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#29276
Mistress Tasharra

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I was unaware that male Cousland could horndog on Dairren.
Until my last playthrough. :huh:

Just thought I'd throw that in.


I'm a horrible person. My characters always try to sleep with everything.

*Propositions Duncan*

Yeah, everything.

Mine, too! :o
I mean, wtf are they there for, if not to sleep with the Warden.



Exactly!

@ Sebastion gif

I've never seen that before, but it is awesomesauce.

Edit: Why can't any of my dirty, easily taken out of context posts ever on top? Sighs. I also think I'm running out of Anders screenshots. Hmm.

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#29277
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Ninche wrote...

Ahahahaha Aveline beating Hawke up is HILLARIOUS! She looks so ungraceful and Hawke just flops on the ground and takes it ahahaha

Too bad that didn't happen after Hawke lets Meredith run a sword through Bethany. I would like Aveline smashing that Hawke's face - with the gore and everything.


Ugh, this. Really, I think all the companions should smash in Hawke's face after that. Even Fenris thinks Bethany is a good mage.

Varric: And so, Seeker, you won't find Hawke because we smashed his f***ing face in. SOB let Sunshine get killed.

#29278
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Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

So....all the people in your game walked around with perma-boners? LMFAO
I wish you could put these things on YouTube.
I must buy a PC version so I can seeee.
With my right eye.
As my left eye is still missing thanks to Tasharra's PC's nipples.


No, usually they walked around with clothes on.

Jeez.

Now, if there was a mod that made everyone naked and erect, I'd... I'd probably load it up.

Oh god. The Ferelden Circle would be more fun.


Would you REALLY want to Jowan and Lily naked?

#29279
Purposeof-Flight

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Sialater wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

So....all the people in your game walked around with perma-boners? LMFAO
I wish you could put these things on YouTube.
I must buy a PC version so I can seeee.
With my right eye.
As my left eye is still missing thanks to Tasharra's PC's nipples.


No, usually they walked around with clothes on.

Jeez.

Now, if there was a mod that made everyone naked and erect, I'd... I'd probably load it up.

Oh god. The Ferelden Circle would be more fun.


Would you REALLY want to Jowan and Lily naked?


Jowan, yes.
Lily....not so much. :mellow:

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Kawamura wrote...

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Hey.

Hey.

Wynne is lovely. Just... without an erection.


hmm i'd have preferred if they cut wynne and kept jowan as a companion :innocent:


... why can't I have both?

Jowaaaan. I -- I got something in my eye when you gave Surana that amulet.

Luckily, the ring of fire + boners was right around the corner, so that didn't last long.


DG said there were too many companions. i thought he was lovely though. it would be so much cooler to have your childhood friend along for the journey...

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Purposeof-Flight wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

I was unaware that male Cousland could horndog on Dairren.
Until my last playthrough. :huh:

Just thought I'd throw that in.


I'm a horrible person. My characters always try to sleep with everything.

*Propositions Duncan*

Yeah, everything.

Mine, too! :o
I mean, wtf are they there for, if not to sleep with the Warden.



What's the point of being a Grey Warden? If you're not going to make use of that legendary stamina that Morrigan flirts about..

Talk about not rising to the occasion.


Purposeof-Flight wrote...


Jowan, yes.
Lily....not so much. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/pouty.png


My Surana finally called Lily a fat cow in my last playthrough. He was very jealous at the time, and the comment made me laugh.

He had as much tack as snarky Hawke sometimes..

Modifié par SmilingDeceit, 20 avril 2011 - 06:09 .


#29282
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Kolotosa wrote...

 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.


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Because this needs to be on this page too. Why wasn't this an in game option?

Sebastian: wafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewaffle
Hawke: *SMASH!*

#29283
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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kolotosa wrote...

 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.


Image IPB


Because this needs to be on this page too. Why wasn't this an in game option?

Sebastian: wafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewaffle
Hawke: *SMASH!*


Sebastion: "And I swear to you I will find your precious Ande-"
Hawke: "FALCON PUUUUUUNCH!"
Hawke: "Sorry, what was that?"

#29284
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Ah the Seb hate, my second favorite Anders thread past time. To shake my head at.

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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kolotosa wrote...

 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.


snip


Because this needs to be on this page too. Why wasn't this an in game option?

Sebastian: wafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewaffle
Hawke: *SMASH!*


Sebastion: "And I swear to you I will find your precious Ande-"
Hawke: "FALCON PUUUUUUNCH!"
Hawke: "Sorry, what was that?"

ha yes! i honestly don't know why we can't kill seb - it is an injustice to rain fire down on kirkwall because of one apostate. greater good?:unsure:

#29286
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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Ah the Seb hate, my second favorite Anders thread past time. To shake my head at.


You disapprove of Seb hate?

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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

Sebastion: "And I swear to you I will find your precious Ande-"
Hawke: "FALCON PUUUUUUNCH!"
Hawke: "Sorry, what was that?"


LOL.  I love Seb to pieces, but I do wish Hawke could've done this to him.  Would've saved me the trouble of fanficcing his death.

SmilingDeceit wrote...

My Surana finally called Lily a fat cow in my last playthrough. He was very jealous at the time, and the comment made me laugh.

He had as much tack as snarky Hawke sometimes..


My Amell's too nice to say that (but only just).  She was definitely thinking it, though.

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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kolotosa wrote...

 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.


Image IPB


Because this needs to be on this page too. Why wasn't this an in game option?

Sebastian: wafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewaffle
Hawke: *SMASH!*


Sebastion: "And I swear to you I will find your precious Ande-"
Hawke: "FALCON PUUUUUUNCH!"
Hawke: "Sorry, what was that?"


This is the best thing ever.
Why can't we hit our companions, when Aveline can beat the **** out of us?

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Sialater wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

So....all the people in your game walked around with perma-boners? LMFAO
I wish you could put these things on YouTube.
I must buy a PC version so I can seeee.
With my right eye.
As my left eye is still missing thanks to Tasharra's PC's nipples.


No, usually they walked around with clothes on.

Jeez.

Now, if there was a mod that made everyone naked and erect, I'd... I'd probably load it up.

Oh god. The Ferelden Circle would be more fun.


Would you REALLY want to Jowan and Lily naked?


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:wizard:

#29290
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Kolotosa wrote...



 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.


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Kolotosa... you've made me happy :crying: 
I might stare at it for a bit... It's so beautiful

Modifié par MG800, 20 avril 2011 - 06:14 .


#29291
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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Ah the Seb hate, my second favorite Anders thread past time. To shake my head at.


i don't hate seb. actually i think his clothing looks quite cuddlesome... apart from the armour over it 

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Mistress Tasharra wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kolotosa wrote...

 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.


Image IPB


Because this needs to be on this page too. Why wasn't this an in game option?

Sebastian: wafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewaffle
Hawke: *SMASH!*


Sebastion: "And I swear to you I will find your precious Ande-"
Hawke: "FALCON PUUUUUUNCH!"
Hawke: "Sorry, what was that?"



Ahahaha I love you people! ^^ This made my evening! 

#29293
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Sialater wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

So....all the people in your game walked around with perma-boners? LMFAO
I wish you could put these things on YouTube.
I must buy a PC version so I can seeee.
With my right eye.
As my left eye is still missing thanks to Tasharra's PC's nipples.


No, usually they walked around with clothes on.

Jeez.

Now, if there was a mod that made everyone naked and erect, I'd... I'd probably load it up.

Oh god. The Ferelden Circle would be more fun.


Would you REALLY want to Jowan and Lily naked?

Mine have always run around in their underwear. It's already hard enough to take them seriously then.

#29294
Purposeof-Flight

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kromify wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Ah the Seb hate, my second favorite Anders thread past time. To shake my head at.


i don't hate seb. actually i think his clothing looks quite cuddlesome... apart from the armour over it 


His armor is totally badass.
I don't hate him, either. But, like other party members, his personality gets a tad annoying after awhile.

#29295
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AnniLau wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Purposeof-Flight wrote...

So....all the people in your game walked around with perma-boners? LMFAO
I wish you could put these things on YouTube.
I must buy a PC version so I can seeee.
With my right eye.
As my left eye is still missing thanks to Tasharra's PC's nipples.


No, usually they walked around with clothes on.

Jeez.

Now, if there was a mod that made everyone naked and erect, I'd... I'd probably load it up.

Oh god. The Ferelden Circle would be more fun.


Would you REALLY want to Jowan and Lily naked?


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:wizard:


YES you made my evening

#29296
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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Ah the Seb hate, my second favorite Anders thread past time. To shake my head at.


I don't hate Seb. I am mostly apathetic to him. I'm just tired of his waffling for years on end. He can't do anything without Hawke holding his hand through it.

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AnniLau wrote...


< snip Jowan/Lily pic >

:wizard:

I love the look on the warden's face!

#29298
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Ninche wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kolotosa wrote...

 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.




Because this needs to be on this page too. Why wasn't this an in game option?

Sebastian: wafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewaffle
Hawke: *SMASH!*


Sebastion: "And I swear to you I will find your precious Ande-"
Hawke: "FALCON PUUUUUUNCH!"
Hawke: "Sorry, what was that?"



Ahahaha I love you people! ^^ This made my evening! 


it did make me giggle :P

#29299
Mistress Tasharra

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kromify wrote...

Mistress Tasharra wrote...

YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kolotosa wrote...

 A gift for the thread that has given me so many distracting lols this fine day.


snip


Because this needs to be on this page too. Why wasn't this an in game option?

Sebastian: wafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewafflewaffle
Hawke: *SMASH!*


Sebastion: "And I swear to you I will find your precious Ande-"
Hawke: "FALCON PUUUUUUNCH!"
Hawke: "Sorry, what was that?"

ha yes! i honestly don't know why we can't kill seb - it is an injustice to rain fire down on kirkwall because of one apostate. greater good?:unsure:


I liked Seb, don't get me wrong. He and my Hawke were rivals, but "friends". Right. I have to say it though, if it came down to killing Seb (or all the companions save Varric, obviously) or killing Anders... I would have turned on them all, as much as I love them.

NO ONE THREATENS MY ANDERS AND LIVES!

RAWR!

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Dasha Dreyson wrote...

AnniLau wrote...


< snip Jowan/Lily pic >

:wizard:

I love the look on the warden's face!


She's NOT LOOKING!