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[Purposeof-Flight]

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Hahahahahaa.
I was talking height-wise butttt we can go there if you wish.

Let's be honest though: Varric is hung like a god.

You can tell in some of the scenes when Cassandra is interviewing him.
:innocent:

Bahahahaha I never paid attention.
And now my eyes are going to laserbeam right at his crotch in every interview scene.
Thanks. Thanks for that.


Edit: Oh well, this is a nice post to be on the top of the page.

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 18 avril 2011 - 12:34 .

[Kawamura]

ipgd wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Hahahahahaa.
I was talking height-wise butttt we can go there if you wish.

Let's be honest though: Varric is hung like a god.

Weren't gods often depicted with small genitals?

It's very cold on Mt. Olympus. And ... Athena is kinda scary.

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Size doesn't matter.
Varric is a very good example of that.

but he has big feet!

*runs and hides*

Hahahahahaa.
I was talking height-wise butttt we can go there if you wish.

I would like to direct you to the top right of this page.



Relevant post is relevant. Anders is in it a little bit!

[Purposeof-Flight]

mandamcmoo wrote...

Nope. That was just an aesthetic matter - specifically among the artists of the Renaissance and Neoclassicism.

Holy mother of lord what is that thing?
Looks like a....Super Soaker.

[andrastepreserveme]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Nope. That was just an aesthetic matter - specifically among the artists of the Renaissance and Neoclassicism.

Holy mother of lord what is that thing?
Looks like a....Super Soaker.

I've always wanted to use the adjective 'priapic' in a fanfiction, but it would probably be the scariest sex scene ever written.

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

Kawamura wrote...

ipgd wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Hahahahahaa.
I was talking height-wise butttt we can go there if you wish.

Let's be honest though: Varric is hung like a god.

Weren't gods often depicted with small genitals?

It's very cold on Mt. Olympus. And ... Athena is kinda scary.

Anyone born via an axe to the head would be I imagine.

I hope I'm remembering that right.

[Purposeof-Flight]

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Nope. That was just an aesthetic matter - specifically among the artists of the Renaissance and Neoclassicism.

Holy mother of lord what is that thing?
Looks like a....Super Soaker.

I've always wanted to use the adjective 'priapic' in a fanfiction, but it would probably be the scariest sex scene ever written.

Oh gawd I can see why.
I cannot unsee that. That is like a foot of FURY.

[Dasha Dreyson]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Hahahahahaa.
I was talking height-wise butttt we can go there if you wish.

Let's be honest though: Varric is hung like a god.

You can tell in some of the scenes when Cassandra is interviewing him.
:innocent:

Bahahahaha I never paid attention.
And now my eyes are going to laserbeam right at his crotch in every interview scene.
Thanks. Thanks for that.


Edit: Oh well, this is a nice post to be on the top of the page.

Since we're burning your eyes....

There is a scene that starts with Norah leaving and giving Hawke a funny look on the way out. I think it's the scene where Varric first mentions Anders, but I'm not sure. Look at his wrists. It looks like they are tied with a rope (until he stands up at the end of the scene). Just saying.

[Isaantia]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Nope. That was just an aesthetic matter - specifically among the artists of the Renaissance and Neoclassicism.

Holy mother of lord what is that thing?
Looks like a....Super Soaker.

Well I just learned something. Thanks internets.

[andrastepreserveme]

Isaantia wrote...

Well I just learned something. Thanks internets.

Ah the benefits of a classical education...

[Kawamura]

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

Anyone born via an axe to the head would be I imagine.

I hope I'm remembering that right.

Being born to an axe wound? How mortal.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Dasha Dreyson wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Bahahahaha I never paid attention.
And now my eyes are going to laserbeam right at his crotch in every interview scene.
Thanks. Thanks for that.


Edit: Oh well, this is a nice post to be on the top of the page.

Since we're burning your eyes....

There is a scene that starts with Norah leaving and giving Hawke a funny look on the way out. I think it's the scene where Varric first mentions Anders, but I'm not sure. Look at his wrists. It looks like they are tied with a rope (until he stands up at the end of the scene). Just saying.

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

mandamcmoo wrote...

Isaantia wrote...

Well I just learned something. Thanks internets.

Ah the benefits of a classical education...

I had a classical education and we never covered that! Although we did talk about lesbos more than was probably healthy in an all girls school . . .

@Kawamura: *whoosh* I believe that has just gone straight over my head. Sorry!

Modifié par AquilaChrysaetos86, 18 avril 2011 - 12:47 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

Dude, seriously.
There was all kinds of foreskin in that picture. Was not prepared.
Thanks, Manda. You have just scarred me for life.
MY BODY WASN'T READY! D:<

[TripLight]

Ill just leave this here

[andrastepreserveme]

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

I had a classical education and we never covered that! Although we did talk about lesbos more than was healthy in an all girls school . . .

Now now, there can never be too much Sappho.

(Actually there totally can. I find her pretty annoying.)

[andrastepreserveme]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Dude, seriously.
There was all kinds of foreskin in that picture. Was not prepared.
Thanks, Manda. You have just scarred me for life.
MY BODY WASN'T READY! D:<

Sorry Chicken!

Have a present!



TBH I totally just linked to the article without looking at what picture they used...

Modifié par mandamcmoo, 18 avril 2011 - 12:48 .

[Dasha Dreyson]

Okay, not when he first mentions Anders, still looking on YouTube.

[TripLight]

Wait...I read foreskin...what penial conversation am I missing?

[Purposeof-Flight]

TripLight wrote...

Wait...I read foreskin...what penial conversation am I missing?

Manda posted a link to a Wikipedia page.
Of a god.
With a raging prideboner.

[andrastepreserveme]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Wait...I read foreskin...what penial conversation am I missing?

Manda posted a link to a Wikipedia page.
Of a god.
With a raging prideboner.

I think that was actually meant to be flaccid. Either that or it was just that heavy.

Either thought is disturbing.

[Purposeof-Flight]

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Dude, seriously.
There was all kinds of foreskin in that picture. Was not prepared.
Thanks, Manda. You have just scarred me for life.
MY BODY WASN'T READY! D:<

Sorry Chicken!

Have a present!

-snip of ultimate cuteness-

TBH I totally just linked to the article without looking at what picture they used...

That soothed my burning corneas.
Thank you.

[Purposeof-Flight]

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

TripLight wrote...

Wait...I read foreskin...what penial conversation am I missing?

Manda posted a link to a Wikipedia page.
Of a god.
With a raging prideboner.

I think that was actually meant to be flaccid. Either that or it was just that heavy.

Either thought is disturbing.

What I want to know,
is what the **** is this?

[andrastepreserveme]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

That soothed my burning corneas.
Thank you.

S'ok dear! Sorry if I upsetted you.<3

[AquilaChrysaetos86]

mandamcmoo wrote...

AquilaChrysaetos86 wrote...

I had a classical education and we never covered that! Although we did talk about lesbos more than was healthy in an all girls school . . .

Now now, there can never be too much Sappho.

(Actually there totally can. I find her pretty annoying.)

Ah, never did her either. We got stuck with whiny Catullus a lot, and the Pyrrah poem. Ah the days of pervy Latin teachers.

Totally unrelated, but are you still looking for a beta Manda? I've never beta'd before, but I'm starting up as a freelance proofreader, so I should be reasonable at spotting mistakes.