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Trophonius wrote...

It's creepier when male Hawke says, 'it's just that I've never considered...' and then he suggestively responds with, "I'll give you time to consider. In as much detail as you fancy" after killing his ex boyfriend. So much for tact, Anders.


The amazingness of that line overrides the timing in my opinion.

Also it's in the dialogue you have to trigger in the clinic and not immediately after returning from the Chantry right? You could just... not click on it right away and give him time.... I guess... roleplay that it's not creepy? Haha.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...



As somebody once claimed, Anders is a man of opportunity.
And if you let him kill that one chick in "Dissent", he still ravishes you in his clinic afterwards.
I guess someone has to die for Anders to get...turned on?
Would explain the permanent dead body in his clinic.


That made me laugh harder than I should. You bad person, you :lol:

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Anders can creep my Hawkes as much as he likes.:wub:

Trophonius wrote...

It's creepier when male Hawke says, 'it's just that I've never considered...' and then he suggestively responds with, "I'll give you time to consider. In as much detail as you fancy" after killing his ex boyfriend. So much for tact, Anders.


This is... like the best line in the entire game. It's Awakening Anders all the way!

@Dunizel & Yami, thanks for your opinions. Lots of bells and whistles sounds like I'll feel left out if I don't upgrade, lol. Now I just hope I can get a student licence via my partner...:innocent:

Modifié par nekhbet, 20 avril 2011 - 01:10 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...
Also it's in the dialogue you have to trigger in the clinic and not immediately after returning from the Chantry right? You could just... not click on it right away and give him time.... I guess... roleplay that it's not creepy? Haha.

But why would anyone want to do that?

If only Anders were really stealing Hawke's underpants :wub:

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

As somebody once claimed, Anders is a man of opportunity.
And if you let him kill that one chick in "Dissent", he still ravishes you in his clinic afterwards.
I guess someone has to die for Anders to get...turned on?
Would explain the permanent dead body in his clinic.


I usually take a couple quests between "Dissent" and the start of the romance. Even if he doesn't kill Ella, he is still a complete wreck. It feels really weird to start the romance after that. So I give him some time to chillax a bit and then I let him snarf Hawke's face off.

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ipgd wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...
Also it's in the dialogue you have to trigger in the clinic and not immediately after returning from the Chantry right? You could just... not click on it right away and give him time.... I guess... roleplay that it's not creepy? Haha.

But why would anyone want to do that?

If only Anders were really stealing Hawke's underpants :wub:


Psh, stop acting like it's all in our imaginations.

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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

As somebody once claimed, Anders is a man of opportunity.
And if you let him kill that one chick in "Dissent", he still ravishes you in his clinic afterwards.
I guess someone has to die for Anders to get...turned on?
Would explain the permanent dead body in his clinic.


I usually take a couple quests between "Dissent" and the start of the romance. Even if he doesn't kill Ella, he is still a complete wreck. It feels really weird to start the romance after that. So I give him some time to chillax a bit and then I let him snarf Hawke's face off.


I just start it right away. Since I'm standing there anyway.
So it's a good...twenty minutes after he went crazy (and possibly killed some girl) and Hawke is like, "Do you like me? Good, I like you. Why aren't we nekkid in my bed right now?"
I have to admit though...snarky/flirty Hawke is rather tactless, and totally started it.

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 20 avril 2011 - 01:12 .


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yukidama wrote...

Psh, stop acting like it's all in our imaginations.

It's totes in my headcanon that he steals at least one pair. I BELIEVE IN TRUE CREEP

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Trophonius wrote...

It's creepier when male Hawke says, 'it's just that I've never considered...' and then he suggestively responds with, "I'll give you time to consider. In as much detail as you fancy" after killing his ex boyfriend. So much for tact, Anders.


That line...that line is the only reason why I shall create a M!Hawke next. Best. Line. Ever.

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ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, stop acting like it's all in our imaginations.

It's totes in my headcanon that he steals at least one pair. I BELIEVE IN TRUE CREEP


If only I could draw.
I would draw this scene.
Anders stealing underwear.

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ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, stop acting like it's all in our imaginations.

It's totes in my headcanon that he steals at least one pair. I BELIEVE IN TRUE CREEP


If he doesn't I'm gonna delete my Andersmancer and shack up with Ser Thrask.

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Miri1984 wrote...

I so love the drowning in blood line. Seriously, the man is very, VERY creepy, but I like to think it's because Justice has completely buggered up the social interaction part of his brain (what there was of it, any way).


Now I'm imagining this conversation during Awakening.

Justice: What should I say to this woman Aura? I have Kristoff's memories, but they are...nothing I am comfortable with.
Nathaniel: All you need to do is comfort her, Justice. Try to explain what happened.
Warden: No need to get too deep, you know? You're not wooing her or anything.
Anders: Could you imagine?
Anders: "You have a face so beautiful, that the beauty of your soul goes overlooked."
Sigrun: "There is nothing more unjust than a world in which you are not loved."
Justice: "I would drown us both in blood to keep you safe."
Sigrun:...
Nathaniel:...
Anders: Andraste's flaming knickers.
Warden: Oh, Justice. No

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ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, stop acting like it's all in our imaginations.

It's totes in my headcanon that he steals at least one pair. I BELIEVE IN TRUE CREEP


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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, stop acting like it's all in our imaginations.

It's totes in my headcanon that he steals at least one pair. I BELIEVE IN TRUE CREEP


If only I could draw.
I would draw this scene.
Anders stealing underwear.


Does this count?
*SNIP CUZ I WAS NINJA'D!!! :ph34r:*
He's not in the process of stealing the underwear, but he made a shrine.

Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 20 avril 2011 - 01:19 .


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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

As somebody once claimed, Anders is a man of opportunity.
And if you let him kill that one chick in "Dissent", he still ravishes you in his clinic afterwards.
I guess someone has to die for Anders to get...turned on?
Would explain the permanent dead body in his clinic.


I usually take a couple quests between "Dissent" and the start of the romance. Even if he doesn't kill Ella, he is still a complete wreck. It feels really weird to start the romance after that. So I give him some time to chillax a bit and then I let him snarf Hawke's face off.


I just pretend/assume time passed.  Could do quests in between, that would feel more "right", but I'm just too impatient as a player and want to get to the (pants).  BioWare gets to say 3 years passed between Acts, so I might as well.

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SurelyForth wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

I so love the drowning in blood line. Seriously, the man is very, VERY creepy, but I like to think it's because Justice has completely buggered up the social interaction part of his brain (what there was of it, any way).


Now I'm imagining this conversation during Awakening.

Justice: What should I say to this woman Aura? I have Kristoff's memories, but they are...nothing I am comfortable with.
Nathaniel: All you need to do is comfort her, Justice. Try to explain what happened.
Warden: No need to get too deep, you know? You're not wooing her or anything.
Anders: Could you imagine?
Anders: "You have a face so beautiful, that the beauty of your soul goes overlooked."
Sigrun: "There is nothing more unjust than a world in which you are not loved."
Justice: "I would drown us both in blood to keep you safe."
Sigrun:...
Nathaniel:...
Anders: Andraste's flaming knickers.
Warden: Oh, Justice. No


I just giggle-snorted...:lol:

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ipgd wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Psh, stop acting like it's all in our imaginations.

It's totes in my headcanon that he steals at least one pair. I BELIEVE IN TRUE CREEP


Probably did it when planting that Manifesto on Hawke's bed.

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Trophonius wrote...

It's creepier when male Hawke says, 'it's just that I've never considered...' and then he suggestively responds with, "I'll give you time to consider. In as much detail as you fancy" after killing his ex boyfriend. So much for tact, Anders.

Anders...with tact?
No way, that wouldn't be him at all.

Moreover, I know he just killed Karl but...the way he talked about their relationship, it sounded like some old story. Sure they were still friends, but I don't think he felt something more for him now.
So yeah, Anders is totally free to flirt...even because I think at that time he is just half joking with you. 
Then he starts being vreepy, but yeah, that's Anders. 

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

As somebody once claimed, Anders is a man of opportunity.
And if you let him kill that one chick in "Dissent", he still ravishes you in his clinic afterwards.
I guess someone has to die for Anders to get...turned on?
Would explain the permanent dead body in his clinic.


I usually take a couple quests between "Dissent" and the start of the romance. Even if he doesn't kill Ella, he is still a complete wreck. It feels really weird to start the romance after that. So I give him some time to chillax a bit and then I let him snarf Hawke's face off.


I just pretend/assume time passed.  Could do quests in between, that would feel more "right", but I'm just too impatient as a player and want to get to the (pants).  BioWare gets to say 3 years passed between Acts, so I might as well.


Well, it was mostly for my canon replay where I tried to get things just so. I also attempt to do it as a way to space out all the Andersy goodness. The first time I played I did everything Anders related immediately. Then I had to go through the rest of the Act without much Anders and it made me sad.

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@Dunziel He says Karl was his first, and he was certainly not pining for some lost love in Awakenings, so I'm assuming the same, they were together in the Tower but not any more.

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Dunizel wrote...

Trophonius wrote...

It's creepier when male Hawke says, 'it's just that I've never considered...' and then he suggestively responds with, "I'll give you time to consider. In as much detail as you fancy" after killing his ex boyfriend. So much for tact, Anders.

Anders...with tact?
No way, that wouldn't be him at all.

Moreover, I know he just killed Karl but...the way he talked about their relationship, it sounded like some old story. Sure they were still friends, but I don't think he felt something more for him now.
So yeah, Anders is totally free to flirt...even because I think at that time he is just half joking with you. 
Then he starts being vreepy, but yeah, that's Anders. 


Biggest evidence of Anders' lack of tact?
Walking into the foundry Quentin's hiding in, and Anders going, "Maybe we'll find more than a sack of bones this time."
Hawke was like :unsure:.

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Biggest evidence of Anders' lack of tact?
Walking into the foundry Quentin's hiding in, and Anders going, "Maybe we'll find more than a sack of bones this time."
Hawke was like :unsure:.


Yeah...is there anyone you can put in the party who will override that? Because I can picture my Hawkes wanting to strangle him for that comment. <_

Modifié par Ryzaki, 20 avril 2011 - 01:25 .


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Ryzaki wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Biggest evidence of Anders' lack of tact?
Walking into the foundry Quentin's hiding in, and Anders going, "Maybe we'll find more than a sack of bones this time."
Hawke was like :unsure:.


Yeah...is there anyone you can put in the party who will override that? Because I can picture my Hawkes wanting to strangle him for that comment. <_<


I'm not entirely sure.
I've done it with Aveline, Fenris, Varric, and Merrill and nobody has over-ridden him.
Isabela might...-shrug-
But if I were Hawke I'd be pretty annoyed at that comment.

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Ah, Anders and his foot in mouth disease. Also one of his more charming qualities :wub:

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I never got the "bag of bones" comment the first time, and I definitely had Anders. I think my team the first time was... Anders, Varric, and Aveline? Granted, the first time I didn't do Gascard's whole blood magic thing. Maybe that changes who says what.