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[YamiSnuffles]

My husband and I made this late last night for laughs. It will spit out random plot summaries for you. Want to know what will happen in the new DLC? In ME3? Need an idea for a new fanfiction or fanart work? Just need some laughs?

Here's the link: http://dustytome.net/randomME/

If any of you have suggestions for ME characters or ME related actions you would like to see added to this, let me know. We thought of as many as we could but I think we were slightly delirious by the end of the night.

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 26 février 2011 - 03:06 .

[JRCHOharry]

"Saren drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Kelly."

Oh this is going to keep me occupied for hours!

EDIT: "Kaidan probes Joker." 

For hours and hours and hours...

Another EDIT: "The Shadow Broker sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Zaeed." Oh god what have you done to me?!

Modifié par JRCHOharry, 26 février 2011 - 03:09 .

[CroGamer002]

Admiral Hackett drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Thane.

Admiral Hackett hacks Thane.

The Shadow Broker becomes 'The Priiize'.

Harbinger plays the Flux music for Thane.

Ken calibrates Garrus.

The Shadow Broker is the genetic destiny of Urz.

Jack thinks about dancing with Miranda.

Kal'Reegar says 'that was awesome' to Blasto.

Jenkins makes disingenuous accusations about Khalisah al-Jilani.

Modifié par Mesina2, 26 février 2011 - 03:30 .

[Confused-Shepard]

Admiral Hackett tests reach and flexibility with Tali.

[sissysouthpaw]

"Grunt tests reach and flexibility with Khalisah al-Jilani."





...I'm scared. Also laughing.

[AkodoRyu]

The Illusive Man dresses up in Phoenix armor for Harbinger.
Harbinger knows you feel this, Udina.

I knew it.

Modifié par AkodoRyu, 26 février 2011 - 04:50 .

[Sinapus]

Blasto knows you feel this, Samara.

ETA:

Emily Wong indoctrinates Harbinger.

*expires from laughter*

Modifié par Sinapus, 26 février 2011 - 04:52 .

[Kaltrec]

Kelly thinks about dancing with a pyjack.



Councilor Velarn links suit environments with The Illusive Man.



Jesse knows you feel this, Samara.



Conrad Verner intimidates The Biotic God.

[Fiery Phoenix]

Emily Wong plays the Flux music for Shepard.

[Natswit]

'Benezia headbutts Tali.'
'The Illusive Man calibrates The Biotic God'!

Modifié par ncvbrp, 26 février 2011 - 05:02 .

[Captain Crash]

This is great!! 


"Gabby charms Ken." 


Yeah that would be cute to see in ME3  

[J0HNL3I]

Legion romances Saren:D:D:D:D:D


Conrad Verner snipes udina

Modifié par J0HNL3I, 26 février 2011 - 05:16 .

[darknoon5]

Jenkins romances Saren is probably my best.

Zaeed embracing eternity with Aria, though...

Edit: Lol

Khalisah al-Jilani tests reach and flexibility with Dr. Chakwas.

Modifié par darknoon5, 26 février 2011 - 05:17 .

[cegr25]

-Miranda embraces eternity with Conrad Verner.

-Wrex breaks up with Blasto.

-Dr. Chakwas calibrates Joker.

-Tali romances Legion

-Conrad Verner renegade interrupts Zaeed.

-Legion thinks about dancing with Khalisah al-Jilani.

-Udina warps Liara.

-'The Priiize' snipes Liara.

-Tali knows you feel this, Liara.

-Sovereign punches 'The Priiize'.

-EDI breaks up with Grunt.

-EDI slaps omni-gel on Sovereign.

-Sovereign indoctrinates Ken.

-The Shadow Broker releases direct control of Councilor Velarn.

-Tali becomes Councilor Velarn.

-Jacob is the genetic destiny of Garrus. (GARRUS NO!!!)

-Morinth becomes The Illusive Man.

-The Thorian endorses Morinth.

-Conrad Verner sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Aria.

-EDI warps Joker.

-Morinth embraces eternity with Jack.

-The Biotic God warps Miranda.

-Kasumi slaps omni-gel on Harbinger.

-Khalisah al-Jilani links suit environments with Shepard.

-Benezia renegade interrupts Liara.

-Sovereign pilots Harbinger.

-EDI punches Harbinger

-Khalisah al-Jilani punches Shepard

-Ken is the genetic destiny of a pyjack.

-Kasumi becomes 'The Priiize'.

-The Biotic God intimidates The Shadow Broker.

-Legion probes EDI.

-Joker romances Miranda




And the gold:

-Legion indoctrinates Harbinger.



So addictive

[YamiSnuffles]

I'm glad everyone is enjoying this and that it wasn't just lack of sleep that made me think it was so funny. Also good to see some of the hilarious results people have gotten.

[Tax Collector]

Harbinger links suit environments with a pyjack.

[follis2]

"Conrad Verner licks Anderson..." *yuck*

[Aeowyn]

"Sovereign sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Tali." lmao

Edit: Well I guess we know how TIM will go down....

"The Illusive Man blows off steam with Morinth"

Modifié par Aeowyn, 26 février 2011 - 07:23 .

[Reaper27]

-Ashley links suit envrionments with Saren.
-Nihlus slaps omni-gel on Miranda.



-Councillor Velarn blows off steam with Urz
-Ken blows off steam with a pyjack.

Modifié par Reaper27, 26 février 2011 - 07:37 .

[JRCHOharry]

"Gabby wears silly top hats with The Illusive Man."

[darknoon5]

Blasto knows you feel this, Tali.

[jeweledleah]

EDI 'air quotes' Urz

/thread.

seriously, I cannot even make myself click on "another"

edited.  I was wrong.  it does get even better

Anderson romances Jesse
'The Priiize' tests reach and flexibility with Ashley

/dies laughing

Modifié par jeweledleah, 26 février 2011 - 07:35 .

[Sarge-90]

-Zaeed catches scale itch from Jacob.

-Urz renegade interrupts Khalisah al-Jilani. (Just imagine what would happen!)

-Admiral Hackett spills some drinks with Shepard. (This would actually be nice)


 

[Hela]

Legion purchases cheap alcohol for Garrus.

Garrus pilots Kal´Reegar.

Jenkins "air quotes" the Biotic God.

A pyjak invetigates Nihlus.

Harkin smokes a cigar with Jesse.



I have my evening made:)