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[ObserverStatus]

MajorStranger wrote...

Bill O'reilly: Who Put the moon there? How come we have a moon and Mars doesn't?

Actually, the way he phrased it was so ambigous that he may have been asking why mars doesn't have a sun, which of course, makes even less sense.

[saMoorai]

"Whats an Orgasm?"

[TheDashingOne]

"what is the most stupidist question you ever heard"
Is stupidist even a word ? And would it be spelled like that ?
I'm only joking .

Modifié par TheDashingOne, 08 mars 2011 - 03:35 .

[Koffeegirl]

The stupidest question I ever heard was: "What's the number to 911?"

[Randomactss]

Koffeegirl wrote...

The stupidest question I ever heard was: "What's the number to 911?"

You don't need to even type the number in..

Just take the sim chip out and presto you can just press call 911.

[Swordfishtrombone]

Captain Cornhole wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

MajorStranger wrote...

Bill O'reilly: Who Put the moon there? How come we have a moon and Mars doesn't?

Actually, the way he phrased it was so ambigous that he may have been asking why mars doesn't have a sun, which of course, makes even less sense.

Hey Bill O'reilly is awesome! But I agree he could have phrased it better.

That one stupid thing I was asked was during a game of Halo 3 at my friend's house. His girlfriend called and he made me answer the phone. And she asked me what a g-spot was and how she can pleasure herself. 

The problem isn't the phrasing - it is using his own ignorance of astronomy and cosmology as evidence of God. First, Mars, of course does have not only one but two moons, and the way the solar system, and our moon formed hasn't been a mystery for a long time.

Our moon formed in the early times of the formation of our solar system out of the interstellar dust cloud that collapsed under it's own gravity (the dust cloud itself being the product of an earlier supernova explosion, where the dying star ejects massive amounts of material into the interstellar space). The moon formed as a body of about the size of Mars collided in a glancing blow with the early Earth, sending massive amounts of material from the Earth's mantle into orbit, where it coalesed undere it's gravity into the moon.

This is the theory we have most evidentiary support for, and the moon rocks brought back from the moon missions confrim that the material is consistent with the Earth's matle.

Now I wonder how O'Reily IMAGINED it happened? It's really embarassing for someone to smuggly proclaim something a mystery on national TV without having done the basic research into what is actually known about it. I doubt very much that O'Reily has seen a book on any science since his school years, and very likely spent his science classes doing something different than listening.

[Xarello111]

Koffeegirl wrote...

The stupidest question I ever heard was: "What's the number to 911?"

Thats from a Papa Johns commercial with the Dallas Cowboys LB, D. Ware right?

[Elvis_Mazur]

When I cut my hair.

Did you cut your hair?

R: No, of course not. It's in holydays!

[Augustei]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

I remember back in my Freshman year at high-school when somebody asked what the symbol of Christianity was.

Alot of people mistakenly think its a cross when it isn't

[KenKenpachi]

Swordfishtrombone wrote...

Captain Cornhole wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

MajorStranger wrote...

Bill O'reilly: Who Put the moon there? How come we have a moon and Mars doesn't?

Actually, the way he phrased it was so ambigous that he may have been asking why mars doesn't have a sun, which of course, makes even less sense.

Hey Bill O'reilly is awesome! But I agree he could have phrased it better.

That one stupid thing I was asked was during a game of Halo 3 at my friend's house. His girlfriend called and he made me answer the phone. And she asked me what a g-spot was and how she can pleasure herself. 

Now I wonder how O'Reily IMAGINED it happened? It's really embarassing for someone to smuggly proclaim something a mystery on national TV without having done the basic research into what is actually known about it. I doubt very much that O'Reily has seen a book on any science since his school years, and very likely spent his science classes doing something different than listening.

Nah even NBC puts idiots on TV, don't remember that one guys name they just fired him, but he flipped out alot on TV and was an even bigger Ass hole than Oreily, and hell even Hollywood, Danny Glover tried to blame the Recent Earth Quakes and such on Global Warming and God punishing men for our sins, and he's pretty much as liberal as can be. Or lets not even mention the instanty that is Mel Gibson. Plenty of people talk **** if they got money and a TV camera. And normally they get away with it, on both sides of the fence.

As to the girl above poster if You were my Cuz John he would have went, "well why don't you come over here and I'll show you. He Shamelessly flirts with any woman that he fancies..much to my emberassment when he was drunk in TGIF And I was trying to keep him out of trouble...

Also heres a question I heard in Math class, and why I think we should throw most people into physical labor, and make a scribe based education system again.

"Sir whats shapes have to do with math, and how can a Square have roots?"  The teacher just stood there for awhile and just went. "Son how stupid are you?"  "You don't have to be mean to me I'm just asking!"

I just laughed.

[newKIDonDAblock]

How much does the cave weight?

[KenKenpachi]

OH heres a good one, a really good one. During a congressional hearing regarding whether or not to send more Marines to Guam, Georgia Congressman, Hank Johnson, was asking a lot of questions. Mostly on the size of the island, and just how big it was. He then said that he was concerned that sending thousands of troops to Guam would cause the island to tip over. And this little gem of a qoute.

"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize." (complete with hand gesture of said island flipping over)

[nubbers666]

Koffeegirl wrote...

The stupidest question I ever heard was: "What's the number to 911?"

seriously  who the heck asked that  i mean i can understand if it is a kid but if you say some adult
id laugh my butt off hearing some 1 ask me that or just slap some sense in to them

[bad_wolf]

"Are you trying to sell me something?"

Um, yes. Because that's, y'know, my job and all.

[KenKenpachi]

bad_wolf wrote...

"Are you trying to sell me something?"

Um, yes. Because that's, y'know, my job and all.

Ahh Wut Arr yah Sell'n?