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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:49
BluesMan1956
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Like, why doesn't my character ever need to go to the bathroom?
Retour en haut
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:51
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What with all the nudity and lovemaking scenes, doesn't a character ever get pregnant?
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:51
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Your character secretly goes to pee when you go to the toilet yourself.
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:52
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GhoXen wrote...
Your character secretly goes to pee when you go to the toilet yourself.
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:52
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How do they wash off all the blood? Seriously, there aren't many bathing opportunities in dungeons.
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:54
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TanithAeyrs wrote...
How do they wash off all the blood? Seriously, there aren't many bathing opportunities in dungeons.
Dog licks it off. No, seriously.
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:55
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When do they ever bathe? They must reek!
#8
Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:56
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How do heroes manage to walk around in any given climate all day wearing full suits of armor and not get dehydrated/frozen/chafed to death?
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:56
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JEBesh wrote...
TanithAeyrs wrote...
How do they wash off all the blood? Seriously, there aren't many bathing opportunities in dungeons.
Dog licks it off. No, seriously.
Can't I get Morrigan or Shale to do the licking part?
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:57
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Daevra wrote...
What with all the nudity and lovemaking scenes, doesn't a character ever get pregnant?
Aerie in BG2 did
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:58
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Karl45 wrote...
Daevra wrote...
What with all the nudity and lovemaking scenes, doesn't a character ever get pregnant?
Aerie in BG2 did
But there was no nudity or lovemaking scenes. That doesn't count.
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 02:59
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Ever played Fable?Daevra wrote...
What with all the nudity and lovemaking scenes, doesn't a character ever get pregnant?
#13
Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:00
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BluesMan1956 wrote...
Ever played Fable?Daevra wrote...
What with all the nudity and lovemaking scenes, doesn't a character ever get pregnant?
My wife was named Prostitute and my son was named Bastard. I'm a bad person.
EDIT: In my defense, she was indeed a prostitute.
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:01
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Pa! Is that you?JEBesh wrote...
BluesMan1956 wrote...
Ever played Fable?Daevra wrote...
What with all the nudity and lovemaking scenes, doesn't a character ever get pregnant?
My wife was named Prostitute and my son was named Bastard. I'm a bad person.
EDIT: In my defense, she was indeed a prostitute.
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:03
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why dont u ever seen them eating or drinking.....i mean not even a glass of water...
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:03
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Real adventurers don't need baths!BluesMan1956 wrote...
When do they ever bathe? They must reek!
In regards to female characters: Why do outfits with the least amount of coverage offer the highest amount of protection?
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:07
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This is true. I had forgotten about that.GhoXen wrote...
Boobies are tougher than steel.
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:08
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I thought it was quite obvious? Clearly, if you take the sex appeal statistic of thong armor and include it in the equation Y1=XW/2X+2X(MX)-X(M) all over 2MX substituting Sex Appeal for Y and taking into consideration Time Space Continuum while assuming most of the enemies in game are male (Leaving -X(M) to be the number of females in game) you can clearly see that game developers have the mind of pubescent teenagers.Nyaore wrote...
Real adventurers don't need baths!BluesMan1956 wrote...
When do they ever bathe? They must reek!
In regards to female characters: Why do outfits with the least amount of coverage offer the highest amount of protection?
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:09
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Nyaore wrote...
In regards to female characters: Why do outfits with the least amount of coverage offer the highest amount of protection?
Because it adds their charisma modifier to their AC
http://www.d20forge....ay.html?id=1390
#21
Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:09
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how does a character (even with 18/00 strength) carry 4 suits of plate mail?
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:12
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TanithAeyrs wrote...
how does a character (even with 18/00 strength) carry 4 suits of plate mail?
The character carries his stuffs in a backpack.
#23
Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:12
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Why does everything have to be an epic battle? Why can't they all just work out their differences peacefully?
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:14
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Cause then they get called tree-huggers. Tree Hugger!Luekas wrote...
Why does everything have to be an epic battle? Why can't they all just work out their differences peacefully?
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Posté 28 octobre 2009 - 03:14
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