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[KenKenpachi]

Grimmdead wrote...

Nymphonomicon wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

Pft shes a smelly pirate hooker shes no romance.

I dunno, piracy sounds pretty romantic to me...

::inhales::

Well if you like being surrounded by people who probably havent bathed in over 3-4+ years ( possibly even 10 years)
Surrounded by rats on the ship, with from the looks of it one possible woman on board.... who tends to get around a bit along with the other crew men who smell just as bad as you if not worse, along side all the salt your body is dehydrated... and the fowl breath of a drunk is all your fuzzy (due to lack of hygene) tongue can taste. by all means...

This thread is pretty funny though.... anyone got bad pirate jokes we can share?

I'm only coming up with ones from off familyguy with the whole "Sea-men" thing....

Sure

Why wasn't the little boy let into the Pirate Movie? Because it was Rated ARRRRR.

Why was the pirate movie Rated Arr? Because of all of the booty!

Whats a dyslexic pirate say? RRRAAAA

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup--
ARRRRRRR!

 Why are pirates called pirates?
They just aRRRRRRRR

A pirate enters the men's room, steps up to a urinal, opens his fly and out pops a steering wheel. The guys at the other urinals can't help but notice. "Whoa," one says. "You have a steering wheel instead of a penis?!" "Aye," says the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"


I have no life...

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 06 mars 2011 - 10:07 .

[XX-Pyro]

Veracruz wrote...

BeardedNinja wrote...

there is a thing called CASUAL sex...

Dumbed down sex?

I prefer my sex on NIGHTMARE mode.

/nerd

[ALVIG824]

shes cheating on me Alistair and Leliana

[Queen Eliza_]

Kopawapatezi wrote...

My Warden didn't dare touch that. He was dealing with the blight which was about to overwhelm Ferelden, he didn't need a blight in his pants. <:^|

wows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Alanosborn1991]

Not only Isabela but Anders too!

Had to give a lecture about nature of The Architect? Yea right!

[TexasToast712]

The Warden having sexy time with Isabella in DAO = One Night Stand

That is all it was.

[Queen Eliza_]

XX-Pyro wrote...

Veracruz wrote...

BeardedNinja wrote...

there is a thing called CASUAL sex...

Dumbed down sex?

I prefer my sex on NIGHTMARE mode.

/nerd

nightmare sex what the hell is that she turn into demon and goes down on you lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alan Rickman]

XX-Pyro wrote...

Veracruz wrote...

BeardedNinja wrote...

there is a thing called CASUAL sex...

Dumbed down sex?

I prefer my sex on NIGHTMARE mode.

/nerd

Soloing the Broodmother all night long. Awww yeah.

[renzuko]

Queen Eliza wrote...

XX-Pyro wrote...

Veracruz wrote...

BeardedNinja wrote...

there is a thing called CASUAL sex...

Dumbed down sex?

I prefer my sex on NIGHTMARE mode.

/nerd

nightmare sex what the hell is that she turn into demon and goes down on you lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nope, sry, this is nightmare sex

http://images4.wikia.../TheMother6.jpg

[SkyWard20]

Perfecti0nist wrote...

Joshd21 wrote...

Sex with me has to have meaning. How can my PC fall in love with a woman that had her sweaty hands all over the Grey Warden. (I'm being serious) I recall walking into the room, and now I clearly remember who Isabela is. She was that woman dueling those three men at once.

Then she tried to cheat you in a game of cards. Though I think she offered a quickie way too quick. Now I suppose you can make her fall in love with your PC. But given her past history with men, she obviously uses sex appeal to her advantage, would you want to?

Uhh...then don't romance her?

Did you really expect Isabela to save her virginity for Hawke?

Well, he IS the Champion of Kirkwall. 

[Queen Eliza_]

female on female lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a village

[Queen Eliza_]

SkyWard20 wrote...

Perfecti0nist wrote...

Joshd21 wrote...

Sex with me has to have meaning. How can my PC fall in love with a woman that had her sweaty hands all over the Grey Warden. (I'm being serious) I recall walking into the room, and now I clearly remember who Isabela is. She was that woman dueling those three men at once.

Then she tried to cheat you in a game of cards. Though I think she offered a quickie way too quick. Now I suppose you can make her fall in love with your PC. But given her past history with men, she obviously uses sex appeal to her advantage, would you want to?

Uhh...then don't romance her?

Did you really expect Isabela to save her virginity for Hawke?

Well, he IS the Champion of Kirkwall. 

she a female champion too . female champions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Plow]

It was just a bit of fun for My Warden getting his hands on Isabela's...helm
With Leliana helping to steer

Good thing Morrigan didn't find out

[Curlain]

renzuko wrote...

Queen Eliza wrote...

XX-Pyro wrote...

Veracruz wrote...

BeardedNinja wrote...

there is a thing called CASUAL sex...

Dumbed down sex?

I prefer my sex on NIGHTMARE mode.

/nerd

nightmare sex what the hell is that she turn into demon and goes down on you lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nope, sry, this is nightmare sex

http://images4.wikia.../TheMother6.jpg

And this is why Hawke is really known as the Champion 

[sonsonthebia07]

BeardedNinja wrote...

there is a thing called CASUAL sex...

^

It was a one time thing ><, just for fun.  Also, apparently Isabela is capable of getting to gauge one's combat prowess from having sex with them.

[jacobdg]

The Big Nothing wrote...

You probably think strippers like you, too.

I lol'ed SO ****ing hard.

[palecurve]

Shepard Lives wrote...

This thread baffles me completely.

I agree with Deadpool.  Er, Shepard Lives.  I just actually read through this whole thread...my headache came back.  She's a Pirate, she has curved throwing knives and I'm sure in the game she's another duel-wielding rogue who takes too much damage and dies every five seconds, like Leilana until switched to bow. 

Sorry, I understand a PC rogue as you're already controlling him/her and can throw stealth, get in a backstab/flank, but an NPC rogue baffles me completely.  The AI of the first game NEVER worked to where a melee rogue was of any use other than cannon fodder.

...anyway.  DA2's femme fatale.  Whoop-dee-doo.  No one beats Morrigan.

[wulfsturm]

This thread is new and exciting.

[Perfecti0nist]

renzuko wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

Joshd21 wrote...
virginity whinning

Sorry to hear you are so heavily invested in the virginity of a video game character.

That aside, who gives a **** how many men (or women) Isabella has had casual sex with. It does devalue her at all and it doesn't make her any less of a badass romance option. I plan to romance her myself on my second playthrough.

And really what you're saying is you want Isabella to tease you and make you think she's sexual, but if she actually is she's a bad bad dirty lady. Lol. I keep forgetting us ladies aren't supposed to love sex.

yeah its kinda...sad, some japanese otaku's rage actually made a mangaka take down her blog for showing that her main character...HAD A BOYFRIEND BEFORE THE STORY STARTED!!! the slight possibility of the character not being a virgin caused them to rage so much >.>

This weird obsession with virgins that men have just makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

[palecurve]

Please give us an acheivement for Romancing the Mother's corpse. 150 GS or a Gold Trophy.

[Queen Eliza_]

ride isabela **** lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[palecurve]

Perfecti0nist wrote...

renzuko wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

Joshd21 wrote...
virginity whinning

Sorry to hear you are so heavily invested in the virginity of a video game character.

That aside, who gives a **** how many men (or women) Isabella has had casual sex with. It does devalue her at all and it doesn't make her any less of a badass romance option. I plan to romance her myself on my second playthrough.

And really what you're saying is you want Isabella to tease you and make you think she's sexual, but if she actually is she's a bad bad dirty lady. Lol. I keep forgetting us ladies aren't supposed to love sex.

yeah its kinda...sad, some japanese otaku's rage actually made a mangaka take down her blog for showing that her main character...HAD A BOYFRIEND BEFORE THE STORY STARTED!!! the slight possibility of the character not being a virgin caused them to rage so much >.>

This weird obsession with virgins that men have just makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

As a man who wont go into his, uh, history, I don't get it myself.  It's complicated, emotional and...honestly, I can see what the obsession is and what its roots are but it's not proper to bring up here.  If you -really- think about it you can kinda connect the dots.

It just makes the rest of us men who prefer women who know what they WANT instead of don't even know what half of anything IS look like jackholes.

[Queen Eliza_]

****ttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SgtPatches]

Perfecti0nist wrote...

renzuko wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

Joshd21 wrote...
virginity whinning

Sorry to hear you are so heavily invested in the virginity of a video game character.

That aside, who gives a **** how many men (or women) Isabella has had casual sex with. It does devalue her at all and it doesn't make her any less of a badass romance option. I plan to romance her myself on my second playthrough.

And really what you're saying is you want Isabella to tease you and make you think she's sexual, but if she actually is she's a bad bad dirty lady. Lol. I keep forgetting us ladies aren't supposed to love sex.

yeah its kinda...sad, some japanese otaku's rage actually made a mangaka take down her blog for showing that her main character...HAD A BOYFRIEND BEFORE THE STORY STARTED!!! the slight possibility of the character not being a virgin caused them to rage so much >.>

This weird obsession with virgins that men have just makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

I would have to agree unless your a pubescent teen it really shouldn't bother you if your partner isn't a virgin...

[Queen Eliza_]

SgtPatches wrote...

Perfecti0nist wrote...

renzuko wrote...

Soundsystem wrote...

Joshd21 wrote...
virginity whinning

Sorry to hear you are so heavily invested in the virginity of a video game character.

That aside, who gives a **** how many men (or women) Isabella has had casual sex with. It does devalue her at all and it doesn't make her any less of a badass romance option. I plan to romance her myself on my second playthrough.

And really what you're saying is you want Isabella to tease you and make you think she's sexual, but if she actually is she's a bad bad dirty lady. Lol. I keep forgetting us ladies aren't supposed to love sex.

yeah its kinda...sad, some japanese otaku's rage actually made a mangaka take down her blog for showing that her main character...HAD A BOYFRIEND BEFORE THE STORY STARTED!!! the slight possibility of the character not being a virgin caused them to rage so much >.>

This weird obsession with virgins that men have just makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

I would have to agree unless your a pubescent teen it really shouldn't bother you if your partner isn't a virgin...

isabela goes for the village giving rides to everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!