer, who believed that cheese was the most important thing in Thedas.

The pieces are falling into place!

Well, that does sound like something Gorgonzola would do.

Anyway, the cheese is probably on the run, like Fenris. Maybe it ditched Gorgonzola for Alistair and now it's being hunted down. Everybody knows hell hath no fury like a Gorgonzola scorned.

I don't think I've used that word so many times in the same place in my life.

[Maconbar]

Maybe there will be a Cheese Guild in Kirkwall.

[nijnij]

[Purgatious]

nijnij wrote...

I see that exact conversation playing out with 'bella too.

[upsettingshorts]

Maconbar wrote...

Maybe there will be a Cheese Guild in Kirkwall.

Only one?  But there are many varieties of cheese.  Different cheesemongers fighting to be champion of the farmer's market could be an interesting subplot... or main plot.

[AtreiyaN7]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Dante Angelo wrote...

If someone puts up a sign with cheese on it and on that sign there's a reward. Well then someone must really need this cheese maybe they're going into cheese withdrawel 

I can relate to that.

Fortunately for me, I have the good sense to keep a supply of Babybel cheeses on hand at all times. They prevent withdrawal - at least until I get my weekend pizza fix anyway.

[upsettingshorts]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Fortunately for me, I have the good sense to keep a supply of Babybel cheeses on hand at all times. They prevent withdrawal - at least until I get my weekend pizza fix anyway.

Maybe there is someone in Kirkwall addicted to cheese, and this post is his existential cry for help?  

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 24 février 2011 - 05:38 .

[ALVIG824]

oh bioware, you and you small and insignificant, yet hilarious easter eggs

[DalishRanger]

Heh, I love hidden jokes like these. Nice find!

[Vaeliorin]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Maconbar wrote...
Maybe there will be a Cheese Guild in Kirkwall.

Only one?  But there are many varieties of cheese.  Different cheesemongers fighting to be champion of the farmer's market could be an interesting subplot... or main plot.

Perhaps that is Hawke's ultimate purpose.  To unite all the cheese guilds of Kirkwall under him.  Hawke, Champion of Cheese.  The Chantry's downfall is caused by a cheese shortage...but is the shortage because of the fighting over control of the guild, or is Hawke purposefully withholding cheese from the Chantry?

Maybe that explains the Qunari, as well.  They're invading to claim the cheese, as there has been a massive cheese shortage in Par Vollen.

Hmm...yes...everything begins to come clear now.  

[namedforthemoon]

nijnij wrote...

Oh gawd. Hawke creamed the cheese?

[mellifera]

*boos namedforthemoon off the stage*

[Tehnazzy]

I am curious to know which intelligent being in the game posted a notice on a missing cheese.



Man, did Sebastian not noticed THAT when he put up his own notice to look for assassins?

[SyrBorimir]

I am curious to know which intelligent being posts in these thread.

[namedforthemoon]

yukidama wrote...

*boos namedforthemoon off the stage*

Hey, it's not easy being cheesey!

[upsettingshorts]

SyrBorimir wrote...

I am curious to know which intelligent being posts in these thread.

The ones with a sense of humor.

And don't mind Earth-shattering dairy-based spoilers.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 24 février 2011 - 01:03 .

[tommo223]

Once upon a time a little old woman and a little
old man lived in a cottage. One day the little old woman made a cheeseball man. She gave him mushrooms for eyes and nuts for
buttons. She put him in the ice box to set....

well long story short a fox has eatten it. sorry...

[upsettingshorts]

Vaeliorin wrote...
Hmm...yes...everything begins to come clear now.  

That is an excellent and well-thought out theory, I would add it to the OP if I wasn't currently devouring a fist full of Huntsman cheese.

[AtreiyaN7]

namedforthemoon wrote...


Oh gawd. Hawke creamed the cheese?

Well now, THAT is a disturbing thought.

[Icinix]

Sometimes...every now and then....you stumble across something that makes you grimace as much as it makes you smile.



Sometimes a thread can uncover the best and worst in all of us.



Sometimes...it just takes a thread...about cheese.

[rayvioletta]

Sten said...

Where is the cheesecake? I was told there would be cheesecake. The cheesecake is a lie

Modifié par rayvioletta, 24 février 2011 - 11:53 .

[upsettingshorts]

rayvioletta wrote...

Sten said...

Where is the cheesecake? I was told there would be cheesecake. The cheesecake is a lie

Off-topic:  Does Sten like all sweets, or just cookies? 

On-topic:  Which DA2 companion is most likely to want to keep any found cheese to themselves?

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 25 février 2011 - 11:36 .

[Herr Uhl]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

rayvioletta wrote...

Sten said...

Where is the cheesecake? I was told there would be cheesecake. The cheesecake is a lie

Off-topic:  Does Sten like all sweets, or just cookies?

I think it'd encompass all sweets, they are too bloody efficient to invent it.

Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...
Do they have no cookies because bakers are not encouraged to innovate and cookies are a nonessential food?

Qunari are too efficient. Most cultures initially develop cookies and cakes as a way to use up leftover batter from other things. Qunari plan ahead too well to have leftovers. Thus, the lack of cookies is their tragic flaw.

On-topic:  Which DA2 companion is most likely to want to keep any found cheese to themselves?

Carver.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 25 février 2011 - 11:42 .