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[Kawamura]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Vengeance zombie with a necroboner coming after Hawke for revenge anybody?

Hahahaha!

That sounds like a game of Clue!

Vengeance-zombie! In the Tower! With a decaying, turgid phallus!

EDIT: OH GOD DAMN MY TOP POSTS.

Modifié par Kawamura, 20 avril 2011 - 05:53 .

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Oh see I was under the impression that everyone except for your party members just walked around naked and erect.
Which would've been interesting.

I'd rather not see Wynne erect, thank you.

Ohhh Wynne's not that bad.
She could be a lot worse....

[shiba5]

So is there a mod like this for DA2 yet?

[SmilingDeceit]

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Oh see I was under the impression that everyone except for your party members just walked around naked and erect.
Which would've been interesting.

I'd rather not see Wynne erect, thank you.

MY EYES. THEY CANNOT UNSEEN THIS.

*breaks down into sobbing*

[SurelyForth]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

So....all the people in your game walked around with perma-boners? LMFAO

And why wouldn't they? My Warden has a nice ass.

Even better is the fact that I kept Alistair naked a lot for battles, so every now and again he'd be in cutscenes all ready to go. Even even better was when I played my Mahariel and let him be nude every now and again. Oh, the conversations Shale and Morrigan had in that game.

I think my favorite boner-rama moment was when I simultaneously respecced Anders, Nathaniel, Oghren and my Lady Cousland near the beginning of Awakening. Picture one mude woman and three very happy naked men standing around staring at her in the courtyard of Vigil's Keep. Good times.

[Mistress Tasharra]

Kawamura wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Vengeance zombie with a necroboner coming after Hawke for revenge anybody?

Hahahaha!

That sounds like a game of Clue!

Vengeance-zombie! In the Tower! With a decaying, turgid phallus!

EDIT: OH GOD DAMN MY TOP POSTS.

I just broke into hysterically laughter.

Thank you, so, so much.

[kromify]

shiba5 wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Oh see I was under the impression that everyone except for your party members just walked around naked and erect.
Which would've been interesting.

I'd rather not see Wynne erect, thank you.

this

[Purposeof-Flight]

SurelyForth wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

So....all the people in your game walked around with perma-boners? LMFAO

And why wouldn't they? My Warden has a nice ass.

Even better is the fact that I kept Alistair naked a lot for battles, so every now and again he'd be in cutscenes all ready to go. Even even better was when I played my Mahariel and let him be nude every now and again. Oh, the conversations Shale and Morrigan had in that game.

I think my favorite boner-rama moment was when I simultaneously respecced Anders, Nathaniel, Oghren and my Lady Cousland near the beginning of Awakening. Picture one mude woman and three very happy naked men standing around staring at her in the courtyard of Vigil's Keep. Good times.

I hate censors.
But that is still one awesome screenshot. lmfao

Modifié par Purposeof-Flight, 20 avril 2011 - 05:56 .

[YamiSnuffles]

Kawamura wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Vengeance zombie with a necroboner coming after Hawke for revenge anybody?

Hahahaha!

That sounds like a game of Clue!

Vengeance-zombie! In the Tower! With a decaying, turgid phallus!

EDIT: OH GOD DAMN MY TOP POSTS.

And what a glorious top post it was.

[Kawamura]

Hey.

Hey.

Wynne is lovely. Just... without an erection.

[Kawamura]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Vengeance zombie with a necroboner coming after Hawke for revenge anybody?

Hahahaha!

That sounds like a game of Clue!

Vengeance-zombie! In the Tower! With a decaying, turgid phallus!

EDIT: OH GOD DAMN MY TOP POSTS.

I just broke into hysterically laughter.

Thank you, so, so much.

I shouldn't laugh so hard at my own jokes, but something about the shame and the necrophilia is just making me giggle.

Modifié par Kawamura, 20 avril 2011 - 05:57 .

[shiba5]

Kawamura wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Vengeance zombie with a necroboner coming after Hawke for revenge anybody?

Hahahaha!

That sounds like a game of Clue!

Vengeance-zombie! In the Tower! With a decaying, turgid phallus!

EDIT: OH GOD DAMN MY TOP POSTS.

If I get fired, I'm blaming you.

But... but... necroBONERS

Modifié par shiba5, 20 avril 2011 - 05:58 .

[Mistress Tasharra]

Kawamura wrote...

Hey.

Hey.

Wynne is lovely. Just... without an erection.

It could be worse.

I let my best friend play Origins once while she was over. It was (is) heavily modded, and she had never played it before.

She slept with Iona at the start of the Cousland Origin.

I forgot all the female Elves in Thedas happened to have... extra bits on that paticular day.

The look on her face was priceless.


So, how about that Anders?

Modifié par Mistress Tasharra, 20 avril 2011 - 05:59 .

[YamiSnuffles]

Kawamura wrote...

I shouldn't laugh so hard at my own jokes, but something about the shame and the necrophilia is just making me giggle.

Laughsterbate all you want. Or perhaps it's jokesterbate. Hmmm...

[kromify]

Kawamura wrote...

Hey.

Hey.

Wynne is lovely. Just... without an erection.

hmm i'd have preferred if they cut wynne and kept jowan as a companion :innocent:

[Purposeof-Flight]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Hey.

Hey.

Wynne is lovely. Just... without an erection.

It could be worse.

I let my best friend play Origins once while she was over. It was (is) heavily modded, and she had never played it before.

She slept with Iona at the start of the Cousland Origin.

I forgot all the female Elves in Thedas happened to have... extra bits.

The look on her face was priceless.


So, how about that Anders?

I was unaware that male Cousland could horndog on Dairren.
Until my last playthrough.

Just thought I'd throw that in.

[Purposeof-Flight]

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

I shouldn't laugh so hard at my own jokes, but something about the shame and the necrophilia is just making me giggle.

Laughsterbate all you want. Or perhaps it's jokesterbate. Hmmm...

Jokesterbate is pure WIN.

[Kawamura]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...


It could be worse.

I let my best friend play Origins once while she was over. It was (is) heavily modded, and she had never played it before.

She slept with Iona at the start of the Cousland Origin.

I forgot all the female Elves in Thedas happened to have... extra bits on that paticular day.

The look on her face was priceless.


So, how about that Anders?

I remember firing up the Free Love mod or whatever it was and flirting with Duncan with a male Cousland. Shame nothing comes of it.

Certainly no heavily modded bits.

Oh, Anders. He still cra cra

[shiba5]

Oh good, time to go home and open up all the smutty links. /whee

[Ninche]

Ahahahaha Aveline beating Hawke up is HILLARIOUS! She looks so ungraceful and Hawke just flops on the ground and takes it ahahaha

Too bad that didn't happen after Hawke lets Meredith run a sword through Bethany. I would like Aveline smashing that Hawke's face - with the gore and everything.

[Purposeof-Flight]

shiba5 wrote...

Oh good, time to go home and open up all the smutty links. /whee

Yay!

[Kawamura]

kromify wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Hey.

Hey.

Wynne is lovely. Just... without an erection.

hmm i'd have preferred if they cut wynne and kept jowan as a companion :innocent:

... why can't I have both?

Jowaaaan. I -- I got something in my eye when you gave Surana that amulet.

Luckily, the ring of fire + boners was right around the corner, so that didn't last long.

[Mistress Tasharra]

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I was unaware that male Cousland could horndog on Dairren.
Until my last playthrough.

Just thought I'd throw that in.

I'm a horrible person. My characters always try to sleep with everything.

*Propositions Duncan*

Yeah, everything.

[LastFadingSmile]

 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.

[Purposeof-Flight]

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I was unaware that male Cousland could horndog on Dairren.
Until my last playthrough.

Just thought I'd throw that in.

I'm a horrible person. My characters always try to sleep with everything.

*Propositions Duncan*

Yeah, everything.

Mine, too!
I mean, wtf are they there for, if not to sleep with the Warden.