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[Dominus]

PLAYTHROUGH #2 BEGINS BELOW. ZOMG,

 The Year is 21XX. Giant robotic lobsters from outer space threaten the entire fate of the galaxy. Shepard had managed to do the impossible, with the right individuals and solid leadership abilities. However, an invasion was coming, with giant explosions and partial nudity. A Mystery was about to be unfolded... This mystery was called... The Normandy Trail. Lying asleep in his cabin, shepard awakes to the sight of Miranda shaking him out of his slumber. “Commander! There’s something you need to see. We may have a significant lead to the reaper threat.”

[Vyse_Fina]

Well, let's go with option 1. this time =)

[Icinix]

Don't forget to flirt with the Ox!

[roflchoppaz]

I say 2. lolrenegadelol.

[HydroSpectrum]

Cough, my bad. I've made a note. Second playthrough, initiate!

[Dominus]

 Shepard: The more information we have on the reapers before they reach galactic space, the better. Thanks Miranda... perhaps we should "investigate" later.
Miranda: I couldn’t agree more, commander.

Miranda: The Illusive man received intel of a distress call that lasted only 5 minutes long, nearby an unexplored planet in the Terminus systems.
Shepard: Only 5 minutes? Sounds more like it got snuffed out before anyone heard the distress call.
Miranda: There’s more. This showed up on the extranet not long after the distress call had been terminated.
Miranda reveals a picture on her Omni-tool of a reaper next to what appears to be a relay. Something is very off about the image.

Modifié par DominusVita, 04 mars 2011 - 12:56 .

[roflchoppaz]

2. Captaaaain Obviouuus!

Modifié par roflchoppaz, 04 mars 2011 - 12:56 .

[Dominus]

Shepard: Why does the relay look like EDI ate the image for lunch?
Miranda: The relay appears to be… 8-bit.
EDI: 8-bit. A type of computer architecture where integers could only be one octet wide. Most notably known for a generation of video games during the early periods of interactive entertainment. 

Modifié par DominusVita, 04 mars 2011 - 12:57 .

[Icinix]

3!

[roflchoppaz]

3, of course.

*camps thread*

[Ramirez Wolfen]

2.

[Dominus]

Shepard: I’ve seen vids of something called Mega Man before - Shooting through hallways and collecting resources is thankfully a thing of the past. 
Miranda: Fair enough, commander. Let’s try to focus on the present.

Miranda: Before we go any further, we should rendezvous with the other squad mates and decide how to proceed.
Miranda and Shepard make their way below to the mess hall and gather everyone for an emergency meeting.
Legion: A familiar but nonetheless anomalous occurrence.
Jacob: Well, I think we should try heading in. There’s a heavy risk, but the reapers…
Shepard: Jacob’s right, people - we need to take action while we can. If this can get us one step closer to the reapers,  there’s no other choice.
Garrus: That’s pretty daring, shepard. It could be just as dangerous as the Omega-4 relay. Without an IFF, we would’ve been another shipwreck.

Modifié par DominusVita, 04 mars 2011 - 01:02 .

[roflchoppaz]

3?

I like the number.

[Ramirez Wolfen]

1.

[SuperEngineer]

option 2, I would like to hear why a relay would be 8-bit please

[Dominus]

(Again, the words will be bunched up before I edit them.)

Shepard: I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions. It’s either this, or waiting another 6 months for the final game.
Samara: What game do you speak of, shepard?
Shepard: Nevermind. What matters is, this is an opportunity to catch them while we have the upper hand. 
Shepard: I know you’re all tired from what we’ve faced so far. But the time to make a pre-emptive strike against the biggest threat against the galaxy is right here, right now.
Miranda: Would you like to solve any of our daddy issues or mine some palladium before we go?
Sten: No.
Shepard: Wait a minute… who are you? Are you new to the Normandy staff? 
Sten: No.
Shepard: Alright then…. We leave immediately. Joker?
Joker: Already on it, shep.  We’re nearly there now. This could get bumpy, so hold on!

Joker brings thrusters to full and begins to align next to the mysterious relay. As it begins to slingshot at FTL speeds, the ship, and its crew, begin to tremble.

Mordin: Sub-molecular compositions becoming increasingly unstable!
Jack: Which in English means we’re screwed! Remind me to haunt you if I die, shepard… 

The Normandy finally slows to a halt, with the entire ship and its crew shaken.

Shepard: EDI, what can you tell us? Are we still in the Milky Way?
EDI: Yes. In fact, according to my data, we’re on planet Earth. A location previously known as Independence, Missouri. Scans from our trek through the relay indicated heavy temporal distortions. We are…in the Late 19th Century United States.
EDI: Thruster systems seem to have shut down Commander. I suggest you exit the ship and find a mode of mobile transportation. It will take time to find the source of the damage. Likely a plot device for the storyline.

Modifié par DominusVita, 04 mars 2011 - 01:09 .

[roflchoppaz]

1! 

SuperEngineer wrote...

option 2, I would like to hear why a relay would be 8-bit please

That soooo last option card.

Modifié par roflchoppaz, 04 mars 2011 - 01:08 .

[Ramirez Wolfen]

2.

[roflchoppaz]

I'll lay off ninjaing for now.

*camps thread*
*eats popcorn*

[Dominus]

 Shepard: Well pilgrims, I think it’s time to head down to the corral and wrangle us some varren.
Miranda: ….really, Commander? We should focus less on ill-timed humor, and check outside the Normandy for answers.

Shepard heads outside the Normandy to find…


Grunt: I. AM. 8-BIT!
Mordin: Maneuvering only available for left and right. Will take time to get used to.
Tali: Shepard, if the rules of our world don’t apply here, that means the environment would be habitable by any sentient being?

Tali takes off her helmet.

Garrus: Wow, uh, hmm.
Jack: Heh, I kinda like the horns.
Shepard: Enough, people. It looks like there’s a town about half a kilometer from our position. That looks like our best lead to find our way around.
Miranda: The commander’s right, we need to keep moving and unearth why the reapers would be interested in a 19th century wasteland.

Shepard and Friends(Copyright of Bioware, 2011) mosey to the nearby town. On the way there, they notice a white rabbit hopping among the verdant, grayscale fields of Missouri.

Tali: Aw shepard, can I keep one? 

The rabbit looks up at Tali. Its eyes turn an all-too-familiar yellow.

???: Assuming direct control of this rabbit.

The rabbit begins jumping around everywhere and launching rockets(Hey, it worked for saren.) The squad rushes to nearby rocks and boulders in the distance and head for cover.

Shepard: We need suppressing fire!
Jack: I’ve got a better idea…
Shepard: No, you’ll get yourself killed! That’s no ordinary rabbit!

Modifié par DominusVita, 04 mars 2011 - 01:14 .

[SuperEngineer]

option 1 please

[Dominus]

Shepard makes a sprint towards a far-off boulder, launching a volley of bullets towards the malicious creature. Although momentarily distracted, the unholy rabbit sees Jack in the corner of his eye and launches a Biotic throw, flinging her back like a rag doll.

Shepard: Jack!
Jack: …I’m fine shepard. No thanks to you… *groans*
Jacob: We need to try something else - just hitting him with the good stuff isn’t going to be enough.

Out of nowhere, a bright blue ox runs towards the rabbit at an uncanny speed. As it closes in towards the flying menace, the ox lets out a spectacular burst of biotic energy, surprising the entire squad, and blasting the rabbit into a messy soup of little furry pieces. Ew.
Standing proud, the blue ox stands atop the hill, perplexed at the array of combatants before him.

Ox: Moo?

Shepard and friends slowly stand out of cover and walk towards the amazing sight.

Thane: That was…harrowing. Very impressive abilities.
Ox: Moo, moo moo moo?

Modifié par DominusVita, 04 mars 2011 - 01:22 .

[SuperEngineer]

option 3 please

[Dominus]

Shepard: How can an ox in rural Missouri use biotics? The technology didn’t exist for humans in the 1800s. 
Mordin: Perhaps he may have been “taken” by another species that had the biotic implant technology. Experimentation on live animals isn’t exceptional, and a common myth involving "aliens".
Garrus: Ah, yes. "aliens".

The blue ox slowly walks towards shepard and jumps slightly.

Ox: Moo!
Shepard: I’m not sure what he’s trying to tell me…
Miranda: Perhaps he wants to join us.The ox nods its head.
Shepard: Alright then… what should we name him?
Mordin: Perhaps Oxford? Shepard: Wait, I’ve got it. We’ll call him… Big Blue.
Big Blue: Moo.
Garrus: Well, there’s your stamp of approval, shepard.
Jacob: I think we’re forgetting the fact that a rabbit just tried to kill all of us. Obviously the reapers are somewhere in this place. Perhaps this is their homeworld?
Shepard: You may be right. With all the farms, it's a perfect place for a reaper to harvest…
Miranda: We’re not going to find much just standing here. Let’s head to town and see if we can find an improved mode of transportation.

Heading to the nearby town, they find a general store and head to the front desk.

Shepard: I’m commander shepard, and this is my favorite store in the town.
Matt: Well Howdy there commander picard! I’m matt the general store owner, and WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?! Ted, get the gun, we’ve got freaks of nature trying to steal our bags of flour! Get out!

Modifié par DominusVita, 04 mars 2011 - 01:27 .

[roflchoppaz]

3.
SHOOTING CIVILLIANS IS FUUN.

Modifié par roflchoppaz, 04 mars 2011 - 01:26 .