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#51
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The Illusive Man catches scale itch from a Thresher MawImage IPBImage IPBImage IPBImage IPBImage IPB

#52
Jimbe2693

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Kelly has a breeding request from Anderson.
Blasto 'air quotes' 'The Priiize'.
Jenkins tests reach and flexibility with Conrad Verner.

:D

Modifié par Jimbe2693, 01 mars 2011 - 01:07 .


#53
Pwener2313

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"Shepard tea-bags Harbinger"

#54
emmanuelsieyes

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Sovereign renegade interrupts Udina.

Kasumi has a breeding request from Kaidan. (oh god)
A space hamster is 'friend zoned' by Tali.
A thresher maw recruits Morinth. (well, that's one way to take it down I guess)
Kelly eats data like Conrad Verner on the way to real errors.
The Illusive Man is the very model of a scientist a pyjack. (lol wut)
Harbinger breaks up with Conrad Verner.
Conrad Verner assumes direct control of Samara.
Miranda practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Morinth. (well, that's one way to get rid of her)
Shepard endorses Conrad Verner. (guess she finally got shot in the head a few too many times)
Blasto makes disingenuous accusations about this one.
Morinth practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Liara. (poor liara :()
Garrus was totally Zaeed's favorite.
Shepard catches scale itch from the Illusive Man (:sick:)
Liara charms the Biotic God.
Khalisah al-Jilani blows off steam with Liara. (:sick:)
Kaidan wants Shepard to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.

__My Favorites__

Shepard links suit environments with Liara. (we'll be in my bunk!)

Ashley shoots Liara.

BUT

Liara Virmires Ashley. (BAM)

Benezia says to the Shadow Broker, 'That was awesome!'.

Liara drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with the Shadow Broker.

My absolute favorite: 

Jacob practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Conrad Verner.

Modifié par emmanuelsieyes, 01 mars 2011 - 02:19 .


#55
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Kelly buys a copy of Fornax for Tali

#56
patocerda

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"Blasto tests reach and flexibility with Ashley"
Awesome!

#57
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"Kasumi is 'friend zoned' by Jesse."
Rofl, I just love the randomness in this.

EDIT:
"A space hamster dances for Tali."
"Thane slaps omni-gel on Khalisah al-Jilani."
"Zaeed sees under EDI's mask."
"Liara licks Jack."
"Wrex goes to Afterlife with Aria."
"Liara scars Councilor Velarn."
"Councilor Velarn catches scale itch from a space hamster."
"Dr. Chakwas embraces eternity with Jacob."

Modifié par DarkX289, 01 mars 2011 - 03:52 .


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emmanuelsieyes

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Conrad Verner catches scale itch from Khalisah al-Jilani.

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Kelly practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Urz.

I CAN'T EVEN. I CAN'T.

#60
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The Biotic God misses having elevator discussions with EDI.


I... I can't even go on after that one, I'm laughing too hard.

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'The Priiize' hacks a space hamster.

OH MAN I AM DYING HERE LOLOL.

Modifié par Jack Stark, 01 mars 2011 - 11:43 .


#61
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Tali is Hakrin's favorite.

Emily Wong cheats in Skyllian Five against Kasumi.

Mirand Virmires the Illusive Man. (Kinky)

Admiral Hackett thinks about dancing with Urz.

Sovereign practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Nihlus.

Admiral Hackett tests reach and flexibility with Kaidan.

A pyjack catches scale itch from EDI.

Mordin embraces eternity with Jenkins.

Tali spills some drinks with Benezia.

A pyjack plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Legion.

Tali embraces eternity with Miranda.

Sovereign tests reach and flexibility with a pyjack.

A space hamster wears silly top hats with Tali.

Mordin dances for Aria.

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A space hamster calibrates the Thorian.

Tali embraces eternity with a space hamster.

EDI assumes direct control of Shepard. (curse you, Cerberus implants!)

Udina buys a copy of Fornax for a thresher maw. (it's a trap!)

Ken charms Tali. (that's a lovely bucket...)

Mordin eats data like Miranda on the way to real errors.

A pyjack sees under a pyjack's mask. (it's like a mirror)

The Shadow Broker has a breeding request from a yahg.

Miranda drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with a space hamster. ("You're... you're drunk, hamster. Gimme... gimme the keys to the Normandy. We're just going to leave this whole messed up galaxy. You're really cute... (vomit)")

Modifié par Sky Shadowing, 02 mars 2011 - 02:56 .


#63
Epantiras

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Saren says to Garus, 'That was awesome!'


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#64
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Bwahahahahahaha ^

That is awesome.

#65
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Morinth knows 'The Priiize' feels this.

Harbinger thinks Joker is a structural weakness.

#66
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Anderson goes to Afterlife with Miranda....

I'll kill him for that.

#67
MB617

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A space hamster has a breeding request from Presley.

OMGWTFBBQ

#68
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EDIT: F*****g hate double posts..... or triple. S**t

Modifié par Gyro458, 02 mars 2011 - 05:52 .


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Harbinger tests reach and flexibility with Jesse.

WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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Liara licks Saren.
'The Priiize' punches Harkin
Kaidan renegade interupts Morinth

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The Shadow Broker slaps omni-gel on Grunt.

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Haha, great idea, I loled at more than a few of these! :lol:

Jacob recruits "the priiize".
A yahg buys a copy of Fornax for 'The Priiize'.
Admiral Hackett catches scale itch from Shepard.
Councilor Velarn plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Sovereign.
A pyjack is the genetic destiny of Wrex.
Samara buys a copy of Fornax for Nihlus.
Nihlus has a new message from Saren.
The Illusive Man breaks up with Saren.
Harbinger headbutts Sovereign. (my personal favourite)
The Illusive Man catches scale itch from the Illusive Man.
This one achieves consensus with this one.

Modifié par Curunen, 02 mars 2011 - 09:26 .


#73
Merchant2006

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'The Priiize' catches scale itch from Miranda.

Oh my. I guess that's what 'The Priiiiize' truly was. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.

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A space hamster plays Galaxy of Fantasy with a space hamster.

'The Priiize' releases direct control of Miranda.

#75
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'The priiiize' blows off steam with the Shadow Broker? XD