Upsettingshorts wrote...
Kolotosa wrote...
What, you mean orchestral wailing doesn't play in the background every time you have sex IRL?
You're missing out.
I play Yakety Sax on a persistent loop.
Modifié par RinjiRenee, 20 avril 2011 - 05:43 .
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
shiba5 wrote...
Ninche wrote...
I was crazy about Alistair and at the time it seemed the whole sleep-with-morrigan-or-die drama seemed SO DARK and so painful to me, I barely survived it. I laugh in the face of such things now, hah bring on the mage hoes for Anders to knock up if it would mean separation from Justice with Pounce materialising from thin air and Meredith turning into a toad and being stepped on by Cullen.
I loved how sweet and gentle Alistair was and everything but you know what happened then? He dumped me because I couldn't make babies with him/wasn't human. That's the thing, I knew he was attracted and maybe loved me but he didn't want me enough to find a way to keep me. That **** hurt man.
(Also it felt like I was the bas and he was just following me around all deer eyed - NOT attractive rl)
So Anders - he gives me fluff whenever he can, he is "tender and devoted" and never wants to leave me. And doesn't!
You just made me get all teary eyed at work.
It's just computer dust in my eye... that's it.
Dude I was totally miffed when he left me.
So I reloaded, made Anora queen, and stuck his ass back in the Wardens, WITH ME, WHERE HE BELONGS.
Alistair....thinking he's all...grown up, and can...make his own decisions.
Modifié par shiba5, 20 avril 2011 - 05:42 .
shiba5 wrote...
I meant the last sentence. I'm over Alistair. And, anyway it was just dust in my eye...
Mistress Tasharra wrote...
See, I just countered that by setting everyone to be, uh, not horny until I got to the love making bit.
Except this one time I forgot to adjust the Qunari models and I stripped down Sten to change his armour around.
That was awkward for everyone involved.
RinjiRenee wrote...
The worst was King Cailan's necroboner. Though Howe's pile of aroused bodies at Fort Drakon made me feel less sorry for them.
Kawamura wrote...
RinjiRenee wrote...
The worst was King Cailan's necroboner. Though Howe's pile of aroused bodies at Fort Drakon made me feel less sorry for them.
And by "worst" you mean... "best", right?
Kawamura wrote...
RinjiRenee wrote...
The worst was King Cailan's necroboner. Though Howe's pile of aroused bodies at Fort Drakon made me feel less sorry for them.
And by "worst" you mean... "best", right?
I'd offer a guess it was done manually, but in the context that'd come across all kinds of wrong...Kawamura wrote...
Wait. How did you do that?
Are you a wizard?
I figured there had to be a way to do that, but at that point, I'd already seen one accidental boner, god damn it, I was going to see them all.
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
So....all the people in your game walked around with perma-boners? LMFAO
I wish you could put these things on YouTube.
I must buy a PC version so I can seeee.
With my right eye.
As my left eye is still missing thanks to Tasharra's PC's nipples.
Kawamura wrote...
Mistress Tasharra wrote...
See, I just countered that by setting everyone to be, uh, not horny until I got to the love making bit.
Except this one time I forgot to adjust the Qunari models and I stripped down Sten to change his armour around.
That was awkward for everyone involved.
Wait. How did you do that?
Are you a wizard?
I figured there had to be a way to do that, but at that point, I'd already seen one accidental boner, god damn it, I was going to see them all.
Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 20 avril 2011 - 05:49 .
Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 20 avril 2011 - 05:49 .
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Oh see I was under the impression that everyone except for your party members just walked around naked and erect.
Which would've been interesting.
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Oh see I was under the impression that everyone except for your party members just walked around naked and erect.
Which would've been interesting.
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Oh see I was under the impression that everyone except for your party members just walked around naked and erect.
Which would've been interesting.
I'd rather not see Wynne erect, thank you.
Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Oh Maker, this thread is making me laugh far too much today. People are going to start thinking I'm crazier than I already am.
Anyways. If you use DAOModManager and the NBAIO file, you can right click on the NBAIO override file in the Mod Manager and click on "configure".
There you can a list of all the races/sexes and can configure them to your liking. Various range of body models, underwear, "mood"... trimmings... how hairy your men are and if you like 'em covered in oil..
*Looks at Zevran and his tattoo banter with Alistair* *Coughs*
Or, I could be a wizard.
Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Oh Maker, this thread is making me laugh far too much today. People are going to start thinking I'm crazier than I already am.
Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Oh see I was under the impression that everyone except for your party members just walked around naked and erect.
Which would've been interesting.
Actually. I had that happen once when I installed the nude mod and Improved Atompshere at the same time before I figured out the conflict.
I got to Ostigar and EVERYONE was naked and horny.
I died laughing.
Kawamura wrote...
Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Oh Maker, this thread is making me laugh far too much today. People are going to start thinking I'm crazier than I already am.
Anyways. If you use DAOModManager and the NBAIO file, you can right click on the NBAIO override file in the Mod Manager and click on "configure".
There you can a list of all the races/sexes and can configure them to your liking. Various range of body models, underwear, "mood"... trimmings... how hairy your men are and if you like 'em covered in oil..
*Looks at Zevran and his tattoo banter with Alistair* *Coughs*
Or, I could be a wizard.
That... is already way too much work. I got burned out modding and configuring when I last played Morrowind.
I'll just keep the boners.
Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Anyways. If you use DAOModManager and the NBAIO file, you can right click on the NBAIO override file in the Mod Manager and click on "configure".
There you can a list of all the races/sexes and can configure them to your liking. Various range of body models, underwear, "mood"... trimmings... how hairy your men are and if you like 'em covered in oil..
*Looks at Zevran and his tattoo banter with Alistair* *Coughs*
Or, I could be a wizard.
Kawamura wrote...
Purposeof-Flight wrote...
Oh see I was under the impression that everyone except for your party members just walked around naked and erect.
Which would've been interesting.
I'd rather not see Wynne erect, thank you.
YamiSnuffles wrote...
The amount of times we've talked about necroboners in this thread probably should horrify me or something, but it doesn't.
Uh-oh, we haven't talked about Anders in a while though... um...
Vengeance zombie with a necroboner coming after Hawke for revenge anybody?
Kolotosa wrote...
Mistress Tasharra wrote...
Anyways. If you use DAOModManager and the NBAIO file, you can right click on the NBAIO override file in the Mod Manager and click on "configure".
There you can a list of all the races/sexes and can configure them to your liking. Various range of body models, underwear, "mood"... trimmings... how hairy your men are and if you like 'em covered in oil..
*Looks at Zevran and his tattoo banter with Alistair* *Coughs*
Or, I could be a wizard.
Argh. I can't believe I missed the opportunity to turn Alistair into a greased up bear-man with a perma-boner.
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