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Mass Effect 3 - Behind the Story


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drakosbain

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As many of you have probably seen the Mass Effect 3 trailer by now and are wondering WTF, why are they attacking the Earth? And what do they want from us? Well I am here to give you the answers!

So, by now you should be aware that Shepard Commander has royaly pissed off the Reaper fleat. And in doing so, the reaper have deemed it to exact their revenge through their normal was of conquering. The massive hand-shaped "cyborgs" go after what seem to be penis shaped building and try to grope them until they explode causing a spread of great terror and overall diorientation trough out all the civilizations. The Reapers as you may know allow civilization to grown until the inqubation period of penis shaped building is at it's height, then they strike. But the reason why the eintire army of the reapers have come, is because Earth has failed to make a large enough penis-esque monument for one of them to break down, and when the scout attempted to grope Big Ben it gave it a splinter so it called in the orgy squad. So more of them must come to grope all of the penis shaped archetecture of the Earth to destroy Shepard Commanders hope of defeating them...

Don't let all of those helpless human colonist be dragged off in vain. Only you, Shepard Commander, cand stop the construction of the Gelatinous Super Man Penis!

Modifié par drakosbain, 27 février 2011 - 02:28 .