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[kit___mythie]

Valentia X wrote...

@Sarah


Dear Anders,


I am writing to you to apologise about the incident with the Templar. That was very out of line, even though you and Justice were getting too close-

(the rest of the letter is smudged beyond recognition, but you think you see the ink-stained silhouette of the new Warden Commander's face where Amell may have slammed his head on it for being a ******.)

Regretfully,
Warden-Commander Fallguy

This ---^

Of course, it should be wrapped and tucked into a delivery device...on Ser Pouncing-the-Maker's-Breath-Out-of-Kirkwall, Esq.

[tallon1982]

lol the letter is funny I think even my noble warden would have kicked some ass to get results in regards to Ser Pounce a Lot. She'd probably deliver the cat herself with the new WC to make him recite the apology.

[Raiil]

Meanwhile, Ser Pounce a Lot is licking his paws in glee at the fuss he's created. He's a cat- mission accomplished. Now all he has to do is trip Warden Commander Fallguy in public or something.

[Raiil]

tallon1982 wrote...

lol the letter is funny I think even my noble warden would have kicked some ass to get results in regards to Ser Pounce a Lot. She'd probably deliver the cat herself with the new WC to make him recite the apology.

And on the trip over, Ser Pounce a Lot goes first class while the WC is confined to below deck.

[Eydris Ivo]

*Surana writes a detailed letter to Shepard*

Shepard. We have an issue here...

*imagines Warden, Hawke and Shepard team*

*explosions ensue*

[GailRana]

tallon1982 wrote...

lol the letter is funny I think even my noble warden would have kicked some ass to get results in regards to Ser Pounce a Lot. She'd probably deliver the cat herself with the new WC to make him recite the apology.

I love the idea of my little elf being all intimidating to the new WC 

[kit___mythie]

Valentia X wrote...

Meanwhile, Ser Pounce a Lot is licking his paws in glee at the fuss he's created. He's a cat- mission accomplished. Now all he has to do is trip Warden Commander Fallguy in public or something.

Of course, if the exchange takes place at the Hawke Estate, there's stairs.  Cats love stairs....and what happens when they play, "Oh look, I'm on ur stairs trippin' ur wardens" or "OMG I HAVE TO RUN UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT NAO"

Just sayin'. 

[TripLight]

Rheia1234 wrote...

*Surana writes a detailed letter to Shepard*

Shepard. We have an issue here...

*imagines Warden, Hawke and Shepard team*

*explosions ensue*

Dividing by zero is never a good thing.

[snarkycleric]

Valentia X wrote...

Meanwhile, Ser Pounce a Lot is licking his paws in glee at the fuss he's created. He's a cat- mission accomplished. Now all he has to do is trip Warden Commander Fallguy in public or something.

Preferably while the Warden is nearby.

SER POUNCE-A-LOT: [adroitly trips FALLGUY]
FALLGUY: [crashes onto floor facefirst, starts to pick himself up, muttering] Damned cat -
WARDEN: [offers him a lightning-laced hand up] You said something about the cat?
FALLGUY: [Maker, save me. Please. I beg of you. I will donate to charity for years to come if you do. I will pay my tithes on time. Please.] ...no. Nothing.
WARDEN: Excellent. [lightning dissipates]

[Eydris Ivo]

kit___mythie wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

Meanwhile, Ser Pounce a Lot is licking his paws in glee at the fuss he's created. He's a cat- mission accomplished. Now all he has to do is trip Warden Commander Fallguy in public or something.

Of course, if the exchange takes place at the Hawke Estate, there's stairs.  Cats love stairs....and what happens when they play, "Oh look, I'm on ur stairs trippin' ur wardens" or "OMG I HAVE TO RUN UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT NAO"

Just sayin'. 

I just got a flashback from King's Quest 3 and the sorcerers evil black cat who would try to kill you.

[Raiil]

kit___mythie wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

Meanwhile, Ser Pounce a Lot is licking his paws in glee at the fuss he's created. He's a cat- mission accomplished. Now all he has to do is trip Warden Commander Fallguy in public or something.

Of course, if the exchange takes place at the Hawke Estate, there's stairs.  Cats love stairs....and what happens when they play, "Oh look, I'm on ur stairs trippin' ur wardens" or "OMG I HAVE TO RUN UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT NAO"

Just sayin'. 

Fallguy: Again, I would like to apologAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hawke: Oh, sorry about that.
Warden: Yes, stairs are tricky things, aren't they? Oh look, here's the viscount to meet you. And half of the nobles of Kirkwall.
Ser Pounce a Lot: * preens evilly in Anders's arms *

[Eydris Ivo]

When you guys say Fallguy, I keep seeing Failguy, which works as well, mind you.

[GailRana]

Rheia1234 wrote...

When you guys say Fallguy, I keep seeing Failguy, which works as well, mind you.

lol, me too. I think both work quite well.

[Raiil]

Rheia1234 wrote...

When you guys say Fallguy, I keep seeing Failguy, which works as well, mind you.

Someone needs to draw Warden Commander Fail Fallguy now. >

[mellifera]

DeaHamlet wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

I think he says something like "I never thought of myself as a damsel in distress".  There's a video of it somewhere; I don't think I'll ever be able to let the sibling die just to see it.  XD

Hahaha, that is an awesome line.  I must get the brother killed.  Must!

Oh, I dunno. I preferred taking Carver into the Deep Roads and having Anders help save him by finding the Wardens. It was a nice... uh, relationship building moment, I guess? My guy, at least, went a bit googly eyed when Anders pleaded with Stroud to take Carver and take him into the Wardens because Carver was a good warrior and it was his only chance to live. My Hawke is overly protective of his little brother (even though he knew Carver was perfectly capable of caring for himself), so when Anders volunteered to find the Wardens even after his whole ordeal with them and how he reacts to the very thought of the Wardens sending someone to take him back, my Hawke... he was pretty much done xD

[snarkycleric]

kit__mythie wrote...


Of course, if the exchange takes place at the Hawke Estate, there's stairs. Cats love stairs....and what happens when they play, "Oh look, I'm on ur stairs trippin' ur wardens" or "OMG I HAVE TO RUN UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT NAO"

"I'M ON UR STAIRZ TRIPPIN UR WARDENZ" needs to be made into a macro.

[mellifera]

Valentia X wrote...

Rheia1234 wrote...

When you guys say Fallguy, I keep seeing Failguy, which works as well, mind you.

Someone needs to draw Warden Commander Fail Fallguy now. >

He's probably Jowan's twin brother or something >:| It's the only way I can fathom someone being so incredibly lame.

Modifié par yukidama, 19 mars 2011 - 07:23 .

[Eydris Ivo]

Valentia X wrote...

Rheia1234 wrote...

When you guys say Fallguy, I keep seeing Failguy, which works as well, mind you.

Someone needs to draw Warden Commander Fail Fallguy now. >

Warden Commander Fail Fallguy being tripped by Ser Pounce and followed by our former WC.

[Nivilant]

I love how protective of Anders and Pounce we all seem to be. But I mean seriously, the guy has enought o deal with without people confiscating his pets and zombie-fying his boyfriends.

Modifié par Nivilant, 19 mars 2011 - 07:23 .

[LoneWolf4191]

panamakira wrote...

I'd have to disagree with Justice and Anders benefiting from this "union". Justice stopped being objective and Anders lost a bit of himself in the process. They're filled with vengeance. When was vengeance a good thing? That doesn't sit well with me. They were better off separate. I'm just playing right now and I'm on the friendly path with Anders. He just told me "I hope you won't let me loose myself to Justice.."

Yeah I don't think Anders wanted to disappear within Justice or loose himself. Which is something that happens at the end. He regrets letting Justice in because they both stopped becoming themselves. Watching him suffer with that inner struggle is painful. Whether you're a friend or rival, he struggles. He wouldn't struggle to control Justice if he thought it was ok for him to take over or merge with him completely?

But I do agree a lot of bad stuff happen to him prior to DA2. I just think he regrets greatly what they became after they were merged.

I never agreed they benefitted from being together, but Anders could have faced his opression without Justice, or with Justice at his side. (was asleep sorry for the wait)

[Raiil]

Jowan's twin brother? The convo would be even more interesting.

"I'M ON UR STAIRZ TRIPPIN UR WARDENZ" needs to be made into a macro.

Someone do this. Make it a banner. I would rock it. XD A WC Fail Fallguy banner should be done too.

Modifié par Valentia X, 19 mars 2011 - 07:25 .

[leggywillow]

yukidama wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

Rheia1234 wrote...

When you guys say Fallguy, I keep seeing Failguy, which works as well, mind you.

Someone needs to draw Warden Commander Fail Fallguy now. >

He's probably Jowan's twin brother or something >:| It's the only way I can fathom someone being so incredibly lame.

Well, odds are he'd be voiced by Desmond Askew anyway, since I think he voiced 90% of the NPCs in Origins.  (It was hilarious hearing him argue with himself outside of Lothering.)

But I personally thought Jowan was cute, in a horribly, horribly geeky way.

[mellifera]

Nivilant wrote...

I love how protective of Anders and Pounce we all seem to be. But I mean seriously, the guy has enought o deal with without people confiscating his pets and zombie-fying his boyfriends.

Taking away Ser Pounce is seriously one of the most grievous offences out there. How can we stand idly by while a man is cruelly and needlessly separated from his cat? F**k the Wardens >:|

Modifié par yukidama, 19 mars 2011 - 07:26 .

[TripLight]

Valentia X wrote...

Jowan's twin brother? The convo would be even more interesting.

"I'M ON UR STAIRZ TRIPPIN UR WARDENZ" needs to be made into a macro.

Someone do this. Make it a banner. I would rock it. XD A WC Fail Fallguy banner should be done too.

Must use the Ser Pounce Icon as Well

Modifié par TripLight, 19 mars 2011 - 07:26 .

[LoneWolf4191]

TripLight wrote...

Valentia X wrote...

Jowan's twin brother? The convo would be even more interesting.

"I'M ON UR STAIRZ TRIPPIN UR WARDENZ" needs to be made into a macro.

Someone do this. Make it a banner. I would rock it. XD A WC Fail Fallguy banner should be done too.

Must use the Ser Pounce Icon as Well

XD