57020 réponses à ce sujet

[Ace Attorney]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Genital Blight has now been added to my vocabulary.

Same here. 

[Miri1984]

@Surely I get a great deal of joy out of putting Sebastian in my party in Act II and clicking on her over and over again to say "You're useless" to her and max up his rivalry.

Gives me a happy.

Like THIS:

Modifié par Miri1984, 19 avril 2011 - 12:47 .

[Inzhuna]

SurelyForth wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

@ekurian

He says,"Let me see that! The Divine... rejected the idea. Meredith rejected the idea! This was... not what I expected. Perhaps I should try talking to the grand cleric. Maybe she's more reasonable than I thought."

Cue Surely crying because...if only. 

If only.

I wonder if all the disaster could have been averted if Elthina took the mages' side.

[YamiSnuffles]

ekurian wrote...

@everyone

You guys are the best ever

I now live on this thread. I'm moving my cats in as we speak.

I WANT YOU RIGHT HERE UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE!!!!

[phantomdragoness]

Miri1984 wrote...

@Surely I get a great deal of joy out of putting Sebastian in my party in Act II and clicking on her over and over again to say "You're useless" to her and max up his rivalry.

Gives me a happy.

I need to do this...if anything, just to troll Sebastian.

http://ts1.mm.bing.n...5c3b8117ada8261

[eleridragon]

I just linked the 'Maker Nooo' vid and the gif to a friend, with instructions to play them simultaneously. He's been laughing for three minutes solid on msn now, I think he's hyperventilating...

[ekurian]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

ekurian wrote...

@everyone

You guys are the best ever

I now live on this thread. I'm moving my cats in as we speak.

I WANT YOU RIGHT HERE UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE!!!!

*KISS OF ETERNAL LOVE*

[Sable Rhapsody]

Inzhuna wrote...

I wonder if all the disaster could have been averted if Elthina took the mages' side.

Unless she'd acted before Dumar's death, there was no way that was ending pretty for anyone.  By Act 3, the Divine was already seriously considering an Exalted March, no matter what Hawke and Seb say to Leliana.  Meredith was nutters and called for the Right of Annulment long before the Chantry explosion.  I got a feeling of inevitability from Act 3.

Now if she'd acted sooner, before everything got really bad, she could've replaced Meredith and instituted reforms.  That would've gone a LONG way toward alleviating the tension in Kirkwall.

[LT123]

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I fell for the Rickroll.

Just did Dissent (got 15 rivalry points from Seb for accepting it :happy:), had the scene with Anders throwing his things out, walked to the entrance... and Fenris decides now is a good time to start mocking him about losing control.

<_< Really? This from the guy who's murdered about three people after promising at least one of them that he wouldn't? And who doesn't really feel bad about it? And he's talking to Anders, who just had a meltdown because he almost killed someone?

Showing the papers to Cullen and Elthina is kind of funny because they're both like, "Maker's breath! Those belong to Ser Alrik, who was just killed."

Hawke: I, uh, found them? *highfives Anders*

But neither of them care that the guy was a monster.

[SurelyForth]

Miri1984 wrote...

@Surely I get a great deal of joy out of putting Sebastian in my party in Act II and clicking on her over and over again to say "You're useless" to her and max up his rivalry.

Gives me a happy.

Like THIS:

I...did not know that was possible. I think I screwed up maxing his rivalry in this playthrough anyway, although I haven't gotten to him yet in Act 3. 

Also...I love Galagraphia so much. I really want to post that in the "How Would You Kill Anders?" thread. Just quote each post individually and respond with nothing but that.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 19 avril 2011 - 12:55 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I fell for the Rickroll.

Just did Dissent (got 15 rivalry points from Seb for accepting it :happy:), had the scene with Anders throwing his things out, walked to the entrance... and Fenris decides now is a good time to start mocking him about losing control.

<_< Really? This from the guy who's murdered about three people after promising at least one of them that he wouldn't? And who doesn't really feel bad about it? And he's talking to Anders, who just had a meltdown because he almost killed someone?

Showing the papers to Cullen and Elthina is kind of funny because they're both like, "Maker's breath! Those belong to Ser Alrik, who was just killed."

Hawke: I, uh, found them? *highfives Anders*

But neither of them care that the guy was a monster.

Yeah I don't understand that.
Hawke can get away with anything, seriously.
He/she could drag a half-dead templar over to Cullen, slit his throat, and rub his blood all over Cullen's face, and he'd just be like, "I'm not going to ask why my face is covered in Templar blood. 'Tis a nice day for a bloodbath, yes? Maker watch over you!"

[Miri1984]

@LT123 I RAGED at Elthina and Cullen about that. Hello, Lady, he was a psychotic rapist who had plans to institute a mage holocaust, I think you're missing the POINT.

[Purposeof-Flight]

SurelyForth wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

@Surely I get a great deal of joy out of putting Sebastian in my party in Act II and clicking on her over and over again to say "You're useless" to her and max up his rivalry.

Gives me a happy.

Like THIS:

-snip-

I...did not know that was possible. I think I screwed up maxing his rivalry in this playthrough anyway, although I haven't gotten to him yet in Act 3. 

Also...I love Galagraphia so much. I really want to post that in the "How Would You Kill Anders?" thread. Just quote each post individually and post that.

There's a...How Would You Kill Anders thread?

[Jean]

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I'm a dude elf. He doesn't seem to like me too much.

IS HIS PENIS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, CULLEN?

Dragon Age III. He will come to his senses. He clearly has a shameboner for my m!Hawke.

Modifié par Batteries, 19 avril 2011 - 12:58 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

Miri1984 wrote...

@LT123 I RAGED at Elthina and Cullen about that. Hello, Lady, he was a psychotic rapist who had plans to institute a mage holocaust, I think you're missing the POINT.

He was a....rapist?
HOW AM I MISSING THESE THINGS?

[LT123]

Batteries wrote...

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I'm a dude elf.
He doesn't seem to like me too much.

IS HIS PENIS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, CULLEN?

Aww. No sprinting away down the hallway then. Punch Jowan for me. "I'm not a blood mage!" <_<

[ekurian]

Batteries wrote...

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I'm a dude elf.
He doesn't seem to like me too much.

IS HIS PENIS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, CULLEN?

Dragon Age III. He will come to his senses.

He clearly has a shameboner for my m!Hawke.

I got a mod that made Cullen have a crush on male mages.

It made his running away bit all the more hilarious.

[Mistress Tasharra]

Batteries wrote...

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I'm a dude elf. He doesn't seem to like me too much.

IS HIS PENIS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, CULLEN?

Dragon Age III. He will come to his senses. He clearly has a shameboner for my m!Hawke.

I am guility of using the "Cullen crushes on male mages" mod.



Edit: Ninja'd!

Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 19 avril 2011 - 01:00 .

[TripLight]

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I fell for the Rickroll.

Just did Dissent (got 15 rivalry points from Seb for accepting it :happy:), had the scene with Anders throwing his things out, walked to the entrance... and Fenris decides now is a good time to start mocking him about losing control.

<_< Really? This from the guy who's murdered about three people after promising at least one of them that he wouldn't? And who doesn't really feel bad about it? And he's talking to Anders, who just had a meltdown because he almost killed someone?

Showing the papers to Cullen and Elthina is kind of funny because they're both like, "Maker's breath! Those belong to Ser Alrik, who was just killed."

Hawke: I, uh, found them? *highfives Anders*

But neither of them care that the guy was a monster.

Ser Bran is on par with Sgt. Kylon in pragmatism.

Fenris is a big ol' hypocrite just like Anders, they are both two extremely skewed sides to an incredibly jaded coin. I would pay to see the "Walk Off" though, Anders has a lead with those pauldrons and<3Boots.

As to Ser Alrik, I wish I had a dialogue option or hell give me a Renegade interrupt to give them both(Cullen and Elthina a hard slap upside the head.

[thebrute7]

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I'm a dude elf.
He doesn't seem to like me too much.

IS HIS PENIS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, CULLEN?

Aww. No sprinting away down the hallway then. Punch Jowan for me. "I'm not a blood mage!" <_<

Punch Jowan?  How can you punch Jowan?  He's awesome!  My Warden wanted to invoke the Right of Conscriptions soooo bad in Redcliffe.  I made it canon for my Warden even though you can't.  screw canon, my female elf mage needs Jowan

[SurelyForth]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

There's a...How Would You Kill Anders thread?

Yep!

[Ryzaki]

Fenris has a point though. He killed those people of his own free will.

Anders couldn't control himself.

Fenris isn't being hypocritical in that situation (though he is in others.)

It's just as he says "I did that at the beheast of no demon." 

How would you kill Anders? Hm...

Modifié par Ryzaki, 19 avril 2011 - 01:03 .

[Mistress Tasharra]

SurelyForth wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

There's a...How Would You Kill Anders thread?

Yep!

...



Things like that is why I'll never go outside this thread again.

Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 19 avril 2011 - 01:03 .

[Miri1984]

If I could find the "How you would kill Anders" thread (although I suspect it's been shut down if there ever was one - don't the devs frown on companion hating threads?) I would so go in there and do just that. That one and this one from Cave_Fatuam from back in the days when people were worried about the cannibalism thing:

[thebrute7]

TripLight wrote...

LT123 wrote...

Batteries wrote...

After starting up a new mage on Origins today and for the first time seeing a conversation with a templar guarding the door and asking him to pwetty please open it..

It is now in my head canon that at some point Anders decided to just walk out the front door and hope that they'd be so appalled at his bluntness to do so they'd just let him go.

Oh, oh! Flirt with Cullen and make him run away from you! :wizard:That's my favorite part of the mage origin. That and saying "That's a big door." The templar's like, "Yes, it is. Do you have any more stupid comments?"

I fell for the Rickroll.

Just did Dissent (got 15 rivalry points from Seb for accepting it :happy:), had the scene with Anders throwing his things out, walked to the entrance... and Fenris decides now is a good time to start mocking him about losing control.

<_< Really? This from the guy who's murdered about three people after promising at least one of them that he wouldn't? And who doesn't really feel bad about it? And he's talking to Anders, who just had a meltdown because he almost killed someone?

Showing the papers to Cullen and Elthina is kind of funny because they're both like, "Maker's breath! Those belong to Ser Alrik, who was just killed."

Hawke: I, uh, found them? *highfives Anders*

But neither of them care that the guy was a monster.

Ser Bran is on par with Sgt. Kylon in pragmatism.

Fenris is a big ol' hypocrite just like Anders, they are both two extremely skewed sides to an incredibly jaded coin. I would pay to see the "Walk Off" though, Anders has a lead with those pauldrons and<3Boots.

As to Ser Alrik, I wish I had a dialogue option or hell give me a Renegade interrupt to give them both(Cullen and Elthina a hard slap upside the head.

I miss the interrupts.  I want them to come back!  But I don't want that Para/Rene bar bull****.  Just have them appear and if we want to interrupt we can!  We can even add a middle mouse button interrupt for a sarcastic interrupt!