what is the most stupidist question you ever heard
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 03:47
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just want to see what sort of dummies are out there and what questions they ask
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:29
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I've a shaved head, like totally shaved off Stone Cold Steve Austin style. My boss once took me aside and asked me if I shave it?
She had a habit of asking people such questions another guy said "My wife does most of the cooking." she replied "Are you married?". She was a bit on the special side.
She had a habit of asking people such questions another guy said "My wife does most of the cooking." she replied "Are you married?". She was a bit on the special side.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:32
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katie916 wrote...
what is the most stupidist question you ever heard
This is definitely one of them.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:36
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I beat you to it Auto;)Autolycus wrote...
To the op...your own.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:43
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Its not all that bad compared to alot of questions on here. Atleast it wasn't asking if someone/something can be romanced.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:45
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Damnit Strangely....ninja'd me 
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:47
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That's not even as bad as some of the stupid answers on this site.Druss99 wrote...
Its not all that bad compared to alot of questions on here. Atleast it wasn't asking if someone/something can be romanced.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:48
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"Would you like some cake?"
WHAT? 'Would' i like?
I love cake, it wouldnt have it any other way you bosh'tet *shakes fist*
WHAT? 'Would' i like?
I love cake, it wouldnt have it any other way you bosh'tet *shakes fist*
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:54
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When people ask "How do you turn this thing on?"
I suggest pressing the ON button for starters.
I suggest pressing the ON button for starters.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 04:56
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JRCHOharry wrote...
When people ask "How do you turn this thing on?"
I suggest pressing the ON button for starters.
I admit i asked that once when the on switch was right in front of me.
Oh the shame!
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 05:03
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Biotic_Warlock wrote...
"Would you like some cake?"
WHAT? 'Would' i like?
I love cake, it wouldnt have it any other way you bosh'tet *shakes fist*
LOL, AGREED
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 05:07
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When used to work in a cafe I was asked, and I wish I was making this up "What's in the carrot cake?"
Take a wild guess...
Take a wild guess...
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 05:09
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Micro_Chip wrote...
When used to work in a cafe I was asked, and I wish I was making this up "What's in the carrot cake?"
Take a wild guess...
Apple?
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 05:55
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Of a two item order a customer asked: "which is the one on top?"
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 06:18
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Wut makes movie popcorn taste different then store brand popcorn?
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 06:18
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Hmm. I think when it comes to stupid questions, I'm more likely to be the giver rather than the recipient. Oh well.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 06:20
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Oh just remembered another. My mate went into the local shop and asked "How much are your 10p crisps?" I was asked to slap him, I did so.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 06:24
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*has too many to choose from*
I work in retail. if there is a stupid question, I've heard it. For most annoying though, I'd have to go with "Where's the [item]?" and they're standing right in front of it. Usually its the restroom and they're standing under this big red sign that says "restroom" >.<
I work in retail. if there is a stupid question, I've heard it. For most annoying though, I'd have to go with "Where's the [item]?" and they're standing right in front of it. Usually its the restroom and they're standing under this big red sign that says "restroom" >.<
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 06:45
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Is a stupidist a person that asks stupid questions?
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 07:24
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Micro_Chip wrote...
When used to work in a cafe I was asked, and I wish I was making this up "What's in the carrot cake?"
Take a wild guess...
This is not a stupid question for someone with food allergies. Unless you literally arranged a pile of carrots to look like a cake, the ingredient list of that cake is not limited to carrots. My wife is allergic to Xanthan Gum which can be found in absolutely anything and will immediately throw up anything containing it. So when we ask that question and get a stupid reply from a server, they sometimes get to clean up vomit shortly afterward and always get no tip from me.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 07:39
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Most stupid question ever asked: Do you want another pint?
No I want to face reality sober, you smeghead. Get to the bloody bar.
No I want to face reality sober, you smeghead. Get to the bloody bar.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 07:51
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I remember back in my Freshman year at high-school when somebody asked what the symbol of Christianity was.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 07:51
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How about the most stupid comment I ever heard?
Tree's breathe oxygen and thats why we need to cut them all down (and then when you rebute this) No most of our Oxygen comes from flowers.
Also the brother of the above person once told me that the moon was bigger than the Earth, and I had to go into a way too long conversation on why that isn't so or even possible.
Sad thing is both of these were adults twice my age, and apperantly I'm the dumb one.
Tree's breathe oxygen and thats why we need to cut them all down (and then when you rebute this) No most of our Oxygen comes from flowers.
Also the brother of the above person once told me that the moon was bigger than the Earth, and I had to go into a way too long conversation on why that isn't so or even possible.
Sad thing is both of these were adults twice my age, and apperantly I'm the dumb one.
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Posté 04 mars 2011 - 07:55
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KenKenpachi wrote...
How about the most stupid comment I ever heard?
Tree's breathe oxygen (and then when you rebute this) No most of our Oxygen comes from flowers.
Also the brother of the above person once told me that the moon was bigger than the Earth, and I had to go into a way too long conversation on why that isn't so or even possible.
Sad thing is both of these were adults twice my age, and apperantly I'm the dumb one.
That's nothing. Back in my Sophomore year at high school me and this guy were doing a project on Budhism and he drew a f@cking cross in the middle of the project. When I asked why, he's like, "You know, the symbol of religion?"
*HEAD-DESK*
But seriously, have you ever had somebody ask you, "Wait, isn't Africa a country?" or, "Hey, what's the capital of Africa?" For some reason, people can't put it into their heads that Africa is a CONTINENT with multiple countries in it.
