'The Priiize' buys a copy of Fornax for Jacob.
The Biotic God has a breeding request from a yahg.
Unbelievably addictive!
Mass Effect Random Plot Generator
Débuté par
YamiSnuffles
, févr. 26 2011 03:05
#76
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 01:36
#77
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 01:44
"Mordin punches the Thorian." BADASS!
"Grunt was totally Kasumi's favorite." Weirdest friendship ever. But this would be funny.
"EDI ignores Kasumi to watch the techno Turian." Who wouldn't?
"Mordin buys a copy of Fornax for a space hamster." Mordin, stop trying to give Sex Ed to everyone on the ship.
"'Anderson has a new message from Kaidan." FINGERS CROSSED FOR THIS BEING IN THE NEXT DLC.
"Grunt was totally Kasumi's favorite." Weirdest friendship ever. But this would be funny.
"EDI ignores Kasumi to watch the techno Turian." Who wouldn't?
"Mordin buys a copy of Fornax for a space hamster." Mordin, stop trying to give Sex Ed to everyone on the ship.
"'Anderson has a new message from Kaidan." FINGERS CROSSED FOR THIS BEING IN THE NEXT DLC.
#78
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 04:27
A yahg is the genetic destiny of the sapce hampster
#79
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 01:20
Harbinger pilots Ken.
I KNEW IT.
Harbinger upgrades 'The Priiize'.
I'm laughing so hard. How have I missed this until now?
I KNEW IT.
Harbinger upgrades 'The Priiize'.
I'm laughing so hard. How have I missed this until now?
Modifié par Severyx, 03 mars 2011 - 01:22 .
#80
Posté 03 mars 2011 - 11:48
Aria licks Liara.
Oh my.
Oh my.
#81
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 12:15
Conrad Verner buys a copy of Fornax for a thresher maw.

A space hamster licks Grunt.

Kelly has a breeding request from Urz.
That explains how scale itch got on the Normandy...
Sovereign tests reach and flexibility with Councilor Velarn
This would explain alot actually..
A space hamster licks Grunt.
Kelly has a breeding request from Urz.
That explains how scale itch got on the Normandy...
Sovereign tests reach and flexibility with Councilor Velarn
This would explain alot actually..
Modifié par cepapoe, 04 mars 2011 - 12:15 .
#82
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 12:41
"The Illusive Man releases direct control of Khalisah al-Jilani."
Somehow quite likely?
Somehow quite likely?
#83
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 01:12
'Jenkins tests reach and flexibility with a thresher maw.'
'Shepard hacks EDI' (Might have to do that one XD)
'Thane punches Urz' ( D: )
So much crackfic capacity XD
'Shepard hacks EDI' (Might have to do that one XD)
'Thane punches Urz' ( D: )
So much crackfic capacity XD
#84
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 08:35
"Kelly releases direct control of EDI."
"Udina punches Khalisah al-Jilani." Even Udina has enough of her.
"Blasto eats data like Councilor Velarn on the way to real errors."
"Udina punches Khalisah al-Jilani." Even Udina has enough of her.
"Blasto eats data like Councilor Velarn on the way to real errors."
Modifié par DJ_D, 04 mars 2011 - 08:37 .
#85
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 01:49
The Biotic God goes to Afterlife with 'The Priiize'.
Garrus hacks 'The Priiize'.
A pyjack calibrates Kal'Reegar.
Kelly sneaking into the Captains quarters with Harbinger. XD
Garrus hacks 'The Priiize'.
A pyjack calibrates Kal'Reegar.
Kelly sneaking into the Captains quarters with Harbinger. XD
#86
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 03:37
Kelly sneaking into the Captains quarters with Harbinger. XD
page 4 winner!
Modifié par Biotic_Warlock, 04 mars 2011 - 03:37 .
#87
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 05:29
Harbinger links suit environments with Kelly.
This one wants Dr. Chakwas to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in. - AMAZING
Councilor Velarn probes a pyjack. GOLD
Sovereign tests reach and flexibility with Garrus. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL SOVEREIGN. Oh wait... I did!
Morinth eats data like Urz on the way to real errors.
So that is how scale itch got aboard the Normandy.
This one wants Dr. Chakwas to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in. - AMAZING
Councilor Velarn probes a pyjack. GOLD
Sovereign tests reach and flexibility with Garrus. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL SOVEREIGN. Oh wait... I did!
Morinth eats data like Urz on the way to real errors.
So that is how scale itch got aboard the Normandy.
#88
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 05:37
Miranda buys a copy of Fornax for Saren.
Wrex dances for Kelly. O.O
Aria was totally Shepard's favorite.
Wrex dances for Kelly. O.O
Aria was totally Shepard's favorite.
#89
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 08:09
A space hamster cheats in Skyllian Five against Kasumi. - Seriously Kasumi!
Jesse punches Zaeed!
This one 'air quotes' Councillor Velarn - See how you like it b****
Hehe, thanks for this snuffles, could do this for ages!
Jesse punches Zaeed!
This one 'air quotes' Councillor Velarn - See how you like it b****
Hehe, thanks for this snuffles, could do this for ages!
#90
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 09:42
Grunt wants Tali to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.
I could totally see that happening
Edit: This one was totally Nihlus's favorite.
Edit2: Blasto eats data like Morinth on the way to real errors.
okay wat.
Edit3: Grunt is the very model of a scientist Zaeed.
Is not possible!
I could totally see that happening
Edit: This one was totally Nihlus's favorite.
Edit2: Blasto eats data like Morinth on the way to real errors.
okay wat.
Edit3: Grunt is the very model of a scientist Zaeed.
Is not possible!
Modifié par Spartanburger, 04 mars 2011 - 09:47 .
#91
Posté 04 mars 2011 - 10:29
"Kaidan Virmires Jacob." 

#92
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 01:24
*laugh*
I can't even... there are some absolutely hilarious ones, but some are kinda spot on.
Liara hacks Shadow Broker
Blasto shoots this one
Liara sees under Benezia's mask
Jack punches Zaeed
Jacob pilots Miranda
Kasumi upgrades Jacob
Ashley goes to Afterlife with Saren
EDI eats data like Udina on the way to real errors
Legion is 'friend zoned' by EDI
Jesse renegade interrupts Udina
Joker achieves consensus with a space hamster
addictive stuff, LOL
I can't even... there are some absolutely hilarious ones, but some are kinda spot on.
Liara hacks Shadow Broker
Blasto shoots this one
Liara sees under Benezia's mask
Jack punches Zaeed
Jacob pilots Miranda
Kasumi upgrades Jacob
Ashley goes to Afterlife with Saren
EDI eats data like Udina on the way to real errors
Legion is 'friend zoned' by EDI
Jesse renegade interrupts Udina
Joker achieves consensus with a space hamster
addictive stuff, LOL
#93
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 02:02
Quick question for everyone: The art on the site was not done specifically for the plot generator but ended up being oddly appropriate. However, we were considering adding more art and have a new picture cycle in when people went to the site (so, you know, random pictures to go with a random site). I was going to draw a few more pictures based directly off some random results.
Just wanted to know everyone's opinion. For? Against? Don't care? Just want to know if I should bother. Also, if anyone has a funny result they would like me to draw, I could take that into consideration.
As always, still glad people find this funny.
Just wanted to know everyone's opinion. For? Against? Don't care? Just want to know if I should bother. Also, if anyone has a funny result they would like me to draw, I could take that into consideration.
As always, still glad people find this funny.
#94
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 02:11
"Councilor smokes a cigarette with the Illusive Man." The truth comes out!.. and doesn't make much sense...
"Jenkins wears silly hats with Benezia." IN HELL!!!
"Shepard indoctrinates the Biotic God." Assuming Direct Wind!.. wait a second...
"This one charms Thane."
"Liara cheats at Skylliian Five with Kelly." And it was strip poker...
"Jenkins wears silly hats with Benezia." IN HELL!!!
"Shepard indoctrinates the Biotic God." Assuming Direct Wind!.. wait a second...
"This one charms Thane."
"Liara cheats at Skylliian Five with Kelly." And it was strip poker...
Modifié par BlackwindTheCommander, 05 mars 2011 - 02:15 .
#95
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 05:35
"Blasto practices inventive uses of mass effect fields with the Thorian." I...have no words for this.
"Grunt recruits a thresher maw." HELL YEAH!!!!
"The Thorian sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Garrus."
"Grunt recruits a thresher maw." HELL YEAH!!!!
"The Thorian sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Garrus."
Modifié par Manic Sheep, 05 mars 2011 - 05:37 .
#96
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 05:38
"Udina has a breeding request from Jacob"
*Pwener's mind goes somewhere dark*
*Pwener's mind goes somewhere dark*
#97
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 11:55
I would just like to note that:
''The Biotic God romances the Biotic God''
Of course, no one else deserves him.
''The Biotic God romances the Biotic God''
Of course, no one else deserves him.
#98
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 12:41
Udina misses elevator talks with harbinger
#99
Posté 05 mars 2011 - 07:57
Jacob gains the loyalty of 'The Priiize'.
#100
Posté 06 mars 2011 - 02:37
The Shadow Broker tests reach and flexibility with Shepard. Ha that's gotta hurt.
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