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ManHawke's weird man-baby torso is hilarious


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...that's not to say that this custom Hawke in particular is anything less than excellent, but Hawke's pecs! My god! A little reminiscent of this dude, no?
http://estergoldberg...38238970b-500wi
ManHawke looks like he has bad pec implants and, as Garrus would say, his waist looks very...supportive. Is this some sort of male ideal I wasn't aware of?

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Eveangaline

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I require more pictures of shirtless hawke in order to judge. You know, for comparison.

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Emzamination

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hawt 

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Eveangaline wrote...

I require more pictures of shirtless hawke in order to judge. You know, for comparison.


I second this.
Preferably ones with Wesker Hawke.

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ManHawke is, ahem, fine. That dude on the other hand is disturbing as all hell.

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This is why he's the Champion.

Shepard Lives wrote...

ManHawke is, ahem, fine. That dude on the other hand is disturbing as all hell.

And yes, his moobs are quite disturbing...

Moobs. Man boobs. Don't deny seeing it.

Modifié par lonewolfxxx, 04 mars 2011 - 10:29 .


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Male hawke shown above is what the human body looks like when you are tall, skinny and built with yard work instead of at the gym..

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I am curious about Hawke's center of balance. It looks like it would be pretty easy to push him over.

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AtreiyaN7

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I have no issues with maleHawke's torso. I approve of it. In fact, I wouldn't mind examining it more closely. :P

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If you got it, fuuuh-launt it.

No matter how inappropriate the situation.

Modifié par Spacelion, 04 mars 2011 - 10:34 .


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Do I detect envy among some? I'm sure if we were swinging swords around all day, killing darkspawn and other foes, we'd also look like this.

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So when do we start making comparisons of FemHawke's torso? 

...What? I mean.. ehh... this is way too sexist otherwise. 

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Yeah, he looks like a complete tool. Even more exaggerated than Isabela. Hopefully they'll release the toolset along with some body mods.

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When did he find the time to wax what with the running and the fighting??

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oh god this game cannot come soon enough. pretty sure he'll never wear armor.

THOSE DAMN NECKLACES ARE BAAAACCCKKKK

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Femhawke on this forum "OMG it's sexist, look at her breasts"
Malehawke on this forum "envy much?"

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Haasth

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JasonPogo wrote...

When did he find the time to wax what with the running and the fighting??


Side effect of being covered in Darkspawn blood all the time.
Everything but head hair disappears like snow for the sun. 

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Marionetten

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JasonPogo wrote...

When did he find the time to wax what with the running and the fighting??

You know, I really don't understand why they didn't give him some chest hair when default Hawke sports a beard. The body just looks plastic.

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Marionetten wrote...

JasonPogo wrote...

When did he find the time to wax what with the running and the fighting??

You know, I really don't understand why they didn't give him some chest hair when default Hawke sports a beard. The body just looks plastic.


i belive it's been said that manhawke does have chest hair

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OP may need to research what a man who spends some time at the gym and watches what he eats looks like.
No. 2 is definitely overdeveloped. He spends too much time at the gym (and probably not enough watching what he eats).
No. 1 does not look like No. 2.
No. 1 is fine. His walking posture may be a little odd in that shot, but his body is fine.

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@ JasonPogo... a little chest hair would have been nice. If you're on PC, expect it to be fixed in a mod. If you're on a console, you're SOL. Sorry.

Modifié par SnowHeart1, 04 mars 2011 - 10:42 .


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Marionetten wrote...

JasonPogo wrote...

When did he find the time to wax what with the running and the fighting??

You know, I really don't understand why they didn't give him some chest hair when default Hawke sports a beard. The body just looks plastic.


Well to be fair FemHawke will not have hairy legs so why should maleHawke have a hairy chest.

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Just out of curiosity, is this what passes for underwear for males in DA2?

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Marionetten wrote...

Yeah, he looks like a complete tool.


Something about that response made me lol :D

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Marionetten

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kingkyle wrote...

i belive it's been said that manhawke does have chest hair

I'm not seeing it.

JasonPogo wrote...

Well to be fair FemHawke will not have hairy legs so why should maleHawke have a hairy chest.

Yeah, but Lady Hawke doesn't sport a beard either. It just seems odd to have this glorious beard and then... a waxed chest.

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Eveangaline wrote...

I require more pictures of shirtless hawke in order to judge. You know, for comparison.


Sexy Hawke to the rescue.

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As you can see, from the side his pecs in fact do not look like fake ******.