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[EricHVela]

Rage demons are simply called Grumpies and look like a grumpy lump of goo.

[The Angry One]

Flamin Jesus wrote...

But.... But greed is bad!

That's why we can talk to them and convince them to be kind old ladies who hand out sweet treats to children of all ages.

[EricHVela]

Behlen (sp?) bribes his brother, Trian, and his father, the King, with candy to give up the throne.

[EricHVela]

The Casteless dance and sing and make money entertaining the Castes. They're revered as celebrities.

[Walina]

I only want bioware to change endings.

I don't need a girlish ending.

[Flamin Jesus]

The Angry One wrote...

Flamin Jesus wrote...

But.... But greed is bad!

That's why we can talk to them and convince them to be kind old ladies who hand out sweet treats to children of all ages.

I guess I can live with that, but we should be careful to include any task at which we as players can succeed in any way, shape or form, resolution of conflict implies the existence of conflict (or at least the existence of the concept of conflict), some people might find this overly offensive and dark.

[Flamin Jesus]

Walina wrote...

I only want bioware to change endings.
I don't need a girlish ending.

So you weren't happy with how the Morrigan romance turns out? 

[EricHVela]

The Arl's son has his musicians playing too loud and disrupts the wedding next door in the Alienage. A quick talk with him resolves the situation and he provide the musicians for the ceremony and offers to take care of the Alienage while you go preserve prosperity in the realm with the Happy Wardens.

[EricHVela]

The sex scenes are all replaced with a friendly game of checkers.

[Majspuffen]

The black city is renamed; "The Pink City".

[Vansen Elamber]

Krenmu wrote...

Wow...this is EPIC!!!

Don't forget, Every encounter ends with a hug.

Tuning the persistant blood off may be necesary then!...very messy hugs!

Modifié par Vansen Elamber, 15 novembre 2009 - 05:43 .

[Evilsod]

Why am i seeing the entire Redcliffe situation being replaced by the Plants vs Zombies music video?

[The Angry One]

Blood? Blood is far too dark and grim. You will instead be covered with feathers.

[Mystranna Kelteel]

Leliana is in the cloister because she and Marjolaine were simply playing a friendly game of hide and seek.

[Ardeco]

Oh boy this sure is great satire. Jonathan Swift will come back from the dead to congratulate you on this brilliant post.

[Flamin Jesus]

Evilsod wrote...

Why am i seeing the entire Redcliffe situation being replaced by the Plants vs Zombies music video?

That would be pretty awesome, actually.

Although, zombies and violent plants are pretty grim, so this may only be a viable option for the mature edition.
You know, the one where we also get the mean old ladies and the grumpies.

I just remembered our organization name: The Gay Wardens.
Oh, I'm so clever, I smart myself to pieces.

[LaztRezort]

How 'bout this: we get a cute, lovable little dumb guy who keeps saying "Enchantment!" in an adorable, and entirely hilarious fashion, who can upgrade our weapons?



Oh, wait, already got that...

[Dnarris]

All forms of combat resort to the "Nerf" or nothing rule.

[Popinjay]

After every battle, the party and monsters each line up and shake hands with their opponents. Monsters that are especially respected trade their jerseys with Alister.

[Flamin Jesus]

Popinjay wrote...

After every battle, the party and monsters each line up and shake hands with their opponents. Monsters that are especially respected trade their jerseys with Alister.

Monsters are renamed "Unknown Friends", battles consist of trying to out-praise your unknown friends.

[Alynna_tp]

My mabari warhound is now a cute poodle named Muffin. She helps win over NPC's with her clever tricks and cuteness. There is also no violence whatsoever, as that would corrupt our youth into becoming mass murderers. Instead, everyone talks about everything, reaching an amiacable and happy solution for all.

[Red Viking]

Bann Vaughan shows up at the elven wedding with gifts and a very large cake.



The archdemon becomes easier to deal with when everyone realizes that all it really wants is a sandwich.

[Fudzie]

Melchiz wrote...

Oh boy this sure is great satire. Jonathan Swift will come back from the dead to congratulate you on this brilliant post.

He'd ruin the bright and happy by suggesting we end the Redcliffe story by eating Connor.