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[Sebby]

shnizzler93 wrote...

Why does every damn species in the game must be requested as a squadmate?

Cause a lot of the fun of ME is learning about your squadmates and the lore of the game universe.

Batarian and Vorcha squadmates FTW.

[Lukertin]

shnizzler93 wrote...
Why does every damn species in the game must be requested as a squadmate?

The squadmate thing I don't mind.

Romance option?  Really?  Wtf.  I mean, look at the Vorcha.  They're basically described as space cockroaches, what kind of female Vorcha do you think exists that mothers space cockroaches, and why would you want to put your johnson in that?

[Sebby]

Lukertin wrote...

shnizzler93 wrote...
Why does every damn species in the game must be requested as a squadmate?

The squadmate thing I don't mind.

Romance option?  Really?  Wtf.  I mean, look at the Vorcha.  They're basically described as space cockroaches, what kind of female Vorcha do you think exists that mothers space cockroaches, and why would you want to put your johnson in that?

Who says the Vorcha has to be female? Femshep could use some Vorcha man loving.

[Xivai]

Vorcha squad mate sure. Vorcha love interest? How? On a biological level they can't and probably wouldn't be interested.

[vimpel]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No 

[Gentleman Moogle]

"Romance a Vorcha! Sure, they look like a cross between Eddie Izzard and the Truckasaurus, and it'll probably be similar to sticking your wedding tackle in an electric pencil sharpener, but just think! After that experience, sex with anyTHING else can only feel better!"

[AdamNW]

I came into this thread thinking Varren.

Never again.

[Lobsterphones]

jesus, romance options? keep it in the cautionary fanfics or not at all please

a vorcha squadmate would be basicly grunt only a 3rd of the weight, an 8th of the intellegence and twice as angry, as long as some VI gets written to translate vorcha body language, i don't see a problem! bridge that language barrier you racists!

[The Shadow Broker]

vorcha are the biggest joke of an enemy in ME2. I want more a batarian or even a Lystheni salarian rather than a small and unspoken vorcha

[PARAGON87]

The Shadow Broker wrote...

vorcha are the biggest joke of an enemy in ME2. I want more a batarian or even a Lystheni salarian rather than a small and unspoken vorcha

The vorcha spoke.  Though I wished they never did, but they spoke.

And totally agreed for the Lystheni salarian in ME3, we still don't know anything about those guys since Ascension.

[pLaY3R1T0]

good god who would ever want a vorcha anywhere near or around your genitals

[Lobsterphones]

PARAGON87 wrote...

The Shadow Broker wrote...

vorcha are the biggest joke of an enemy in ME2. I want more a batarian or even a Lystheni salarian rather than a small and unspoken vorcha

The vorcha spoke.  Though I wished they never did, but they spoke.

And totally agreed for the Lystheni salarian in ME3, we still don't know anything about those guys since Ascension.

Assuming these lystheni are physically different then i completely agree, but i heared they just have different political views and prefer terminus space instead of council. if thats what lystheni is then you've got mordin right there.

[Gabey5]

no, i like them as they are, crazy as hell

[lucifer399]

Proof that Bioware fans are freaky as hell.

I lol'd at the "evolved form" of Vorcha which basically means "boobs and more human-like face".

Not enough palms in the world for this thread