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[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Nahh it doesn't. It really doesn't.
I think I may have miscalculated something in the ingredients. The flour maybe?
It's pretty much tasteless.

This is the one thing I leave on the counter comfortably. Who gives a damn if Anders the Kitten eats it.

Anders is tasteless? I figured he'd at least taste a bit sweaty. nom nom nom

Modifié par shiba5, 17 avril 2011 - 12:54 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

TripLight wrote...
Diaper changes are what significant others and nannies/babysitters/relatives are for.

Good luck with that.
Couldn't pay my stepdad a million dollars to change a diaper, after one nasty incident while my mom was at work.
Josh pooped ALL UP HIS BACK. It was utterly disgusting. He actually sent me a picture, with test begging me to drive over and change it.
I was like, "TROLOLOL NOOOO are you kidding me??"

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Nahh it doesn't. It really doesn't.
I think I may have miscalculated something in the ingredients. The flour maybe?
It's pretty much tasteless.

This is the one thing I leave on the counter comfortably. Who gives a damn if Anders the Kitten eats it.

Anders is tasteless? I figured he'd at least taste a bit sweaty. nom nom nom

Hahah ewwwwww.
If it counts, I used Cream Cheese frosting.
So I guess he tastes like cream cheese frosting?

[TripLight]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

TripLight wrote...
Diaper changes are what significant others and nannies/babysitters/relatives are for.

Good luck with that.
Couldn't pay my stepdad a million dollars to change a diaper, after one nasty incident while my mom was at work.
Josh pooped ALL UP HIS BACK. It was utterly disgusting. He actually sent me a picture, with test begging me to drive over and change it.
I was like, "TROLOLOL NOOOO are you kidding me??"

LOL, I have no problems changing diapers. I made a deal with my nephew when he was born, "Don't Pee on me, and I gotcha", he has peed on everyone else except me (barring a few occasions he didn't have enought force behind the flow), though most of the time I pawned the crappy diapers on my sister or my father, lol.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kawamura wrote...
Well, that doesn't really let my genes go on.

Plus, I'd be supporting some evil child selling agency, knowing my luck.

Then....um.....
Reproduce with a prostitute?
She'll never know who the father is and you can just steal the child when it gets older.

Awwwyeah. Chicken's a genius.

[Purposeof-Flight]

TripLight wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

TripLight wrote...
Diaper changes are what significant others and nannies/babysitters/relatives are for.

Good luck with that.
Couldn't pay my stepdad a million dollars to change a diaper, after one nasty incident while my mom was at work.
Josh pooped ALL UP HIS BACK. It was utterly disgusting. He actually sent me a picture, with test begging me to drive over and change it.
I was like, "TROLOLOL NOOOO are you kidding me??"

LOL, I have no problems changing diapers. I made a deal with my nephew when he was born, "Don't Pee on me, and I gotcha", he has peed on everyone else except me (barring a few occasions he didn't have enought force behind the flow), though most of the time I pawned the crappy diapers on my sister or my father, lol.

Ahahaha same with my brother.
Peed on everyone but me.
He peed on the doctor. He's peed on my mom. He's even peed on my cat, but he hasn't gotten me.

[shiba5]

I'm glad I never had babbies.

[Purposeof-Flight]

I'll adopt.
A son, to ensure I won't have to raise a daughter.
But knowing my luck, I'll probably adopt the serial killer child that stalks around killing the neighborhood cats.
Turns into the Michigan Slasher or wtf ever.
-sigh-

[TripLight]

This is what I find what I type in "baby anders" in google

[phantomdragoness]

Guys, guys!

I had the most epic dream last night. DA2 was set in modern times, right? All the companions had a Facebook! IT. WAS. AMAZING. Anders and I messaged each other every few minutes saying: "I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!" I remember switching my relationship status to "in a relationship", and the wall posts after it.

Hawke: *changes Facebook status to: in relationship*
Fenris: <_<
Isabela: So...does Justice get in on the action?
Hawke: ISABELA!!
Anders: ...
Hawke: ...Anders?!
Varric: lol I'm putting that in the book.
Anders: NO!
Hawke: VARRIC NO!
Isabela: I'm illustrating!!!

[Purposeof-Flight]

TripLight wrote...

This is what I find what I type in "baby anders" in google

I may have a kid just so I can buy him that.

I have a t-shirt with that design.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I'll adopt.
A son, to ensure I won't have to raise a daughter.
But knowing my luck, I'll probably adopt the serial killer child that stalks around killing the neighborhood cats.
Turns into the Michigan Slasher or wtf ever.
-sigh-

The chicken is on the piano being sung to.

"If he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakersssssssss....  well then we're **** out of luck."

I want that chicken.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Well here I am.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Well here I am.

My homeowners association says I can't keep you.

[YamiSnuffles]

Speaking of dreams, I had a dream I was reading this thread. No lie. Seriously, though, it made me think I need more of a life if even my unconscious hours are spent here.

[Kawamura]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
Well, that doesn't really let my genes go on.

Plus, I'd be supporting some evil child selling agency, knowing my luck.

Then....um.....
Reproduce with a prostitute?
She'll never know who the father is and you can just steal the child when it gets older.

Awwwyeah. Chicken's a genius.

D:

It's comments like these that make your cupcakes fail. JUSTICE IS NOT KIND.

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Well here I am.

My homeowners association says I can't keep you.

Screw homeowner's association.
I'm a rebel.

[shiba5]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Speaking of dreams, I had a dream I was reading this thread. No lie. Seriously, though, it made me think I need more of a life if even my unconscious hours are spent here.

I had a dream where my post was the last post. I killed the thread. I woke up in a panic.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
Well, that doesn't really let my genes go on.

Plus, I'd be supporting some evil child selling agency, knowing my luck.

Then....um.....
Reproduce with a prostitute?
She'll never know who the father is and you can just steal the child when it gets older.

Awwwyeah. Chicken's a genius.

D:

It's comments like these that make your cupcakes fail. JUSTICE IS NOT KIND.

Oh yeah? 
How does it feel to be the destructOR of an entire rich heritage.

And my cupcakes did not fail. They....miscarried.
Hmph.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Well here I am.

My homeowners association says I can't keep you.

Screw homeowner's association.
I'm a rebel.

I really want to bring my horse home and stick her in the back yard to see how long it takes for the HOA to go all apoplectic on me. I just want to go green and mow the lawn,but they are all uptight.

My HOA:

Modifié par shiba5, 17 avril 2011 - 01:15 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

Well MY landlords said I couldn't have a dog.
I promptly brought home a Great Dane puppy that is now 150 pounds.
They were like, "HEY WE SAID NO DOGS."
I was like, "LMFAO this isn't a dog. Tis a pony."
They didn't get truly angry, though. Just charged me 75 more a month.

But now I live in a dog-friendly house. No more 75 a month for me.

[Kawamura]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...
Well, that doesn't really let my genes go on.

Plus, I'd be supporting some evil child selling agency, knowing my luck.

Then....um.....
Reproduce with a prostitute?
She'll never know who the father is and you can just steal the child when it gets older.

Awwwyeah. Chicken's a genius.

D:

It's comments like these that make your cupcakes fail. JUSTICE IS NOT KIND.

Oh yeah? 
How does it feel to be the destructOR of an entire rich heritage.

And my cupcakes did not fail. They....miscarried.
Hmph.

Good. I never liked you any way, ancestors! Screw you and your fight to live and reproduce.

You're on a baby trip today. Weird.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kawamura wrote...

Good. I never liked you any way, ancestors! Screw you and your fight to live and reproduce.

You're on a baby trip today. Weird.

Why do you say-
OHHH miscarried.
I guess I have babies on the brain. I've been around them all day so it would be reasonable.

Not everyone runs away from babies screaming like you. I went there. Again. Hahaha

Oh god. I need to do my homework. HEY you said you were a science guy at some point in this thread, right? And you seem relatively intelligent. WTF is a sartorius?

[Kawamura]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Good. I never liked you any way, ancestors! Screw you and your fight to live and reproduce.

You're on a baby trip today. Weird.

Why do you say-
OHHH miscarried.
I guess I have babies on the brain. I've been around them all day so it would be reasonable.

Not everyone runs away from babies screaming like you. I went there. Again. Hahaha

Oh god. I need to do my homework. HEY you said you were a science guy at some point in this thread, right? And you seem relatively intelligent. WTF is a sartorius?

I'm supposed to run away from babies. i'm an over grown manchild myself. Just the other day, I played hide and seek in Linens and Things with my (also manchild) brother.

And, like, the muscle?

[Purposeof-Flight]

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Good. I never liked you any way, ancestors! Screw you and your fight to live and reproduce.

You're on a baby trip today. Weird.

Why do you say-
OHHH miscarried.
I guess I have babies on the brain. I've been around them all day so it would be reasonable.

Not everyone runs away from babies screaming like you. I went there. Again. Hahaha

Oh god. I need to do my homework. HEY you said you were a science guy at some point in this thread, right? And you seem relatively intelligent. WTF is a sartorius?

I'm supposed to run away from babies. i'm an over grown manchild myself. Just the other day, I played hide and seek in Linens and Things with my (also manchild) brother.

And, like, the muscle?

Hahaha you're going to be the type that babies sneak up on.
You'll find one on your doorstep or something.

Musclewha?
Does that also apply to animals?
Because I've been staring at this diagram of a cat's skeletal and muscle structure for about 45 minutes now, and still can't figure anything out. Technically, I'm not allowed to google the answer.
And everytime I cheat, I must have it written on my forehead, because my professor needles me until I confess.