Mass Effect Random Plot Generator
Débuté par
YamiSnuffles
, févr. 26 2011 03:05
#51
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 12:01
The Illusive Man catches scale itch from a Thresher Maw



#52
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 01:02
Kelly has a breeding request from Anderson.
Blasto 'air quotes' 'The Priiize'.
Jenkins tests reach and flexibility with Conrad Verner.
Blasto 'air quotes' 'The Priiize'.
Jenkins tests reach and flexibility with Conrad Verner.
Modifié par Jimbe2693, 01 mars 2011 - 01:07 .
#53
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 01:10
"Shepard tea-bags Harbinger"
#54
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 01:47
Sovereign renegade interrupts Udina.
Kasumi has a breeding request from Kaidan. (oh god)
A space hamster is 'friend zoned' by Tali.
A thresher maw recruits Morinth. (well, that's one way to take it down I guess)
Kelly eats data like Conrad Verner on the way to real errors.
The Illusive Man is the very model of a scientist a pyjack. (lol wut)
Harbinger breaks up with Conrad Verner.
Conrad Verner assumes direct control of Samara.
Miranda practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Morinth. (well, that's one way to get rid of her)
Shepard endorses Conrad Verner. (guess she finally got shot in the head a few too many times)
Blasto makes disingenuous accusations about this one.
Morinth practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Liara. (poor liara
)
Garrus was totally Zaeed's favorite.
Shepard catches scale itch from the Illusive Man (
)
Liara charms the Biotic God.
Khalisah al-Jilani blows off steam with Liara. (
)
Kaidan wants Shepard to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.
__My Favorites__
Shepard links suit environments with Liara. (we'll be in my bunk!)
Ashley shoots Liara.
BUT
Liara Virmires Ashley. (BAM)
Benezia says to the Shadow Broker, 'That was awesome!'.
Liara drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with the Shadow Broker.
My absolute favorite:
Jacob practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Conrad Verner.
Kasumi has a breeding request from Kaidan. (oh god)
A space hamster is 'friend zoned' by Tali.
A thresher maw recruits Morinth. (well, that's one way to take it down I guess)
Kelly eats data like Conrad Verner on the way to real errors.
The Illusive Man is the very model of a scientist a pyjack. (lol wut)
Harbinger breaks up with Conrad Verner.
Conrad Verner assumes direct control of Samara.
Miranda practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Morinth. (well, that's one way to get rid of her)
Shepard endorses Conrad Verner. (guess she finally got shot in the head a few too many times)
Blasto makes disingenuous accusations about this one.
Morinth practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Liara. (poor liara
Garrus was totally Zaeed's favorite.
Shepard catches scale itch from the Illusive Man (
Liara charms the Biotic God.
Khalisah al-Jilani blows off steam with Liara. (
Kaidan wants Shepard to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.
__My Favorites__
Shepard links suit environments with Liara. (we'll be in my bunk!)
Ashley shoots Liara.
BUT
Liara Virmires Ashley. (BAM)
Benezia says to the Shadow Broker, 'That was awesome!'.
Liara drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with the Shadow Broker.
My absolute favorite:
Jacob practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Conrad Verner.
Modifié par emmanuelsieyes, 01 mars 2011 - 02:19 .
#55
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 03:28
Kelly buys a copy of Fornax for Tali
#56
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 03:45
"Blasto tests reach and flexibility with Ashley"
Awesome!
Awesome!
#57
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 03:49
"Kasumi is 'friend zoned' by Jesse."
Rofl, I just love the randomness in this.
EDIT:
"A space hamster dances for Tali."
"Thane slaps omni-gel on Khalisah al-Jilani."
"Zaeed sees under EDI's mask."
"Liara licks Jack."
"Wrex goes to Afterlife with Aria."
"Liara scars Councilor Velarn."
"Councilor Velarn catches scale itch from a space hamster."
"Dr. Chakwas embraces eternity with Jacob."
Rofl, I just love the randomness in this.
EDIT:
"A space hamster dances for Tali."
"Thane slaps omni-gel on Khalisah al-Jilani."
"Zaeed sees under EDI's mask."
"Liara licks Jack."
"Wrex goes to Afterlife with Aria."
"Liara scars Councilor Velarn."
"Councilor Velarn catches scale itch from a space hamster."
"Dr. Chakwas embraces eternity with Jacob."
Modifié par DarkX289, 01 mars 2011 - 03:52 .
#58
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 04:11
Conrad Verner catches scale itch from Khalisah al-Jilani.
#59
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 04:33
Kelly practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Urz.
I CAN'T EVEN. I CAN'T.
I CAN'T EVEN. I CAN'T.
#60
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 11:40
The Biotic God misses having elevator discussions with EDI.
I... I can't even go on after that one, I'm laughing too hard.
EDIT:
'The Priiize' hacks a space hamster.
OH MAN I AM DYING HERE LOLOL.
I... I can't even go on after that one, I'm laughing too hard.
EDIT:
'The Priiize' hacks a space hamster.
OH MAN I AM DYING HERE LOLOL.
Modifié par Jack Stark, 01 mars 2011 - 11:43 .
#61
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 11:54
Tali is Hakrin's favorite.
Emily Wong cheats in Skyllian Five against Kasumi.
Mirand Virmires the Illusive Man. (Kinky)
Admiral Hackett thinks about dancing with Urz.
Sovereign practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Nihlus.
Admiral Hackett tests reach and flexibility with Kaidan.
A pyjack catches scale itch from EDI.
Mordin embraces eternity with Jenkins.
Tali spills some drinks with Benezia.
A pyjack plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Legion.
Tali embraces eternity with Miranda.
Sovereign tests reach and flexibility with a pyjack.
A space hamster wears silly top hats with Tali.
Mordin dances for Aria.
Emily Wong cheats in Skyllian Five against Kasumi.
Mirand Virmires the Illusive Man. (Kinky)
Admiral Hackett thinks about dancing with Urz.
Sovereign practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with Nihlus.
Admiral Hackett tests reach and flexibility with Kaidan.
A pyjack catches scale itch from EDI.
Mordin embraces eternity with Jenkins.
Tali spills some drinks with Benezia.
A pyjack plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Legion.
Tali embraces eternity with Miranda.
Sovereign tests reach and flexibility with a pyjack.
A space hamster wears silly top hats with Tali.
Mordin dances for Aria.
#62
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 02:55
A space hamster calibrates the Thorian.
Tali embraces eternity with a space hamster.
EDI assumes direct control of Shepard. (curse you, Cerberus implants!)
Udina buys a copy of Fornax for a thresher maw. (it's a trap!)
Ken charms Tali. (that's a lovely bucket...)
Mordin eats data like Miranda on the way to real errors.
A pyjack sees under a pyjack's mask. (it's like a mirror)
The Shadow Broker has a breeding request from a yahg.
Miranda drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with a space hamster. ("You're... you're drunk, hamster. Gimme... gimme the keys to the Normandy. We're just going to leave this whole messed up galaxy. You're really cute... (vomit)")
Tali embraces eternity with a space hamster.
EDI assumes direct control of Shepard. (curse you, Cerberus implants!)
Udina buys a copy of Fornax for a thresher maw. (it's a trap!)
Ken charms Tali. (that's a lovely bucket...)
Mordin eats data like Miranda on the way to real errors.
A pyjack sees under a pyjack's mask. (it's like a mirror)
The Shadow Broker has a breeding request from a yahg.
Miranda drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with a space hamster. ("You're... you're drunk, hamster. Gimme... gimme the keys to the Normandy. We're just going to leave this whole messed up galaxy. You're really cute... (vomit)")
Modifié par Sky Shadowing, 02 mars 2011 - 02:56 .
#63
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 03:04
#64
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 03:05
Bwahahahahahaha ^
That is awesome.
That is awesome.
#65
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 05:03
Morinth knows 'The Priiize' feels this.
Harbinger thinks Joker is a structural weakness.
Harbinger thinks Joker is a structural weakness.
#66
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 05:24
Anderson goes to Afterlife with Miranda....
I'll kill him for that.
I'll kill him for that.
#67
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 05:50
A space hamster has a breeding request from Presley.
OMGWTFBBQ
OMGWTFBBQ
#68
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 05:51
EDIT: F*****g hate double posts..... or triple. S**t
Modifié par Gyro458, 02 mars 2011 - 05:52 .
#69
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 05:57
Harbinger tests reach and flexibility with Jesse.
WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
#70
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 06:12
Liara licks Saren.
'The Priiize' punches Harkin
Kaidan renegade interupts Morinth
'The Priiize' punches Harkin
Kaidan renegade interupts Morinth
#71
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 06:14
The Shadow Broker slaps omni-gel on Grunt.
#72
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 09:26
Haha, great idea, I loled at more than a few of these! 
Jacob recruits "the priiize".
A yahg buys a copy of Fornax for 'The Priiize'.
Admiral Hackett catches scale itch from Shepard.
Councilor Velarn plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Sovereign.
A pyjack is the genetic destiny of Wrex.
Samara buys a copy of Fornax for Nihlus.
Nihlus has a new message from Saren.
The Illusive Man breaks up with Saren.
Harbinger headbutts Sovereign. (my personal favourite)
The Illusive Man catches scale itch from the Illusive Man.
This one achieves consensus with this one.
Jacob recruits "the priiize".
A yahg buys a copy of Fornax for 'The Priiize'.
Admiral Hackett catches scale itch from Shepard.
Councilor Velarn plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Sovereign.
A pyjack is the genetic destiny of Wrex.
Samara buys a copy of Fornax for Nihlus.
Nihlus has a new message from Saren.
The Illusive Man breaks up with Saren.
Harbinger headbutts Sovereign. (my personal favourite)
The Illusive Man catches scale itch from the Illusive Man.
This one achieves consensus with this one.
Modifié par Curunen, 02 mars 2011 - 09:26 .
#73
Posté 02 mars 2011 - 10:29
'The Priiize' catches scale itch from Miranda.
Oh my. I guess that's what 'The Priiiiize' truly was. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
Oh my. I guess that's what 'The Priiiiize' truly was. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
#74
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 12:26
A space hamster plays Galaxy of Fantasy with a space hamster.
'The Priiize' releases direct control of Miranda.
'The Priiize' releases direct control of Miranda.
#75
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 12:36
'The priiiize' blows off steam with the Shadow Broker? XD





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