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[KnightofPhoenix]

Oghren is in fact a very polite and clean dwarf.



And Behlen and Harrowmont were not fighting for the throne. Instead, both were so generous they kept giving up the throne for the other candidate.

Grey Wardens don't drink darkspawn blood. They just drink a Warden special drink, with no alcohol at all.



There is no such thing as "the dead trenches". It's the trench of life. Accordingly, you meet the legion of life there.

Uldred was just making a halloween party in the Circle. The Templars were jealous they were not invited.

[Leyla87]

The Arch-demon doesn't want to destroy Ferelden.



It simply wants to invite everyone to its birthday party where there will be cake, ice-cream, and pin the tail on the High Dragon! Oh and a shiny moon bounce!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Leyla87 wrote...

The Arch-demon doesn't want to destroy Ferelden.

It simply wants to invite everyone to its birthday party where there will be cake, ice-cream, and pin the tail on the High Dragon! Oh and a shiny moon bounce!

There is no such thing as "demon". It's the great dragon of love leading the candyspawns every few centuries to distribute free candy to Thedas.

[Vaeliorin]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Leyla87 wrote...
The Arch-demon doesn't want to destroy Ferelden.

It simply wants to invite everyone to its birthday party where there will be cake, ice-cream, and pin the tail on the High Dragon! Oh and a shiny moon bounce!

There is no such thing as "demon". It's the great dragon of love leading the candyspawns every few centuries to distribute free candy to Thedas.

That needs to become a new special holiday.  Every year the great dragon of love can lead the candyspawn about the world distributing candy to all the good little children.  It'll be like a reverse Halloween.

[The Angry One]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

There is no such thing as "the dead trenches". It's the trench of life. Accordingly, you meet the legion of life there.
Uldred was just making a halloween party in the Circle. The Templars were jealous they were not invited.

But it's okay because it was just a misunderstanding, and Irving comes down to give an invite to all the Templars including Grumpy Graegor who henceforth becomes Happy Graegor after learning the meaning of Christmas.

[Ellzedd]

The gray wardens are actually an archaic group of gardeners, seeking to root out the weeds if evil corrupting our land.

Also, Shale is actually a clothes hanger. And he *loves* Pigeons!

I also propose that the next DLC be name Peace Core: Origins - Hippy elves. Complete with an extensive how-to guide. 100 ways to effectively hug a great tree.

Modifié par Ellzedd, 16 novembre 2009 - 12:51 .

[Disz]

...and let's not forget "ALL dialogue is changed to Leliana-style drivel about goodness and staying minty fresh".



10/10, OP...for yummy sarcasm and general "I know, right?"ness.

[Isaantia]

The village of Haven has a huge celebration when the party visits, complete with cake and ice cream. Then they all hug and dance and take the party up to see the Urn of Sacred Ashes. Brother Genitivi liked it there so much he just didn't want to leave and the same with all Eamons Knights.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Isaantia wrote...

The village of Haven has a huge celebration when the party visits, complete with cake and ice cream. Then they all hug and dance and take the party up to see the Urn of Sacred Ashes. Brother Genitivi liked it there so much he just didn't want to leave and the same with all Eamons Knights.

The celebration was so happy and entertaining, that even a dragon, and its offsprings, decided to join in. Of course, they were welcomed with open arms.

[Bryy_Miller]

You and Morrigan go out for milkshakes.

[Lerolain]

Our journeys are no longer interrupted by crossed swords and battles.

Instead, friendly travellers share their picnics with us. Singing may also be involved.

And everyone joins in.  Sten, this means you!

Modifié par Lerolain, 16 novembre 2009 - 11:19 .

[BluesMan1956]

Evilsod wrote...

Giantmoth wrote...

The broodmother is in fact a pleasant old lady that makes cookies and buns for the darkspawns, to motivate them to work harder!

Would that make all Darkspawninto  Girlscouts selling cookies once they have a Scoutmaster (archdemon) to lead them?

Don't you mean "Garlockscout cookies"?

[BluesMan1956]

Remember, this game MUST run on the Wii!

[Elsmallo]

At the beginning of the human noble origins story, at the point where your castle is invaded, you have an extra option:

4: Pull the blankets over your head, cuddle your teddy, and pray that nothing bad is happening.

BluesMan1956 wrote...

Remember, this game MUST run on the Wii!

On the Wii, this would of course involve actually getting into bed and cuddling your teddy.

[Boeresmurf]

U can resolve the dalish/werewolves quest by inviting everyone in for a friendly game of "team tag"

where the werewolves get bonus points for taggin the "lift curse button"on the back of the dalish leader, and the kiddish dalish hunter gets bonus approval at his love for every werewolf he gently pats while tagging.



rules:

hopping lovely while swining ur arms like a butterfly, makes u immuum for tag attacks for 10 seconds

hugging a player from the other team, gives u extra rreserve players for 5 minutes.

[Jazharah]

In the city elf origin, you actually get married, have a great cake, everybody throws flower petals, the Arl comes and gives you a big treasure as wedding gift and you live happily ever after with your betrothed that you always wanted anyway. And of course, because you got married, all elves are treated as equals now and the alienage is turned into a fun fair.
Game over?

(PS: this thread FTW!)

Modifié par Jazharah, 17 novembre 2009 - 07:13 .

[Boeresmurf]

the knight in Denerim marketplace doenst challenge u to a fight but, he wants u to face him ina popstars contest, not in a dirty back ally but in fromt of all the bannern at the landsmeet.



ofc both the winner and loser gets cake and candy

[Lycanorukke]

The shapshifter spell tree consists of

Fluffy bunny -> Furby -> puppy ->big eyed kitten

The cold spell tree is

Winter Wonderland -> Frosty Ice creams -> Cone of Cuddles -> Santa's Snow