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#25501
Tasmen

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Like, if you spare him and let him go, and he doesn't lead the revolution, and just hides somewhere pathetically and dies of pneumonia or something. I would lol if it would actually be a more 'spectacular' ending for him to get a knife in the back.


Anders dies of consumption with his little hobo chest scarf bloodied from his many coughs in his hand?

#25502
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

I like to imagine that he dies in an unexpected but comparatively mundane way, instead of in the Deep Roads. Kill dozens in a fiery pink explosion, die in a completely accidental aravel crash. Or something.

Is 'ironic' the right word for that?


Cosmic irony, possibly.

I always have the sad image of my Hawke caring for a not-totally-sane guy and that's... sad.


I have a my-hawke-specific version of his end as well, but I like cosmic irony better overall because it's almost trollworthy.

Like, if you spare him and let him go, and he doesn't lead the revolution, and just hides somewhere pathetically and dies of pneumonia or something. I would lol if it would actually be a more 'spectacular' ending for him to get a knife in the back.


Run over by a cart at the Teventir border would be good.

#25503
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Tasmen wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Like, if you spare him and let him go, and he doesn't lead the revolution, and just hides somewhere pathetically and dies of pneumonia or something. I would lol if it would actually be a more 'spectacular' ending for him to get a knife in the back.


Anders dies of consumption with his little hobo chest scarf bloodied from his many coughs in his hand?


D:

Why are you guys being so sad?!  As if Anders' story isn't tragic enough without ya'll coming up with various ironic ways for him to meet his demise.

EDIT: OMG, what if he died from cat scratch fever?

Modifié par leggywillow, 16 avril 2011 - 05:52 .


#25504
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leggywillow wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

Like, if you spare him and let him go, and he doesn't lead the revolution, and just hides somewhere pathetically and dies of pneumonia or something. I would lol if it would actually be a more 'spectacular' ending for him to get a knife in the back.


Anders dies of consumption with his little hobo chest scarf bloodied from his many coughs in his hand?


D:

Why are you guys being so sad?!  As if Anders' story isn't tragic enough without ya'll coming up with various ironic ways for him to meet his demise.

EDIT: OMG, what if he died from cat scratch fever?


Now I want to see him playing the guitar and acting like Ted Nugent.

#25505
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I've read a couple of fills with both Hawke and Anders pregnant, but none with twins.


There are other mpreg requests that have actually been filled

Yes.

Some of them are actually taken seriously. I have no idea why I read these things

one of these days my train wreck syndrome is going to ruin my life




Anders needs an overdramatic martyr death to be embellished upon when he becomes the next Andraste. It's totes time for Thedas to take up the practice of crucifixion.

#25506
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leggywillow wrote...
EDIT: OMG, what if he died from cat scratch fever?


I WANT THIS.

As for it being sad, he's going to die young/soon anyway. *shrug*

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Can I please have less Christian imagery in my video games, kthnxbai.

Besides, crucifixition is now my go to death for Arcade Gannon. Or Cato-like disembowlings. But mostly the crucifixtion.

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ipgd wrote...



Some of them are actually taken seriously. I have no idea why I read these things

one of these days my train wreck syndrome is going to ruin my life


I think it's about to make my evening a bit more odd.  *opens k!meme*

Anders needs an overdramatic martyr death to be embellished upon when he becomes the next Andraste. It's totes time for Thedas to take up the practice of crucifixion.


Does that mean that Sebastian will have to get a new belt buckle with Anders' face on it?

#25509
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I feel like this is related to Anders.

I'm not sure why.


Lisining to this while trying to read the last couple of pages:lol:

Will never be able to look at my grey cat, named "Cutie", the same again

Edit: Saw This and cried

Edit2:....there is a 14min version:?


Image IPB
Anders Aproves:P

Modifié par Celestria129, 16 avril 2011 - 06:07 .


#25510
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Tasmen wrote...

Anders needs an overdramatic martyr death to be embellished upon when he becomes the next Andraste. It's totes time for Thedas to take up the practice of crucifixion.

Does that mean that Sebastian will have to get a new belt buckle with Anders' face on it?


...oh my god.
THIS MUST BE DRAWN. *puts on to-draw list*

#25511
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Can I please have less Christian imagery in my video games, kthnxbai.

Besides, crucifixition is now my go to death for Arcade Gannon. Or Cato-like disembowlings. But mostly the crucifixtion.

Well gosh, Andraste already claimed being burned at the stake. What other ways do fantasy martyrs get killed?

#25512
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Tasmen wrote...

Anders needs an overdramatic martyr death to be embellished upon when he becomes the next Andraste. It's totes time for Thedas to take up the practice of crucifixion.

Does that mean that Sebastian will have to get a new belt buckle with Anders' face on it?


...oh my god.
THIS MUST BE DRAWN. *puts on to-draw list*


Don't forget little Sebina too. 

#25513
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ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Can I please have less Christian imagery in my video games, kthnxbai.

Besides, crucifixition is now my go to death for Arcade Gannon. Or Cato-like disembowlings. But mostly the crucifixtion.

Well gosh, Andraste already claimed being burned at the stake. What other ways do fantasy martyrs get killed?


They could make up something new. I bet they'd like that.

#25514
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Sebina would convert to Anderstianism to ****** off Mom/Dad. Mom-Dad.

#25515
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Sebina would convert to Anderstianism to ****** off Mom/Dad. Mom-Dad.


TROLOLOLOL!

#25516
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Sebina would convert to Anderstianism to ****** off Mom/Dad. Mom-Dad.


*chortle*

Mom-dad.

#25517
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Better yet, Sebina would swear vows of chastity to the Church of Anderste, effectively ending the Vael line... again. (ignore the fact that Sebina wouldn't carry on the name anyway (right?)) (also they didn't get the memo about their martyr being a bit of a ****)

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 16 avril 2011 - 06:05 .


#25518
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Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Can I please have less Christian imagery in my video games, kthnxbai.

Besides, crucifixition is now my go to death for Arcade Gannon. Or Cato-like disembowlings. But mostly the crucifixtion.

Well gosh, Andraste already claimed being burned at the stake. What other ways do fantasy martyrs get killed?


They could make up something new. I bet they'd like that.

Knowing Bioware, they'd just make Anders Tranquil.

#25519
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ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Can I please have less Christian imagery in my video games, kthnxbai.

Besides, crucifixition is now my go to death for Arcade Gannon. Or Cato-like disembowlings. But mostly the crucifixtion.

Well gosh, Andraste already claimed being burned at the stake. What other ways do fantasy martyrs get killed?


They could make up something new. I bet they'd like that.

Knowing Bioware, they'd just make Anders Tranquil.


NOOOOOOOOO! Don't give them Ideas:o

#25520
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NOOOOOOOOO! Don't give them Ideas:o

I'm honestly really surprised they didn't let you make him Tranquil in the first place, given how obvious it is. Maybe that's how the bugged rival templar ending really goes HO HOHOHO

#25521
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What you are doing there, ipgd. I see it.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 16 avril 2011 - 06:34 .


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Anders as a tranquil slave? (or sex slave to some of my complete monsters?) 

Ooh perfect.

Modifié par Ryzaki, 16 avril 2011 - 06:38 .


#25523
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Pseudocognition wrote...

What you are doing there, ipgd. I see it.

HNNNGGHHH

#25524
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ipgd wrote...

Celestria129 wrote...

NOOOOOOOOO! Don't give them Ideas:o

I'm honestly really surprised they didn't let you make him Tranquil in the first place, given how obvious it is. Maybe that's how the bugged rival templar ending really goes HO HOHOHO


I was shocked that didn't happen, actually.

SUPER EMOTIONAL DUDE, I said to myself in all caps (because I'm apparently copying DEATH), THEY'LL TAKE ALL OF THOSE AWAY, WON'T THEY. OHOHOHOHOH.

And then I went and drank.

#25525
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Anders as a tranquil slave? (or sex slave to some of my complete monsters?) 

Ooh perfect.


Anders, I need a page turned on my book and a loathe paper cuts.