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[rayvioletta]

dear BioWare employees. especially Stanley Woo

never change your sense of humour

thank you

[AntiChri5]

Oh my.......Woo has finally been driven mad by the forums.....and i LOVE it!

[nightcobra]

Stanley Woo wrote...

rabidhanar wrote...

Is Sebastian available for enchantment?

No, Sebastian Hanlon is a programmer and therefore not eligible. he has no rune slots, if you know what I mean.

[Bill Murray]it's true, this man has no runes[/Bill Murray]

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 25 février 2011 - 07:35 .

[Tayto60]

does Hawke have to learn the blood mage specialisation or does Hawke already know it??

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

and finally will we get a preview of the florence + the machine - Inon Zur collab

Modifié par LivingInTheSixties, 25 février 2011 - 07:39 .

[AllThatJazz]

Addai67 wrote...

Spirited Treasure wrote...
Why are the mages robes even uglier than ever??!! FUGLY! Really.. WAY worse than before!

Why does everyone have enough cleavage to drop a dog in , Except my character!

Pfff.  I am thrilled that my PC won't have to look like either a stripper or a Chantry schoolmarm.  The in-game screenshots of Mage Marian with her athletic body and practical clothing are what sold me on a pre-order.

This exactly. I enjoy NOT looking like someone's nan.

[Face of Evil]

Will Hawke ever solve the mystery of why brontos always turn up in the oddest of places?

[Aeowyn]

This is awesome!

[Fallstar]

I seem to be having lots of Dragon age related humorous moments today. I just finished a mage playthrough, and completely forgot the conversation you have with Varathorn

Varathorn: I stand here, looking to the east, and I can feel it. I suspect you can too

Warden: Yes the stew was a little heavy.

(paraphrased)

I then rofled.



Next I come on the forums and see this:

Some forum member: Will my staff make pew pew sounds after repeated use

Stanley Woo: I'm thinking you should see a doctor about that, if that's whats happening.

Its been a funny day.



Btw Stanley, that would have been an epic in game idle conversation for DA:2

[jsjsjsjjsjooo]

will zombie kittens be a crucial part of DA 2?

[Tayto60]

Face of Evil wrote...

Will Hawke ever solve the mystery of why brontos always turn up in the oddest of places?

 hmmmm I imagine it's some sort of bronto related black hole, you know like when you put a pair of socks in the washing machine then one magically dissappears and then is later found in your aunties roll top desk.

[rayvioletta]

LivingInTheSixties wrote...

Face of Evil wrote...

Will Hawke ever solve the mystery of why brontos always turn up in the oddest of places?

 hmmmm I imagine it's some sort of bronto related black hole, you know like when you put a pair of socks in the washing machine then one magically dissappears and then is later found in your aunties roll top desk.

bloody dwarves should stop putting brontos in washing machines then

[Tayto60]

rayvioletta wrote...

LivingInTheSixties wrote...

Face of Evil wrote...

Will Hawke ever solve the mystery of why brontos always turn up in the oddest of places?

 hmmmm I imagine it's some sort of bronto related black hole, you know like when you put a pair of socks in the washing machine then one magically dissappears and then is later found in your aunties roll top desk.

bloody dwarves should stop putting brontos in washing machines then

yes, dear auntie alice was rather shocked when she went to retrieve her letter opener and instead found a bronto residing in her desk. It took us four hours to coax her from the chandelier.

[Quixal]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Will my staff make pew pew sounds after repeated uses?

I'm thinking you should see a doctor about that, if that's what's happening.

Staff infections are serious business.

[RhysDoubleU]

I'm unhappy with the direction the game has taken, as well as with the direction that Bioware as a Company has taken.

I shall not buy this game, I shall not buy any successive Bioware products, I shall instead placate myself by re-playing Baldur's Gate.

[jsjsjsjjsjooo]

RhysDoubleU wrote...


I'm unhappy with the direction the game has taken, as well as with the direction that Bioware as a Company has taken.

I shall not buy this game, I shall not buy any successive Bioware products, I shall instead placate myself by re-playing Baldur's Gate.

Take it to another topic that cares.

[broncos1123]

Woo's got jokes... who knew?

[RhysDoubleU]

jsjsjsjjsjooo wrote...

RhysDoubleU wrote...


I'm unhappy with the direction the game has taken, as well as with the direction that Bioware as a Company has taken.

I shall not buy this game, I shall not buy any successive Bioware products, I shall instead placate myself by re-playing Baldur's Gate.

Take it to another topic that cares.

There are no topics that care, this entire forum is devoid of sense and filled with people who will swiftly come to marginalise anyone with a contrary opion.

I've seen less one sided gulags.

[clanogrady]

Do the Bioware Moderators and folk from bioware who talk on the forums get paid to do it?

[SammyJB17]

Stanley, these posts have made me laugh well. You sir, are a (Biotic) God.

[Mastershke1]

Anyone know if mana clash is going to be in DA2? I know it was broken, and it could insta-kill most mages (even bosses), but I still want it in the game.

[rayvioletta]

clanogrady wrote...

Do the Bioware Moderators and folk from bioware who talk on the forums get paid to do it?

as far as I understand it the moderators are paid to moderate the forums, however the developers choose to post during their free time either because they
care about us
enjoy mocking us
secretly plan to hypnotise us into helping them take over the world with minature giant space hamsters
or in some cases, all of the above at the same time

[drahelvete]

So he finally snapped, huh?

[Beerfish]

clanogrady wrote...

Do the Bioware Moderators and folk from bioware who talk on the forums get paid to do it?

No.  They get paid for whatever their position is.  Some people like Evil Chris will naturally be on the boards a lot more than others because that is part of his job as a Community Manager so I guess you could say he gets paid to do what he does (but he does a lot other than just patrol the boards.)

I don't think any of the other BioWare people or BioWare mods get anything extra for their board presence.  If they are writers they are paid to write, QA'ers they are paid to QA etc. 

[Stanley Woo]

rabidhanar wrote...
I heard that giant swords now can hit many enemies at once, is this true?

Yes, it's true you heard that.

What kind of protection does a shield give against magic attacks?

Against magic missiles, lots. Against magic trains, none at all.

Can Fenrir walk through walls?

According to Norse mythology, Fenrir can do pretty much whatever it wants.

Exactly what use does Merril have for Blood Magic?

What use does any mage have for blood magic?

How hard is it to sustain dog?

Well, you have to walk it and feed it and walk it and clean up after it, so if you're not ready for that responsibility, you can have a goldfish instead.

Does rock armor chaff? I personally need to know this...

No, it is quite comfortable.

EDIT: Even Norse isn't safe from the language filter.

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 25 février 2011 - 08:52 .

[M8DMAN]

Who would win in a fight between Hawke's beard and Duncan's?

Modifié par M8DMAN, 25 février 2011 - 08:50 .