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[SmilingDeceit]

Mine can't grow a decent beard to save his life. He wants to, but when he let's it grow out, he always has these little patches of bare skin on his jaw that refuse to grow hair, and it jus tlooks silly until I force him to shave again. He can grow a decent goatee though, which I refuse to let him get rid of <3

When it comes to feet sizes. Well.. everything about him is larger. He's over 6 feet, and I'm lucky I'm barely 5 feet. A few inches shorter and I could be legally be classified as a dwarf. >.<

He likes to tease me that I'm 'travel-sized'

Not enough Anders in this post, so here's a comic that made me snort some coffee.



Whoops, still waking up ><

Modifié par SmilingDeceit, 20 avril 2011 - 04:07 .

[andrastepreserveme]

Frodo hobbit. At least I think so.

The most he can ever get is fluffy.

[Mistress Tasharra]

shiba5 wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

I come bearing more fanfiction.

Rising Tension *Snickers at title*

*Clears throat*

It's another short this time involving Anders and frusterbation, so it's probably NSFW.

As always M/M.

I haven't written smut in a while... it might be... bad. Q.Q

Must you come bearing smut while I'm at work?

I must, I'm sorry. I'm a cruel person.

[nekhbet]

Ninche wrote...

Indeed. If there IS in fact a neglected demographic it is the homosexual male since generally the big white straight guy who controls the world doesn't mind lesbian stuff (correction - straight chicks making out with other straight chicks - an actual RELATIONSHIP between women is disgusting obviously), because lolz chicks making out is hotz. Are there more gay men out there than men so homophobic they would refuse to buy a game because of gay stuff? I sure hope so! It would make me extremely sad indeed if it was the other way around. 

I believe what Bioware and EA are doing essentially is being smart enough to make a product desireable for as many social groups as possible - which I like to think is not just in order to make lots of money but also because it's about time games moved away from the old-fashioned hegemonic masculinity completely. 

Hello gayness and ruffles 

Well, the lesbian relationships are directed straight males in most games, not at women. It's lipstick lesbians all the way, which is a bit fun, but gets boring after a while. This is where BioWare still dropped the ball. They delivered the male homosexual relationships well, but not the female ones.

Ugh, I'm not usually one to whine about these things, but I'm still bitter about Aveline. Guys will get their share of great gay love before girls will, as usual.<_<

And now I return to reading what else I missed... just 10 more pages, lol.

[Purposeof-Flight]

mandamcmoo wrote...

Frodo hobbit. At least I think so.

The most he can ever get is fluffy.

Mmmm...Elijah Wood.
And his head full of curly hair. I'm a sucker for curly hair and big doe eyes.

[ekurian]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

I come bearing more fanfiction.

Rising Tension *Snickers at title*

*Clears throat*

It's another short this time involving Anders and frusterbation, so it's probably NSFW.

As always M/M.

I haven't written smut in a while... it might be... bad. Q.Q

Brb.

Nosebleed.

[purplecookie]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...


LMFAO since my BF can't grow a decent beard, I don't think he'd last very long in dwarven society.

My fiance can't grow a beard either! But he does look a bit like a Hobbit when he grows his hair.

Mine has the perma stubble thing going.

Mine, too.
When he shaves, he looks like he's fourteen.
Then the next day it looks like he never shaved at all. lmfao

OMG, my husband also looks like a teenager if he shaves completely. When my aunt first met him, she called me a cradle robber and said he looked like Harry Potter. He is, admitedly, younger than me, but only by a couple months. Thus why he always has a beard or goatee and some perma stubble to boot.

Ha I love that! Sign me up to the bearded-husband club - another one with a husband who looks like a teenager without facial hair. He shaves his beard off (which is kept trim, nothing to rival mHawke) every few years for charity because it gives people such amusement.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

I come bearing more fanfiction.

Rising Tension *Snickers at title*

*Clears throat*

It's another short this time involving Anders and frusterbation, so it's probably NSFW.

As always M/M.

I haven't written smut in a while... it might be... bad. Q.Q

Just the title has driven me to read it.
Awwwyeah.

It's totally unfair that the chicken gets to read the smut and I can't. <_<
stupid job.

[upsettingshorts]

nekhbet wrote...

This is where BioWare still dropped the ball. They delivered the male homosexual relationships well, but not the female ones.

Explain.

[andrastepreserveme]

In other news: Chapter 5: Tactics of Hindsight is now presented for your attentions!

I'd also like to remind you all of this fantastic artwork by Yamisnuffles:



This was created for the previous chapter in which an unfortunate Anders loses most of his clothing playing Diamondback, but discovers 'The Benefits of Losing' when Hawke loses most of hers as well...

[Purposeof-Flight]

ekurian wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

I come bearing more fanfiction.

Rising Tension *Snickers at title*

*Clears throat*

It's another short this time involving Anders and frusterbation, so it's probably NSFW.

As always M/M.

I haven't written smut in a while... it might be... bad. Q.Q

Brb.

Nosebleed.

This.
Head exploded.

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...
It's totally unfair that the chicken gets to read the smut and I can't. <_<
stupid job.

It was hot smut, too.

[andrastepreserveme]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Frodo hobbit. At least I think so.

The most he can ever get is fluffy.

Mmmm...Elijah Wood.
And his head full of curly hair. I'm a sucker for curly hair and big doe eyes.

So was I back when I met my chap. Now he's a bit more business looking, which is sometimes a bit of a shame.

I still have the Hobbit costume I made him wear for Halloween one time.

[shiba5]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...
It's totally unfair that the chicken gets to read the smut and I can't. <_<
stupid job.

It was hot smut, too.

+50 rivalry

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

shiba5 wrote...
It's totally unfair that the chicken gets to read the smut and I can't. <_<
stupid job.

It was hot smut, too.

+50 rivalry

I thought we were at full friendship?

[Camenae]

nekhbet wrote...

This is where BioWare still dropped the ball. They delivered the male homosexual relationships well, but not the female ones.
.

Do you mean the lesbian relationships, straight female relationships, or female relationships in general?

[YamiSnuffles]

SmilingDeceit wrote...

Ha! Love it. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/smilie]

purplecookie wrote...

Ha I love that! Sign me up to the bearded-husband club - another one with a husband who looks like a teenager without facial hair. He shaves his beard off (which is kept trim, nothing to rival mHawke) every few years for charity because it gives people such amusement.

Yeah, my husband shaved for charity this year. Thankfully it grew back quickly. I almost couldn't kiss him for a while because he looked like a different man. It looked so weird.

[SurelyForth]

Camenae wrote...

nekhbet wrote...

This is where BioWare still dropped the ball. They delivered the male homosexual relationships well, but not the female ones.
.

Do you mean the lesbian relationships, straight female relationships, or female relationships in general?

I'd like clarification, too. Just because you prefer one over the other does not mean that the balls were dropped on the ones you don't care for. Heck, I think a one night stand plus friendship between Isabela and F!Hawke is better developed than F!Warden/Leliana full on romance.

[YamiSnuffles]

mandamcmoo wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

mandamcmoo wrote...

Frodo hobbit. At least I think so.

The most he can ever get is fluffy.

Mmmm...Elijah Wood.
And his head full of curly hair. I'm a sucker for curly hair and big doe eyes.

So was I back when I met my chap. Now he's a bit more business looking, which is sometimes a bit of a shame.

I still have the Hobbit costume I made him wear for Halloween one time.

I will admit to wheedling my husband while we were dating to get him to grow out his hair and grow a beard. Started out a clean shaven Harry Potter and I made him into a scruffy Aragorn. After we got married I finally let him cut his hair shorter again, hahaha.

Now if only I could get him to dress up as Aragorn for Halloween. I have my own Narsil and everything. *pout*

[Mistress Tasharra]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ekurian wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

I come bearing more fanfiction.

Rising Tension *Snickers at title*

*Clears throat*

It's another short this time involving Anders and frusterbation, so it's probably NSFW.

As always M/M.

I haven't written smut in a while... it might be... bad. Q.Q

Brb.

Nosebleed.

This.
Head exploded.

Thanks. :happy:

Also.

@ ToP Comic.

I laughed insanely hard. Oh Maker.

Everything was read in the correct voices until that last panel, and all I heard was Awakening Anders and I nearly died.

[LadyVaJedi]

I think the straight female romances were lacking some what. Fernis didn't appeal to me. I love Anders and Sebastian is a wuss.

[kromify]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

ekurian wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

I come bearing more fanfiction.

Rising Tension *Snickers at title*

*Clears throat*

It's another short this time involving Anders and frusterbation, so it's probably NSFW.

As always M/M.

I haven't written smut in a while... it might be... bad. Q.Q

Brb.

Nosebleed.

This.
Head exploded.

Thanks. :happy:

Also.

@ ToP Comic.

I laughed insanely hard. Oh Maker.

Everything was read in the correct voices until that last panel, and all I heard was Awakening Anders and I nearly died.

[SmilingDeceit]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Yeah, my husband shaved for charity this year. Thankfully it grew back quickly. I almost couldn't kiss him for a while because he looked like a different man. It looked so weird.

Oh I know the feeling, not with the whole beard thing cause of my earlier post. But the husband has to have at lease some hair on his face else he looks so.. childlike and so very wrong ><

It's funny because our kids don't understand why I insist on him keeping his goatee trim instead of just shaving it. They think he should just shave it off and I'm all "nonononono, hair preeze!"

[kromify]

i've never romanced anyone but anders. it's hard to go back

[upsettingshorts]

kromify wrote...

i've never romanced anyone but anders. it's hard to go back

A great way to shake up this state of complacency is to do a game where you romance everyone.  Dumping them in hilariously cruel ways is optional.