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#76
BluesMan1956

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Baelin Firestorm wrote...

BluesMan1956 wrote...

Fuzzyrabbit wrote...

Why's everyone's hair as hard as steel? No matter how the wind blows, it won't budge an inch, and sometimes it sticks right through helmets!

Magic hair gel?

DARN!  Somebody beat me to this post!


Devo wigs FTW!

Awesome ref!
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I once played a game a loooong time in the past. It was a digimon game. You had to take them to designated "restrooms", which were basically poor graphics urinals at ground level. If you didn't make it to the bathroom with them on time they would lay a steaming pile on the ground, and their stats would be knocked down (or something to that effect). Long story short, worst game mechanic EVER. That's why they don't include it in games.

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On_Slaught wrote...

A question not just for RPGs, but all games ever made...

Why do so many things "block" me from passing? Why can't I jump the 3foot fence, or break open the door, or climb the wall, or blow it up etc etc.?

Don't go there!

#79
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why is it that when I kill someone I can't take everything off their corpse only a couple things?

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BluesMan1956

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eurohunk2 wrote...

why is it that when I kill someone I can't take everything off their corpse only a couple things?

Because they're taking it with them!

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Why can I sometimes find weapons, potions, recipes, blenders, scissors, microwave ovens on a wolf that I kill?

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To the scantily armored women who keep drawing many different weapons, using many potions, scrolls, etc...



Just where were you hidin' them thangs?

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ReggarBlane wrote...

To the scantily armored women who keep drawing many different weapons, using many potions, scrolls, etc...

Just where were you hidin' them thangs?

You don't want to know..... then again, maybe you do:innocent:

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Herr Uhl wrote...

eurohunk2 wrote...

why does the little creature carry cash? (not all but some games)


To add to that, why does a demon carry cutlery?

Because they're going to need some kind of utensil when they finally sit down to feast upon your rotting corpse. Ever tried eating with a sword or battleaxe? :P

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Why,without any light sources whatsoever, I have no problem navigating through complex dungeons?

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How come I can say the same thing over and over and over and over and etc. again and the person keeps answering the same thing as if it's the first time I'm hearing it?

(Who remembers "Name Job Bye"?)

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How come I can repeatedly tell my party to wait outside while I steal things out of sight of them, but they only complain or call the cops if they see me do it? Are they that naïve?

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Herr Uhl

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Nyaore wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

eurohunk2 wrote...

why does the little creature carry cash? (not all but some games)


To add to that, why does a demon carry cutlery?

Because they're going to need some kind of utensil when they finally sit down to feast upon your rotting corpse. Ever tried eating with a sword or battleaxe? :P


But they don't have opposable thumbs, or in some cases no hands at all.

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ReggarBlane wrote...

How come I can say the same thing over and over and over and over and etc. again and the person keeps answering the same thing as if it's the first time I'm hearing it?
(Who remembers "Name Job Bye"?)

Loss of short term memory?

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GhoXen wrote...

Hello Kittens: Origins



Kalashnikitty begs to differ.

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Why do characters always get diseased whenever they get hit by monsters and stuff...when they can't even get pneumonia or colds after countless hours of getting soaked in the rain?

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Infinite Insight wrote...

I once played a game a loooong time in the past. It was a digimon game. You had to take them to designated "restrooms", which were basically poor graphics urinals at ground level. If you didn't make it to the bathroom with them on time they would lay a steaming pile on the ground, and their stats would be knocked down (or something to that effect). Long story short, worst game mechanic EVER. That's why they don't include it in games.


I played that game for about 30 minutes before I gave up.  ONly time I've ever abandoned a game 30 minutes in.

No bathrooms FTW!

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Why do I need to "Gather my party before venturing forth"? Surely I informed them of where I was planning on going prior to actually going there?

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Aside from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines  why doesn't your character ever acknowledge YOUR existence?  Of all the impudence... :pinched:

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Naelven wrote...

Aside from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines  why doesn't your character ever acknowledge YOUR existence?  Of all the impudence... :pinched:


"Yes, O omnipresent authority figure?" ^_^

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LankeyGit wrote...

Why do I need to "Gather my party before venturing forth"? Surely I informed them of where I was planning on going prior to actually going there?


Lack of a GPS device? lolz

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Invisible Walls.
Discuss.

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ReggarBlane wrote...
How come I can repeatedly tell my party to wait outside while I steal things out of sight of them, but they only complain or call the cops if they see me do it? Are they that naïve?

lmao.
this thread is pretty epic, I've got to think of something worthy. >_>

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How can people change clothes whenever they want, in only a fraction of a second? Pause. Switch clothes. Unpause.

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GhoXen

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Meteo63 wrote...

How can people change clothes whenever they want, in only a fraction of a second? Pause. Switch clothes. Unpause.


Same reason you can pause. =]