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Modifié par Stanley Woo, 25 février 2011 - 06:53 .

[Stanley Woo]

rabidhanar wrote...
Will we ever search for the missing cheese?

You'll have to play the game to find out. in early builds, before we got final art assets into the game, the cheese was used as a placeholder for various objects. that's probably where the joke originated.

When will Cassandra kiss Varric?

She doesn't, but probably sheds wistful tears at night wondering the same thing.

Will the dog be able to dance?

You'll have to play the game to find out.

Will Flemeth ever troll Hawke?

You'll have to play the game to find out.

Is Sebastian available for enchantment?

No, Sebastian Hanlon is a programmer and therefore not eligible. he has no rune slots, if you know what I mean.

[Demon Velsper]

So will we be able to read the text on consoles without having to project the screen onto a nearby mountain wall? Just for reference, it's not possible to in the demo.

[General Malor]

Okay... Why are elves so short?



I like elves. I myself am very tall. I like being tall. I want my elves to be tall.



Can we, in the next game of course, make a tall elf? Anyone planning that far ahead? Or can anyone see into the future and tell me? Either/Or.

[Threeparts]

Stanley Woo wrote...

No, Sebastian Hanlon is a programmer and therefore not eligible. he has no rune slots, if you know what I mean.

[Stanley Woo]

Demon Velsper wrote...

So will we be able to read the text on consoles without having to project the screen onto a nearby mountain wall? Just for reference, it's not possible to in the demo.

It is possible, since many people have been able to do so. Whether you yourself will be able to is a different matter, but that's not something I can answer as I'm not an optometrist.

[Stanley Woo]

General Malor wrote...
Okay... Why are elves so short?

A wizard did it.

Can we, in the next game of course, make a tall elf? Anyone planning that far ahead? Or can anyone see into the future and tell me? Either/Or.

If you put your monitor on a higher shelf, you will look up at the elf and it may seem taller. I woulld like us to make a taller elf for NBADA '12, but no one listens to my ideas.

[MasterSamson88]

Mr. Woo, let me pose a question to you.



Where are... the Qunari from?

[rabidhanar]

Will dwarf tossing ever be considered for a national sport?



Can I still wear a dress while playing as a Mage?



When can I get stubby with teammates, after I get to know them or right from the start?



Does Oghrin ever beat the bet involving a barrel of pickle juice?



Will my staff make pew pew sounds after repeated uses?

[PsychoBlonde]

MasterSamson88 wrote...

Where are... the Qunari from?

He'd tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.

[wath51 23]

Why is the game bad?

[Daniteh]

isnt isabella supposed to be a drunk? I mean she seems sober to me..

[Demon Velsper]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Demon Velsper wrote...

So will we be able to read the text on consoles without having to project the screen onto a nearby mountain wall? Just for reference, it's not possible to in the demo.

It is possible, since many people have been able to do so. Whether you yourself will be able to is a different matter, but that's not something I can answer as I'm not an optometrist.

Should that be taken as a "no, we didn't consider the fact that not everyone in the world has an 60" HDTV so we just went with the smallest text we could" then? Would be nice to know that the demo is represantative of the retail version, since the pre-order hinges on being able to read the text without buying a new TV.

[Daniteh]

MasterSamson88 wrote...
Where are... the Qunari from?

There was a load screen during the game saying that qunari arrived upwards of 150 years ago and started a war almost immediately, that lasted 150 years.

[Seventh H3ll]

Daniteh wrote...

isnt isabella supposed to be a drunk? I mean she seems sober to me..

Nah, Alistair's the drunk.

[PsychoBlonde]

wath51 23 wrote...

Why is the game bad?

It is inhabited by the ghost of Michael Jackson.  If you hear music and zombie dancing at night, just ignore it.

[Tridenter]

I can't help but laugh because I haven't heard the "Van down by the river" joke since the SNL skit.

[rabidhanar]

Stabby, not stubby....stupid auto correct.

[Stanley Woo]

MasterSamson88 wrote...
Where are... the Qunari from?

Well, MasterSamson88, when a mommy qunari and a daddy qunari love each other very much, they give each other a special hug...

rabidhanar wrote...
Will dwarf tossing ever be considered for a national sport?

No, the dwarves might have something to say about that.

Can I still wear a dress while playing as a Mage?

You can wear whatever you like in the comfort of your own home. I don't judge.

When can I get stubby with teammates, after I get to know them or right from the start?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Sounds a little naughty.

Does Oghrin ever beat the bet involving a barrel of pickle juice?

Wait, is that the kids are calling it these days? Definitely sounds naughty.

Will my staff make pew pew sounds after repeated uses?

I'm thinking you should see a doctor about that, if that's what's happening.

[PsychoBlonde]

Daniteh wrote...

MasterSamson88 wrote...
Where are... the Qunari from?

There was a load screen during the game saying that qunari arrived upwards of 150 years ago and started a war almost immediately, that lasted 150 years.

They arrived about 300 years ago, and started a war that lasted almost 150 years.  So they've been (sort of) at peace with (most of) Thedas almost as long. 

If you want a serious answer, Sten mentions in Origins that even the Qunari don't know where exactly they came from.  Why the left and came here, well, we don't know.  It doesn't sound like they can go back.  But we don't know why that is either.  It's all a Big Mystery.

[Shinannigan]

MasterSamson88 wrote...

Mr. Woo, let me pose a question to
you.

Where are... the Qunari from?

I'd imagine it works similar to other humanoids. Although... the horns...

rabidhanar wrote...

Can I still wear a dress while playing as a Mage?

I hope so! I, too, went out and bought an all new dress just for DA2.

Oh, you meant your character? Nevermind, then.


'd by the Woo himself!

Modifié par Shinannigan, 25 février 2011 - 07:08 .

[Stanley Woo]

wath51 23 wrote...
Why is the game bad?

Because not everyone has the same impeccable taste as you do, and we forgot to take you into account when designing the game. Sorry.

Daniteh wrote...
isnt isabella supposed to be a drunk? I mean she seems sober to me..

Drunk, yes. A drunk, no.

[MColes]

Stanley, just a quick question.



Who would win, Sandal or the Biotic God?



I know, but do YOU know?

[rabidhanar]

This thread is win!!!

[Spirited Treasure]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Spirited Treasure wrote...
Where will the party stay? Is there a camp or home or what?

In a van down by the river. No, really, there are places to stay and you will find out when you play the game.

Why are the mages robes even uglier than ever??!! FUGLY! Really.. WAY worse than before!

Because not everyone can be a fashion maven like you. Also, they were designed by lind Argentinian children who are only familiar with CGA graphics.

Why does everyone have enough cleavage to drop a dog in , Except my character!

Because we thought Anders, Varric, and Fenris should look similarly to everyone else. Also, we are staffed entirely by teenaged boys and drunk fraternity brothers.

I want Flemith or Bethany's robes! Not the cow droppings I got! Gods my Nightgown I bought 20 years ago looks better!

Not a question. You can put your nightgown, or any other more fashionable clothing, into the game. Just scan it, cut it out, and tape it to your monitor over your character, or any other character. To animate this clothing like you see other characters being animated, tape a flip book to your monitor.

I hope you won't have 14 people all standing around in the same room like you did in Awakenings!

Not a question. We have more than that, if by 14 you mean several dozen, and by room you mean city.

10 years of gameplay? Well then. What is the story!

No, there are, as one reviewer said, upwards of 50 hours of gameplay. 10 years is the timespan of the story, which is, in general terms, "rise to power... by any means necessary."

Come on! What are you waiting for??!! Fess up!

We are waiting for you to play the game and find out these answers for yourself, obviously.

EDIT: Awwww, Beerfish beat me to it.

-Laughing and laughing-
You are just too cool for words!

-beaning your head with my ****** thingy. I thusly knight you a Spirited Knight!
The first one ever!
-grin-
-rotfl-
I hope there is no limit on how many times I can play this demo till the 8th