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[MortalEngines]

Thane is the genetic destiny of Conrad Verner...

SAY WHAT?!

[catgirl789]

"Grunt goes to Afterlife with Jack."

Afterlife's not gonna last the night with those two there.

[naledgeborn]

 The Illusive Man catches scale itch..... from space hamster. 

[jamesp81]

Ieldra2 wrote...

This one buys a copy of Fornax for Kal'Reegar.

Legion buys a copy of Fornax for Miranda.

LOL.

Legion: Lawson-XO, we have reached consensus to purchase a gift for you.
Miranda: A gift? (opens package).  Fornax?  Oh for God's sakes, Legion, why do you think I'd look at this trash!
Legion: We calculated a 94.2% probability you would appreciate the contents.
Miranda: Well you're calculations are a bit....(looks at Asari in centerfold)...my, she is very impressive, is she not?
Legion: You're welcome, Miranda-XO.

Modifié par jamesp81, 27 avril 2011 - 12:57 .

[sgriffin0810]

The Thorian is 'friend zoned' by Sovereign.

[HighMoon]

A thresher maw dances for Thane. XD

[FlamingFlyingV]

Blasto misses having elevator discussions with Jenkins (That's almost sad XD)
Legion plays Galaxy of Fantasy with Joker
Saren Virmires Shepard (He wishes >.> )

[Homebound]

Khalisah al-Jilani shoots a space hamster.
Thane catches scale itch from a yahg.
Shepard probes the Illusive Man.
Zaeed wants Udina to put more of the suff in the... thing more stuff goes in.
Sovereign says to Legion, 'That was awesome!'.
Emily Wong thinks Kaidan is a structural weakness.
Jack scars Miranda.

[Dean_the_Young]

Morinth 'air quotes' Shepard.


Now that I'd kill a character to see.

[artsangel]

Sovereign buys a copy of Fornax for the Illusive Man.

I KNEW those two were secretly working together! But the relationship goes deeper than I thought

[Tehnazzy]

Conrad Verner embraces Eternity with Jenkins.

That is some hot stuff right there.

[SmG Stealer]

Sovereign space-magics Jenkins.
Mordin uploads 7 zettabyes of porn to Liara's computer.
Kelly tests reach and flexibility with EDI.
Kai Leng will be waiting at the bar for a thresher maw.
'The Priiize' has a breeding request from Aria.

[Creeper-X]

Adventures of a space hamster:

Tali recruits a space hamster.
A space hamster smokes a cigarette with Steve Cortez.
A space hamster grabs a drink in Rio with Legion.
Thane jokes with a space hamster.
A space hamster ignores Thane to watch the techno Turian.
A space hamster headbutts Grunt.
A space hamster intimidates Councilor Sparatus.
A space hamster romances Councilor Sparatus.
A space hamster scars 'The Priiize'.

[ViciousCargo]

OK...after I randomly got Harkin romances Hackett I quit. Too disturbing.