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Lellandra

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 I do get the whole narrative within a narrative deal. But the first thing I noticed in Varric's story is that every women's boobies are bigger than their heads! Except for FemHawke's. Do you think it's out of his respect for her? Maybe he sees her as a little sister? Maybe he's afraid if she's listening, she'll kick his butt later?

I wonder how the real conversation went with Cassandra:

"So here is Hawke's sister and she had the biggest boobies ever! She casted a huge fireball that I could compare with the size of them. And her robes were pretty revealing. Did I tell you her boobies were really big?"

hehehe   :whistle:

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Yeah I noticed that too. What's funny is that alot of people haven't noticed this and keep churning out threads about how over the top boobs are in the game without knowing the "REAL" reason. At first I was really wondering why Bethany's boobs kept changing size, lol.

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Saibh

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Yes. We noticed.



We all noticed.

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Taleroth

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Only communists hate boobs.

But yeah, a few people noticed.

Modifié par Taleroth, 24 février 2011 - 04:36 .


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The Minority

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I assume you haven't seen the Fenris romance picture yet. That is VERY exaggerated.

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Saibh wrote...

Yes. We noticed.

We all noticed.

Your avatar amuses me to no end. Tenso!

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fighterchick

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ANOTHER thread on boobs, really?

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kyles3

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Isabella's are the only ones I noticed, to be honest. They're just silly big.

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mellifera

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He's boob height. He's somewhat of a connoisseur.

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fighterchicks wrote...

ANOTHER thread on boobs, really?


Contrary to most threads that complain that boobs are too big without getting the joke, we're just discussing the fact that it was actually Varric who was the cause which I personally found funny.

And BTW if you don't like it, why did you:
1) click on the thread
2) respond

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kjdhgfiliuhwe

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yukidama wrote...

He's boob height. He's somewhat of a connoisseur.


I always thought Oghren's comment about being the perfect height to pleasure women was a reference to dwarves being shorter than "boob height". :lol:

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Mad-Max90

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Aren't we all a bit of connoisseurs...hehehe

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XBenotto18

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Lellandra wrote...

 I do get the whole narrative within a narrative deal. But the first thing I noticed in Varric's story is that every women's boobies are bigger than their heads! Except for FemHawke's. Do you think it's out of his respect for her? Maybe he sees her as a little sister? Maybe he's afraid if she's listening, she'll kick his butt later?

I wonder how the real conversation went with Cassandra:

"So here is Hawke's sister and she had the biggest boobies ever! She casted a huge fireball that I could compare with the size of them. And her robes were pretty revealing. Did I tell you her boobies were really big?"

hehehe   :whistle:


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fighterchick

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Radwar wrote...

fighterchicks wrote...

ANOTHER thread on boobs, really?


Contrary to most threads that complain that boobs are too big without getting the joke, we're just discussing the fact that it was actually Varric who was the cause which I personally found funny.

And BTW if you don't like it, why did you:
1) click on the thread
2) respond


I need that silly little mask icon that we get in game when we're kidding.  I love the threads about how the boobs are too big, or Merrill's are too small.  The arguments and strange comments/pictures are hilarious.  

Anywho, small boobs or big boobs, or Varric enhanced boobs don't bother me, but I did notice the difference in Bethany and thought it was clever of the devs to slip that in there.

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Onyx Jaguar

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Even Carver managed to have awesome rockin' ******

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AdmiralCheez

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*gets it*



Ohhhhhh.....

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Onyx Jaguar

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Yeah that boy has some nice ones

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yukidama wrote...

He's boob height. He's somewhat of a connoisseur.


Yep. This one wins.

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MColes

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When DA2 launches, I can see Varric and I being good friends. We have common interests, afterall.

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Lellandra

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So FemHawke doesn't have huge boobies out of fear of getting his head cracked?

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Count Viceroy

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I believe the whole Varric made it up bit was an unintended excuse that they came up with after they remade bethany's model. Not something that was intended from the start.

Modifié par Count Viceroy, 25 février 2011 - 01:24 .


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XBenotto18

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Lellandra wrote...

So FemHawke doesn't have huge boobies out of fear of getting his head cracked?


Why did you bring this thread back?

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Lellandra

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XBenotto18 wrote...

Lellandra wrote...

So FemHawke doesn't have huge boobies out of fear of getting his head cracked?


Why did you bring this thread back?


I wanted to read other's opinions to the questions. But noone answered... :crying:

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I honestly didn't notice this. Pics? lol

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robmokron

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Haha I have to check this out