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[Ninche]

My BF doesn't give a **** what I'm into, as long as I let him watch Deathnote or wtf ever on the laptop while I'm doing it.
I could be tying some dude up in the living room and putting cigarettes out on his abs. Seriously.

Boyfriend: OMG HON.
Me: I know what this looks like, and I can explain.
Boyfriend: What? No, I came in here because THE WIFI CONNECTION HAS GONE DOWN TO FOUR BARS! Does this mean my TV show is going to slow down?
Me: Uh...well...
Tortured Guy: HELP ME! HELP ME! UNF!
Boyfriend: Oh hai. 
Me: The TV show should be fine....
Boyfriend: SWEET.
Tortured Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAV E A WIFE AND CHILDREN.
Boyfriend: Really? Poor you. I dislike children. -wanders back into the bedroom-
Me: Now where were we?

:innocent:

Ahahahahahaha you are killing me! I'm over visiting my parents for the holidays and they think I've lost it! 

[Pentan]

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Pentan wrote...
Anyway. REPORT IN, BRIT****S.  <--- whoops! I got censored (BAD PENNY.) 

Anyone here from Brighton UK? I want to go for a beer and discuss how awesome Dragon Age is and how hot Anders is because no one in my house cares. My own boyfriend declared last night that he finds it weird that a 22 year old female is into fantasy and RPG games. WELL. I don't understand SKATING VIDEOS. 

So that's why I lurk here now with all you lovey likeminded people.

*sniff* someone pet me and tell me everything's going to be fine 

*raises hand*
I live in South London/North Surrey. None of my friends understand either, they're all into RPG's, but table top and LARP mainly. I have no-one to talk to about my obsessive love of Anderss! *whinge*
I'm only an hour away, when I have some money we should totally meet up for beer! 

Also, not just petting here on the Anders thread, there needs to be moar kissing! *kisses*

FOR SCIENCE, YAMI!! FOR SCIIIIEEEENNNNCEEEE!!! *Anders' hair goes green in an over-chlorinated pool* WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!?!?!?!

Anyway.....

Yay Aquila! I know that area well, I went to a boarding school nr Caterham (I kid you not. BOARDING SCHOOL... and people wonder why I'm into escapism)

If you're ever trekking it to Brighton, let me know, I'm a welcoming influence and it would be nice to have someone to fangirl with. 

Modifié par Pentan, 15 avril 2011 - 06:20 .

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

Ninche wrote...

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Ooh ooh, is this more fanart of The Box by any chance?  I usually like vanilla stuff, but dear god I love that story so much. F5!

Yeah! Lingering-Song did another one.

Haha as I was saying the other day my new favourite is the Kinky doctor story. I was also checking out all the other stories by the same author and they are increeedibly hot. Surprisingly, the one that I find too freaky to handle was the one involving a pregnant Hawke... yes tranquil sex and necrophillia and bada bada and YES doctor Anders can even use a speculum and still be incredibly attractive. But pregnant Hawke... I don't know it just freaked me out. Oo

The Box is also awesome <3

Ooh, this author has written more? I'm kinda new to the kink meme (as I'm totally not kinky in rl at all, so I avoided. Silly me!) How do you know who has written what if it's all anonymous?
I will read the most out there kink imaginable if this person writes it. She (am assuming) is just a brilliant writer, and I will adore her forever!

Also Lingering-song is amazing too.

[nyxocity]

Pentan wrote...

Pentan wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Pentan wrote...

I have a very important question. I know Varric calls Anders blondy, but I see him as ginger.... strawberry blonde at best.

Is this just me and some sort of colour blindness I've been unaware of?

Or can I just go ahead and say "F--k yeah, redheads."

He looks blonde to me. At most, maybe a strawberry blonde, but he definitely doesn't look like a redhead to me. Honestly, what I find more weird is that Varric and Anders seem to have the same hair color and yet Varric still calls him Blondie.

Perhaps... and this is a long shot.... perhaps... it's just my tv screen. Or it's my love of the auburn tinged locks on men (and what comes with it passion-wise - yowza!) which has screwed with my mind.

Anyway. REPORT IN, BRIT****S.  <--- whoops! I got censored (BAD PENNY.) 

Anyone here from Brighton UK? I want to go for a beer and discuss how awesome Dragon Age is and how hot Anders is because no one in my house cares. My own boyfriend declared last night that he finds it weird that a 22 year old female is into fantasy and RPG games. WELL. I don't understand SKATING VIDEOS. 

So that's why I lurk here now with all you lovey likeminded people.

*sniff* someone pet me and tell me everything's going to be fine 
 

Not in the UK, but if it makes you feel any better I'm 39 and still playing RPG games. I still read comic books. We like what we like, simple as that. It's not limited by age.

Also, none of my friends or husband get it. Although I cut a deal with my husband last night that I'd try snowboarding and kayaking with him if he'd play my game with me. He played for three hours and is enjoying it. Maybe you could entice him to want to play somehow?

Modifié par thenyxie, 15 avril 2011 - 06:25 .

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

Pentan wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Pentan wrote...
Anyway. REPORT IN, BRIT****S.  <--- whoops! I got censored (BAD PENNY.) 

Anyone here from Brighton UK? I want to go for a beer and discuss how awesome Dragon Age is and how hot Anders is because no one in my house cares. My own boyfriend declared last night that he finds it weird that a 22 year old female is into fantasy and RPG games. WELL. I don't understand SKATING VIDEOS. 

So that's why I lurk here now with all you lovey likeminded people.

*sniff* someone pet me and tell me everything's going to be fine 

*raises hand*
I live in South London/North Surrey. None of my friends understand either, they're all into RPG's, but table top and LARP mainly. I have no-one to talk to about my obsessive love of Anderss! *whinge*
I'm only an hour away, when I have some money we should totally meet up for beer! 

Also, not just petting here on the Anders thread, there needs to be moar kissing! *kisses*

FOR SCIENCE, YAMI!! FOR SCIIIIEEEENNNNCEEEE!!! *Anders' hair goes green in an over-chlorinated pool* WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!?!?!?!

Anyway.....

Yay Aquila! I know that area well, I went to a boarding school nr Caterham (I kid you not. BOARDING SCHOOL... and people wonder why I'm into escapism)

If you're ever trekking it to Brighton, let me know, I'm a welcoming influence and it would be nice to have someone to fangirl with. 

Holy carp! I live in Kenley! Did you go to Caterham school (the posh expensive one)? I got stuck with Croham Hurst.
My god it's a small world. Mind = blown!

I now want to see a pouty-face Anders in a swimming pool with green hair. Oh science, not again.

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 15 avril 2011 - 06:25 .

[Jean]

Don't smite me but I have to finally ask

What exactly is a "table top RPG"?

[Purposeof-Flight]

Batteries wrote...

Don't smite me but I have to finally ask

What exactly is a "table top RPG"?

Yeah, wondering this as well.

[Ninche]

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Ninche wrote...

Muzzlepuffs wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Ooh ooh, is this more fanart of The Box by any chance?  I usually like vanilla stuff, but dear god I love that story so much. F5!

Yeah! Lingering-Song did another one.

Haha as I was saying the other day my new favourite is the Kinky doctor story. I was also checking out all the other stories by the same author and they are increeedibly hot. Surprisingly, the one that I find too freaky to handle was the one involving a pregnant Hawke... yes tranquil sex and necrophillia and bada bada and YES doctor Anders can even use a speculum and still be incredibly attractive. But pregnant Hawke... I don't know it just freaked me out. Oo

The Box is also awesome <3

Ooh, this author has written more? I'm kinda new to the kink meme (as I'm totally not kinky in rl at all, so I avoided. Silly me!) How do you know who has written what if it's all anonymous?
I will read the most out there kink imaginable if this person writes it. She (am assuming) is just a brilliant writer, and I will adore her forever!

Also Lingering-song is amazing too.

Here's a short list she gave us, Ive only gone through Anders and Hawke ones and they are all delicious! (Except pregnant Hawke which freaks me out but lots of people love still!) 

Of Peas and Pods (Anders/F!Hawke):
http://dragonage-kin...721469#t5721469

Canticle of Trials (Sebastian/F!Hawke):
http://dragonage-kin...634173#t5634173

The Warden-Commander's Captive (Cullen/F!Amell):
http://dragonage-kin...677437#t5677437

Tranquility (Fenris/F!Hawke):
http://dragonage-kin...984125#t5984125

In All Things, Caution (Orsino/F!Hawke):
http://dragonage-kin...003069#t6003069

Misconception (Anders/F!Hawke with voyeur Sebastian):
http://dragonage-kin...216573#t6216573

Coming of Age (Bethany/Cullen):
http://dragonage-kin...342269#t6342269

And Then There Was Two (Anders/F!Hawke Pregnancy):
http://dragonage-kin...878397#t5878397

Destiny (Morrigan/Alistair's Child / Anders'/Hawke's Child):
http://dragonage-kin...934717#t5934717

Gratitude: A Meditation (Anders/F!Hawke):
http://dragonage-kin...296957#t6296957

[nyxocity]

Batteries wrote...

Don't smite me but I have to finally ask

What exactly is a "table top RPG"?

It's when you play something like Dungeons & Dragons, usually a paper-based RPG where you all sit around a table and roll dice and such for combat.

Modifié par thenyxie, 15 avril 2011 - 06:29 .

[Pentan]

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Pentan wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Pentan wrote...
Anyway. REPORT IN, BRIT****S.  <--- whoops! I got censored (BAD PENNY.) 

Anyone here from Brighton UK? I want to go for a beer and discuss how awesome Dragon Age is and how hot Anders is because no one in my house cares. My own boyfriend declared last night that he finds it weird that a 22 year old female is into fantasy and RPG games. WELL. I don't understand SKATING VIDEOS. 

So that's why I lurk here now with all you lovey likeminded people.

*sniff* someone pet me and tell me everything's going to be fine 

*raises hand*
I live in South London/North Surrey. None of my friends understand either, they're all into RPG's, but table top and LARP mainly. I have no-one to talk to about my obsessive love of Anderss! *whinge*
I'm only an hour away, when I have some money we should totally meet up for beer! 

Also, not just petting here on the Anders thread, there needs to be moar kissing! *kisses*

FOR SCIENCE, YAMI!! FOR SCIIIIEEEENNNNCEEEE!!! *Anders' hair goes green in an over-chlorinated pool* WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!?!?!?!

Anyway.....

Yay Aquila! I know that area well, I went to a boarding school nr Caterham (I kid you not. BOARDING SCHOOL... and people wonder why I'm into escapism)

If you're ever trekking it to Brighton, let me know, I'm a welcoming influence and it would be nice to have someone to fangirl with. 

Holy carp! I live in Kenley! Did you go to Caterham school (the posh expensive one)? I got stuck with Croham Hurst.
My god it's a small world. Mind = blown!

I now want to see a pouty-face Anders in a swimming pool with green hair. Oh science, not again.

Good carping god! My friend used to live in Kenley! (her mum still does) no not Caterham, I used to go to the other posh expensive one, Woldingham. I had a great time don't get me wrong, but I really got into my escapism there!

It is such a small world. Would have been even smaller if you'd said "Yeah I'm in Brighton, let's go" and I was out right now smashing down some ale - Ohgren style  

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

Batteries wrote...

Don't smite me but I have to finally ask

What exactly is a "table top RPG"?

It's the precursor to ALL RPGs you play on the PC. Dungeons and Dragons is the best example. Similar to computer RPGs, you roleplay  a character in a setting, except instead of algorithms and graphics you have dice and a character sheet to determine your character's stats, class and appearance. It's very fun and social.

Here's a link.

Sorry if you knew some of that already. I went into teacher mode!

@Pentan: Have sent you a PM.

So, Anders . . . this post is totally on topic!

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 15 avril 2011 - 06:38 .

[Dasha Dreyson]

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Don't smite me but I have to finally ask

What exactly is a "table top RPG"?

It's the precursor to ALL RPGs you play on the PC. Dungeons and Dragons is the best example. Similar to computer RPGs, you roleplay  a character in a setting, except instead of algorithms and graphics you have dice and a character sheet to determine your character's stats, class and appearance. It's very fun and social.

Here's a link.

Sorry if you knew some of that already. I went into teacher mode!

... and you run away from the plot. A lot.

I recommend The Gamers, or The Gamers: Dorkness Rising as good reference material. Sadly, neither are currently on Netflix instant play (if you have it).

Edit: Don't watch Mazes and Monsters though. It's stupid.

Modifié par Dasha Dreyson, 15 avril 2011 - 06:38 .

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

Oh Geez.

Today, I tried to romance Merril with my male Hawke.
My reasoning: "I tend to favour fem!Hawke with Anders, and I'll be threatening and offensive to put him off."

The result:
Anders: Don't threaten me, boy!
Hawke: ...<3 I love you.
Me: Goddamnit, Anders! You turned my straight man-Hawke, gay!

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 15 avril 2011 - 06:38 .

[LT123]

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Don't smite me but I have to finally ask

What exactly is a "table top RPG"?

It's the precursor to ALL RPGs you play on the PC. Dungeons and Dragons is the best example. Similar to computer RPGs, you roleplay  a character in a setting, except instead of algorithms and graphics you have dice and a character sheet to determine your character's stats, class and appearance. It's very fun and social.

Here's a link.

Sorry if you knew some of that already. I went into teacher mode!

... and you run away from the plot. A lot.

I recommend The Gamers, or The Gamers: Dorkness Rising as good reference material. Sadly, neither are currently on Netflix instant play (if you have it).

Edit: Don't watch Mazes and Monsters though. It's stupid.

They might be on Youtube.

[nyxocity]

I know you guys probably don't care, but I'm really excited about cutting a deal with my husband to play DA2 and want to share with someone! It went like this:

Him: *Carver dies, watches scene* Wow. Huh. This is like a movie. Awesome.
Him: *encounters Flemeth* She's hot. But I don't trust her. *denies Flemeth until she forces the amulet on him.
Him: Oh, she's (Flemeth) going to heal Wesley, isn't she? Wait... she's not going to heal him? Seriously?
Him: *watches Aveline kill Wesley* This is awesome! And sad. But they killed him! That's how I would write it. 
Me: Oh boy, are you gonna love this game!

Him: *meets Meeran and Atheneril* I don't trust them. *denies both*
Me: Well, duh, they're shady, but they're your only way into the city, remember?
Him: Oh, right. Hmm. Okay *picks one*
Him: *meets Varric* I don't trust him. *denies Varric until Varric forces his way into the party*
Me: You're really showing the limitations of the story here. Wow.
We're about to go meet Anders. I can't WAIT to see what he thinks of him 

Modifié par thenyxie, 15 avril 2011 - 06:41 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Oh Geez.

Today, I tried to romance Merril with my male Hawke.
My reasoning: "I tend to favour fem!Hawke with Anders, and I'll be threatening and offensive to put him off."

The result:
Anders: Don't threaten me, boy!
Hawke: ...<3 I love you.
Me: Goddamnit, Anders! You turned my straight man-Hawke, gay!

My exact reaction to that line.

Hawke: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Anders: DON'T THREATEN ME, BOY.
-beings making out-

Bethany: Well. This is awkward.

Awwwyeah XBOX IS WORKING. <3

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 15 avril 2011 - 06:42 .

[Dasha Dreyson]

LT123 wrote...

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Don't smite me but I have to finally ask

What exactly is a "table top RPG"?

It's the precursor to ALL RPGs you play on the PC. Dungeons and Dragons is the best example. Similar to computer RPGs, you roleplay  a character in a setting, except instead of algorithms and graphics you have dice and a character sheet to determine your character's stats, class and appearance. It's very fun and social.

Here's a link.

Sorry if you knew some of that already. I went into teacher mode!

... and you run away from the plot. A lot.

I recommend The Gamers, or The Gamers: Dorkness Rising as good reference material. Sadly, neither are currently on Netflix instant play (if you have it).

Edit: Don't watch Mazes and Monsters though. It's stupid.

They might be on Youtube.

Oh yes, I forgot the first The Gamers is in chunks on YouTube.  Thanks.

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

Don't smite me but I have to finally ask

What exactly is a "table top RPG"?

-snip teacher voice-

... and you run away from the plot. A lot.

I recommend The Gamers, or The Gamers: Dorkness Rising as good reference material. Sadly, neither are currently on Netflix instant play (if you have it).

Edit: Don't watch Mazes and Monsters though. It's stupid.

Oh god yes. My Uni RPG society used to drive DM's mad with that. Either that or we'd get drunk and start making dick jokes. Oh yeah!

I still have not seen The Gamers. I feel my geek education is lacking because of this.

Edit: Am about to get educated! Thanks for the link!

Edit the 2nd: Gah, sorry Ninche, didn't thank you for the awesome linkage!

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 15 avril 2011 - 07:05 .

[mellifera]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Oh Geez.

Today, I tried to romance Merril with my male Hawke.
My reasoning: "I tend to favour fem!Hawke with Anders, and I'll be threatening and offensive to put him off."

The result:
Anders: Don't threaten me, boy!
Hawke: ...<3 I love you.
Me: Goddamnit, Anders! You turned my straight man-Hawke, gay!

No one can resist!

[Purposeof-Flight]

COME ON.
As soon as my XBox begins to work properly the damn left click button on my laptop breaks.
Now it's like...loose and it's like...nearly impossible to click. -sobs-

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Hey errybody, I'm going to finish... What I Started Yesterday.

livestream.com/pseudodo

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Hey errybody, I'm going to finish... What I Started Yesterday.

livestream.com/pseudodo

I could never resist a man in a dress.

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

yukidama wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Oh Geez.

Today, I tried to romance Merril with my male Hawke.
My reasoning: "I tend to favour fem!Hawke with Anders, and I'll be threatening and offensive to put him off."

The result:
Anders: Don't threaten me, boy!
Hawke: ...<3 I love you.
Me: Goddamnit, Anders! You turned my straight man-Hawke, gay!

No one can resist!

...I am suddenly having mental images of Teagan going:
"Nobody can resist him! Noooooobody!" XD

[Dasha Dreyson]

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Oh Geez.

Today, I tried to romance Merril with my male Hawke.
My reasoning: "I tend to favour fem!Hawke with Anders, and I'll be threatening and offensive to put him off."

The result:
Anders: Don't threaten me, boy!
Hawke: ...<3 I love you.
Me: Goddamnit, Anders! You turned my straight man-Hawke, gay!

No one can resist!

...I am suddenly having mental images of Teagan going:
"Nobody can resist him! Noooooobody!" XD

*dies*

[Dreaming-in-Shadow]

I just decided. I am so going to draw the DA2 male cast cross-dressing!

...or couples dressed as each other!
(Izzy in Fenris' clothes, Fenris in Izzy's clothes. Hawke in Anders' clothes, Anders in fem!Hawke's... er... indoor wear... who else?)

Modifié par Dreaming-in-Shadow, 15 avril 2011 - 07:06 .