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[CroGamer002]

Shepard smokes a cigarette with Anderson.

Samara shoots Admiral Hackett.

Grunt paragon interrupts Mordin.

Aria knows you feel this, Harbinger.

Modifié par Mesina2, 26 février 2011 - 09:14 .

[Vengeful Nature]

"Tali snipes Sovereign."

Well, there we have it folks, that's how we'll win. It makes sense on so many levels.

"Anderson jettisons garbage with Khalisah al-Jilani."

Are you sure you don't mean Anderson jettisons Khalisah al-Jilani as garbage?

"The Illusive Man endorses Udina."

Probably, yeah.

"Jenkins wears silly top hats with Nihlus."

... in Heaven?

"a pyjack shoots Blasto."

Well that's just ridiculous.

"a pyjack romances Emily Wong."



"Tali 'air quotes' a pyjack."

This is getting kinkier and kinkier.

Modifié par Vengeful Nature, 26 février 2011 - 09:27 .

[SomeKindaEnigma]

Harbinger knows you feel this, Admiral Hackett.
Blasto upgrades Jacob.
Harkin licks Tali.
Saren paragon interrupts Harkin.

Wrex becomes Miranda.

^^I KNEW IT!

Councilor Velarn renegade interrupts a pyjack.

Joker thinks about dancing with Liara.

^^Lulz cuz all Joker can ever do as far as dancing goes is think about it! 

Thank you, this made my night.  I will mess with it some more tomorrow lol

[Icinix]

This one pilots Aria
Garrus scans Conrad Verner.
The Shadow Broker spills some drinks with Aria
Legion links suit environments with the Thorian.

That last one tipped me over the edge. Gold.

[Epantiras]

This plot generator is AWESOME!

Admiral Hackett wears silly top hats with Sovereign.
The Shadow Broker is 'friend zoned' by 'The Priiize'.
Wrex becomes Kaidan. ( Oh please no D: )
Joker tests reach and flexibility with Jenkins.
Blasto sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Morinth.
Khalisah al-Jilani releases direct control of Miranda.
Liara is the genetic destiny of Emily Wong.
Jenkins goes to Afterlife with Ashley. (double meaning)

[DaVanguard]

Zaeed probes udina
This one romances Aria
Blasto tests reach and flexibility with The Thorian.
'The Priiize' punches EDI.
Morinth licks Garrus.
Zaeed takes hallex with Harbinger.
Saren calibrates Kasumi.
Sovereign hacks Liara.
Kal'Reegar licks Zaeed.
Presley punches The Illusive Man.
'The Priiize' licks Ashley.
Admiral Hackett catches scale itch from Sovereign.(WTF?)

best one:Sovereign test reach and flexibility with Harbringer
Too entertaning

Modifié par DaVanguard, 28 février 2011 - 11:00 .

[LiquidGrape]

Kasumi blows off steam with Gabby.
Blasto releases direct control of 'The Priiize'.
Legion practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Samara.
Nihlus buys cheap alcohol for Admiral Hackett.
Liara goes to Afterlife with Dr. Chakwas.
The Thorian knows you feel this, Jack.
Jack romances Benezia.
The Illusive Man breaks up with Aria.
Emily Wong tests reach and flexibility with Samara.
Morinth smokes a cigarette with Kelly.
Udina is the genetic destiny of Thane.
Aria licks Ashley.
This One probes The Shadow Broker.
Emily Wong embraces eternity with Shepard.

...shouldn't this be called "Mass Effect Random Porno Plot Generator"?
Not that I complain. This is awesome.

[YamiSnuffles]

LiquidGrape wrote...

...shouldn't this be called "Mass Effect Random Porno Plot Generator"?
Not that I complain. This is awesome.

Haha. Well, that's fair enough. Originally we had created it as a joke date generator.  Then we figured not all of them are necessarilly dirty relationship things... they just end up reading that way.

On a side note, thrilled everyone has really taken to this. Again I'll say, if you feel like any characters or ME related actions are missing, just post and let me know. I'll try get it added in.

[jamesp81]

"Sovereign takes hallex with Kal'Reegar."

Someone has to write this.  I don't write comedy well, but there is gold in this one right here.

[jamesp81]

"Samara assumes direct control of Kelly."

Oh my....is it hot in here?

[RainyDayLover]

Dr. Chakwas punches Ashley.
Anderson gains the loyalty of Kaidan.
Presley assumes direct control of Emily Wong.
This One endorses Conrad Verner.
Ashley dances for Udina.
Sovereign becomes Ashley.
Kal'Reegar slaps omni-gel on Jesse.

[Biotic_Warlock]

"Admiral Hackett warps Benezia."
"The Biotic God Virmires Jenkins."
"Conrad Verner drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with Kal'Reegar."
"Benezia embraces eternity with The Biotic God."

[Tugga_gott]

Presley sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Admiral Hackett.

Admiral Hackett is the genetic destiny of a pyjack.
Sovereign assumes direct control of a pyjack.

Modifié par Tugga_gott, 28 février 2011 - 08:14 .

[Tugga_gott]

The Illusive Man dresses up in Phoenix armor for Zaeed.

LOL!!!!!

[AdmiralCheez]

"Saren embraces eternity with Zaeed."

MANLIEST. SLASH FIC. EVER.

"Grunt pilots Jacob."

WORST.  SLASH FIC.  EVER.

Modifié par AdmiralCheez, 28 février 2011 - 08:19 .

[Jhanna]

Wrex wears silly top hats with Jesse.

Wrex takes hallex with Aria.

Urz practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Dr. Chakwas.

Oh the lolz!

[Tugga_gott]

Ashley licks Jesse.

Ashley catches scale itch from Samara.

Urz assumes direct control of Harkin.

Ashley breaks up with Harbinger.

This is gold!!!

[Biotic_Warlock]

Il make a few up... based on these lol.

Biotic God assumes direct control of blasto.
Blasto catches scale itch from ashley
Ashley breaks up with kelly
Kelly is the genetic destiny of a yahg
The shadow broker sneaks into the captain's quarters with harbinger
Harbinger takes hallex with kasumi.
Kasumi embraces eternity with the hamster.

[Tugga_gott]

Liara practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Ashley.

This sounds nice...

[Biotic_Warlock]

They don't have anything like...

Gabby is the very model of a biotic god pyjak?

[Cerrydd]

"Wrex punches Jacob"
Ouch...

[SpectreSeven]

"Zaeed releases direct control of Wrex"

So that's why Wrex was so awesome! lol

[YamiSnuffles]

UPDATE:

My husband tweaked the code a bit so we could add a few variations. We've added a few more characters and we've added over a half dozen new actions. We also tweaked a few old ones.

As always, if anyone thinks of more actions/characters, just let me know and I'll make sure they get added.

[Biotic_Warlock]

follis2 wrote...

"Conrad Verner licks Anderson..." *yuck*

NO!
*throws soap into eyes*
Get that image out my head