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[Homebound]

Nihlus thinks the Biotic God is a structural weakness.

Thane eats data like Blasto on the way to real errors.

[BTG_01]

A pyjack embraces eternity with the Thorian.

Sovereign catches scale itch from Morinth.

Liara dresses up in Phoenix armor for Mordin.

[Labrev]

The Illusive Man embraces eternity with a Tresher Maw.

I knew there was something with those eyes, but that's a little mind-blowing.

Modifié par Hah Yes Reapers, 06 mars 2011 - 05:00 .

[Tosh_Ts]

"The Illusive Man slaps omni-gel on Shepard"

That's an image I'd like to erase from my mind...

Modifié par Tosh_Ts, 06 mars 2011 - 11:48 .

[Da3mon1991]

"Kal'Reegar renegade interrupts a space hamster."
"Sovereign charms the Illusive Man."
"Zaeed has a new message from a thresher maw."
"The Illusive Man ignores Urz to watch the techno Turian."

Haha this is so great

EDIT: "A thresher maw says to Conrad Verner, 'That was awesome!'."
"Harkin has a breeding request from Mordin."

Modifié par Da3mon1991, 06 mars 2011 - 01:22 .

[Biotic_Warlock]

Tosh_Ts wrote...

"The Illusive Man slaps omni-gel on Shepard"

That's an image I'd like to erase from my mind...

AHH! This is currently winning page 5.
Love it!

[zewuok]

Benezia misses having elevator discussions with a space hamster.
and
Dr. Chakwas scars the Biotic God. (I knew she was evil! Dr.Hacksaw, you won't escape justice!)

[Ahriman]

"Shepard was totally Udina's favorite." Unexpected.
"Shepard is the genetic destiny of Harbinger." 

edit: "Shepard thinks Khalisah al-Jilani is a structural weakness."

Modifié par Wizz, 06 mars 2011 - 05:19 .

[Blze001]

'Liara pilots Shepard' - I knew Damara was kinky, but dayum.

'Liara knows Shepard feels this.' - I kid you not, these two came in this exact sequence.

'The Biotic God is the genetic destiny of a space hamster' - WIN!

'Tali takes hallex with Jack.' - I knew that b**ch was a bad influence.

'Kelly sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Urz' - Scale itch outbreak SOLVED!

'Shepard 'air quotes' Councilor Velarn' - Muahaha!

'Miranda tests reach and flexibility with Aria.' - Heeeyoooooo!

'Dr. Chakwas drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with a space hamster.' - Drunk space hamster. Epic.

Modifié par Blze001, 06 mars 2011 - 06:56 .

[Shadow_Soul]

Samara jokes with Kasumi
Kasumi is 'friend zoned' by a space hamster
Admiral Hackett drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with a thresher maw
Benezia has a new message from Zaeed
Blasto shoots Liara
Presley breaks up with Kasumi
A pyjack wears silly top hats with a thresher maw
Kasumi breaks up with the Shadow Broker
Kal'Reegar snipes Zaeed
Benezia recruits the Shadow Broker
Zaeed ignores Jesse to watch the techno Turian
The Thorian has a breeding request from Dr. Chakwas
Wrex plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Garrus
Aria punches Jacob

[Arvuti]

"Shepard probes Aria."

O_o Shepard forgot the omegas only rule.

A thresher maw probes Jenkins
The Shadow Broker headbutts Liara.
Kaidan breaks up with a thresher maw.
Udina licks Morinth.
Legion probes the Illusive Man.
Kasumi becomes Joker.
Shepard romances Mordin
Joker goes to Afterlife with a thresher maw.

Modifié par Arvuti, 06 mars 2011 - 08:03 .

[J. Finley]

"A pyjack indoctrinates Saren." LOL

[Blze001]

A space hamster punches a thresher maw.

Who knew so much aggression could be present in such a fuzzy little package?

[MajorStranger]

"Sovereign cheats in Skyllian Five against Wrex."
He's F-up'ed with the wrong Krogan!
"This one releases direct control of Ken."
I knew the Hanar were working with the Reapers!
"Grunt sneaks into the Captain's quarters with a thresher maw."
We'll need to have a talk kid...
"Kasumi dances for Kelly."
That I would like to see...
"Mordin probes Gabby."
You sly dog!
"Zaeed buys cheap alcohol for Liara."
You won't win her that easy pal!
"Garrus ignores Saren to watch the techno Turian."
That does make sense.

[TheMonsterMash]

Zaeed licks a yahg.

"This takes me back."

[Alexine]

This one slaps omni-gel on Jacob
A space hamster catches scale itch from Ashley.
The Thorian drinks a bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy with the Shadow Broker.
'The Priiize' intimidates Grunt.

Bwhahahahaha, this is fun. XD

Modifié par Alexine, 07 mars 2011 - 06:35 .

[TheMonsterMash]

Jenkins dances for Dr. Chakwas.


o______________o

[Tosh_Ts]

"A thresher maw jettisons garbage with 'The Priiize'. "
Poor Jacob...

[Tosh_Ts]

"Kelly licks Thane"

That actually makes sense...



"Ken jettisons garbage with Jesse"

Ohhh... Someone is gonna get into trouble with Zaeed...

Modifié par Tosh_Ts, 07 mars 2011 - 09:50 .

[JPanzerj]

A space hamster is 'friend zoned' by Miranda.
Samara catches scale itch from Miranda.
Anderson dresses up in Phoenix armor for Urz. :3

[jamesp81]

Da3mon1991 wrote...

"Kal'Reegar renegade interrupts a space hamster."

I tried to write a funny short story and post it here that involved references to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, assuming of direct control, and methods of executing a demonically possessed space hamster mid-speech with an M6 Carnifex handgun.  But instead of coming out funny, it was coming out stupid, so I wisely chose to save face and not post it.

[Tosh_Ts]

jamesp81 wrote...

Da3mon1991 wrote...

"Kal'Reegar renegade interrupts a space hamster."

I tried to write a funny short story and post it here that involved references to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, assuming of direct control, and methods of executing a demonically possessed space hamster mid-speech with an M6 Carnifex handgun.  But instead of coming out funny, it was coming out stupid, so I wisely chose to save face and not post it.

Stupid behavior has never stopped Monty Python before!

[himmelgeher]

A Thresher Maw becomes Zaeed.
Zaeed sneaks into the Captains quarters with Urz.
Kaiden tests reach and flexibility with Joker.
Anderson 'air quotes' EDI.
Kasumi buys cheap alcohol for the Shadow Broker.
A thresher maw sneaks into the Captain's quarters with Liara. (I'd actually like to see how this one works)
Blasto becomes Thane.
Admiral Hackett dances for the Illusive Man.
Harbinger is 'friend zoned' by Khalisah al-Jilani.
Sovereign endorses EDI.
Thane knows Emily Wong feels this.

[Matkingos]

"Sovereign romances Saren"
I win

Modifié par Matkingos, 11 mars 2011 - 05:07 .

[Alpha-Centuri]

"Kal'Reegar takes hallex with 'The Priiize'."
"Saren paragon interrupts Jacob" -- LOL
"Kelly wants Councilor Velarn to put more of the stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in." -- kinky!


edit -- Joker blows off steam with Saren. - too good to pass up

Modifié par Alpha-Centuri, 11 mars 2011 - 05:15 .