The Anders Thread: Flash Fic Contest! Details on Pg. 2274
#25901
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:21
[quote]ipgd wrote...
[quote]Pseudocognition wrote...
[quote]ipgd wrote...
Flemeth totally owns old Ocelot, though. You know when the DA series ends the answer to everything will be Flemeth.
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In that case I'll be expecting a little bit of this when that day comes.
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What is THIS?
#25902
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:24
#25903
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:25
TripLight wrote...
sdhjsdghjkgadjk
Anders, why you gotta have the best face ever?
Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 17 avril 2011 - 12:25 .
#25904
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:26
Pseudocognition wrote...
ipgd wrote...
Flemeth totally owns old Ocelot, though. You know when the DA series ends the answer to everything will be Flemeth.
In that case I'll be expecting a little bit of this when that day comes.
Ah, that old chestnut. /Varric
I remember back when Metal Gear was pretty much the only place you could go for
#25905
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:27
#25907
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:28
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
So.
I'm in a baking mood. And I've decided to bake a rainbow cake. It's in the oven right now.
I'll think of you all while my boyfriend and I eat it.
YES.
#25908
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:28
Dave of Canada wrote...
Did they fix the Anders rivalry bug where he stays with you when siding with the Templar? I want to make him miserable and hate himself.
Like he doesn't already, at that point?
#25909
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:29
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
ipgd wrote...
Flemeth totally owns old Ocelot, though. You know when the DA series ends the answer to everything will be Flemeth.
In that case I'll be expecting a little bit of this when that day comes.
What is THIS?
I don't think I can explain MGS. Best I can do is point you to this: http://gamingbolt.co...2010/10/RPG.jpg
Modifié par shiba5, 17 avril 2011 - 12:33 .
#25910
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:30
TripLight wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Did they fix the Anders rivalry bug where he stays with you when siding with the Templar? I want to make him miserable and hate himself.
Like he doesn't already, at that point?
Yeah, he hates himself. Though if I spare him and side with the mages, he's all happy and sunshine. I don't want him to be a hero to the mages, I want him to be Drunkenstair 2.0.
Anders: Stupid Hawke, siding with the bloody templar!
Anders: More alcohol, please!
Serving girl: Wait your turn.
Justice: THIS IS AN INJUSTICE, WE REQUIRE MORE LIQUOR.
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 17 avril 2011 - 12:33 .
#25911
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:33
Dave of Canada wrote...
TripLight wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Did they fix the Anders rivalry bug where he stays with you when siding with the Templar? I want to make him miserable and hate himself.
Like he doesn't already, at that point?
Yeah, he hates himself. Though if I spare him and side with the mages, he's all happy and sunshine. I don't want him to be a hero to the mages, I want him to be Drunkenstair 2.0.
Anders: Stupid Hawke, siding with the bloody templar!
Anders: More alcohol, please!
Serving girl: Wait your turn.
Justice: THIS IS AN INJUSTICE, W REQUIRE MORE LIQUOR.
Ok, I'd pay to see that:lol:
#25912
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:34
Dave of Canada wrote...
TripLight wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Did they fix the Anders rivalry bug where he stays with you when siding with the Templar? I want to make him miserable and hate himself.
Like he doesn't already, at that point?
Yeah, he hates himself. Though if I spare him and side with the mages, he's all happy and sunshine. I don't want him to be a hero to the mages, I want him to be Drunkenstair 2.0.
Anders: Stupid Hawke, siding with the bloody templar!
Anders: More alcohol, please!
Serving girl: Wait your turn.
Justice: THIS IS AN INJUSTICE, WE REQUIRE MORE LIQUOR.
The bug's not fixed yet. Supposedly it'll be included in 1.03. And I think I want to see drunk!Justice more than drunk!Anders.
#25913
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:36
highcastle wrote...
The bug's not fixed yet. Supposedly it'll be included in 1.03.
Alright, thanks.
#25914
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:42
My rainbow cake was a fail. -cries-
I've never failed in baking, but it was a total fail. And I even frosted an Anders face on it for you (it looked more like an octopus with hair but oh well).
And I cut into it and it was GREEN. Like...baby poo green.
Tasted like...eggs. :"(
I failed. -hangs head in shame-
I'll have to try the recipe another time, when I'm not distracted by DA2.
#25915
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:43
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You guys.
My rainbow cake was a fail. -cries-
I've never failed in baking, but it was a total fail. And I even frosted an Anders face on it for you (it looked more like an octopus with hair but oh well).
And I cut into it and it was GREEN. Like...baby poo green.
Tasted like...eggs. :"(
I failed. -hangs head in shame-
I'll have to try the recipe another time, when I'm not distracted by DA2.
I am sending you to the shame corner with Sebastian.
#25916
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:44
yukidama wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You guys.
My rainbow cake was a fail. -cries-
I've never failed in baking, but it was a total fail. And I even frosted an Anders face on it for you (it looked more like an octopus with hair but oh well).
And I cut into it and it was GREEN. Like...baby poo green.
Tasted like...eggs. :"(
I failed. -hangs head in shame-
I'll have to try the recipe another time, when I'm not distracted by DA2.
I am sending you to the shame corner with Sebastian.
NOOOOO.
#25917
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:44
I thought they pooped that disgusting yellow I often like to call "baby **** yellow" that looks a lot like really, really bad Indian food.
#25918
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:44
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You guys.
My rainbow cake was a fail. -cries-
I've never failed in baking, but it was a total fail. And I even frosted an Anders face on it for you (it looked more like an octopus with hair but oh well).
And I cut into it and it was GREEN. Like...baby poo green.
Tasted like...eggs. :"(
I failed. -hangs head in shame-
I'll have to try the recipe another time, when I'm not distracted by DA2.
Aw, I'm sorry. It probably still tastes good. What does Anders taste like anyway?
Oh, and I'm watching The Hangover right now and the chicken just made an appearance. I don't why, but it made me laugh.
#25919
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:47
Kawamura wrote...
Babies poop green?
I thought they pooped that disgusting yellow I often like to call "baby **** yellow" that looks a lot like really, really bad Indian food.
Trust me. They poop green.
I have a baby brother, that was a ****ing poop machine. He started on green beans and bananas, and his **** looked like the Rainforest. Seriously.
#25920
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:47
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You guys.
My rainbow cake was a fail. -cries-
I've never failed in baking, but it was a total fail. And I even frosted an Anders face on it for you (it looked more like an octopus with hair but oh well).
And I cut into it and it was GREEN. Like...baby poo green.
Tasted like...eggs. :"(
I failed. -hangs head in shame-
I'll have to try the recipe another time, when I'm not distracted by DA2.
Aww, that's so sad. If I still had rainbow cupcakes, I would smoosh them through the internet for you.
#25921
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:48
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
Babies poop green?
I thought they pooped that disgusting yellow I often like to call "baby **** yellow" that looks a lot like really, really bad Indian food.
Trust me. They poop green.
I have a baby brother, that was a ****ing poop machine. He started on green beans and bananas, and his **** looked like the Rainforest. Seriously.
Well, there's another reason for me not to have kids.
Kinda breaks my heart, it does, to think that millions and millions of years of ancestors and I'll be the one to stop the line. Oh, well.
#25922
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:48
shiba5 wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
You guys.
My rainbow cake was a fail. -cries-
I've never failed in baking, but it was a total fail. And I even frosted an Anders face on it for you (it looked more like an octopus with hair but oh well).
And I cut into it and it was GREEN. Like...baby poo green.
Tasted like...eggs. :"(
I failed. -hangs head in shame-
I'll have to try the recipe another time, when I'm not distracted by DA2.
Aw, I'm sorry. It probably still tastes good. What does Anders taste like anyway?
Oh, and I'm watching The Hangover right now and the chicken just made an appearance. I don't why, but it made me laugh.
I make all other chickens look bad. I am the original Feathered Bosom.
Nahh it doesn't. It really doesn't.
I think I may have miscalculated something in the ingredients. The flour maybe?
It's pretty much tasteless.
This is the one thing I leave on the counter comfortably. Who gives a damn if Anders the Kitten eats it.
#25923
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:50
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
Babies poop green?
I thought they pooped that disgusting yellow I often like to call "baby **** yellow" that looks a lot like really, really bad Indian food.
Trust me. They poop green.
I have a baby brother, that was a ****ing poop machine. He started on green beans and bananas, and his **** looked like the Rainforest. Seriously.
Well, there's another reason for me not to have kids.
Kinda breaks my heart, it does, to think that millions and millions of years of ancestors and I'll be the one to stop the line. Oh, well.
You can adopt a 5 year old African child and give him your last name.
Problem solved.
#25924
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:50
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
Babies poop green?
I thought they pooped that disgusting yellow I often like to call "baby **** yellow" that looks a lot like really, really bad Indian food.
Trust me. They poop green.
I have a baby brother, that was a ****ing poop machine. He started on green beans and bananas, and his **** looked like the Rainforest. Seriously.
Well, there's another reason for me not to have kids.
Kinda breaks my heart, it does, to think that millions and millions of years of ancestors and I'll be the one to stop the line. Oh, well.
Diaper changes are what significant others and nannies/babysitters/relatives are for.
Modifié par TripLight, 17 avril 2011 - 12:50 .
#25925
Posté 17 avril 2011 - 12:51
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
Babies poop green?
I thought they pooped that disgusting yellow I often like to call "baby **** yellow" that looks a lot like really, really bad Indian food.
Trust me. They poop green.
I have a baby brother, that was a ****ing poop machine. He started on green beans and bananas, and his **** looked like the Rainforest. Seriously.
Well, there's another reason for me not to have kids.
Kinda breaks my heart, it does, to think that millions and millions of years of ancestors and I'll be the one to stop the line. Oh, well.
You can adopt a 5 year old African child and give him your last name.
Problem solved.
Well, that doesn't really let my genes go on.
Plus, I'd be supporting some evil child selling agency, knowing my luck.
Modifié par Kawamura, 17 avril 2011 - 12:51 .





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