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#29426
YamiSnuffles

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Kawamura wrote...

SmilingDeceit wrote...

Ninche wrote...
And for some reason Zombie Wynne necroboner doesn't disturb me as much as tranquil sex for example. *shrug*


Did I hear Tranquil?

>.>
<.<

I'm a horrible person!


MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

My heart has a funny soaring feeling from the pain. Weee!



Kawamura, I blame you for the talk about tranquil sex. Your attempt to introduce more tragiporn to the thread lead to terrible things that no amount of brain bleach will dispel.

Andraste's flaming knickerweasels... top... um... all of this makes moe!Anders cry.
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Modifié par YamiSnuffles, 20 avril 2011 - 07:47 .


#29427
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shiba5 wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Lesbians are a myth! Everyone knows that girls only make out with each other to turns guys on. Puh-leaze! Image IPB


One time I asked my husband, "Why do think lesbians are hot? They don't think you are and don't want anything to do with you." I got an, "Uh..." answer.
I can only guess it's the whole forbidden fruit/I could turn them straight cuz I'm a REAL man syndrome.
He's such a dork sometimes.


When I asked this question, the response was it doesn't matter that they don't want him.  Boobies good.  More boobies better!   More boobies + sexy funtiemz = oh yeah!  As the great philosopher Oghren once said "More is MORE... heh heh.. heh"  It could be as simple as guys like to watch horny women.

#29428
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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

My heart has a funny soaring feeling from the pain. Weee!



Kawamura, I blame you for the talk about tranquil sex. Your attempt to introduce more tragiporn to the thread lead to terrible things that no amount of brain bleach will dispel.


Look on the bright side!
At least now you're immune to all real-life forms of mental scarring! :lol:

#29429
Kawamura

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leggywillow wrote...


Where do you manage to find all these gifs?!


4chan, plus4chan's /coq boards, the Repo boards, senor gif...

Accidents, mostly. I'm a pack rat.

#29430
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shiba5 wrote...

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Except the part where he rejects you because you're not a princess. 



I wanted to punch him in the dick for that.


There's a lot of dickpunching happening in this thread.

Just wanted to point that out.  Back to your regularly scheduled Anders.

#29431
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SmilingDeceit wrote...

Ninche wrote...
And for some reason Zombie Wynne necroboner doesn't disturb me as much as tranquil sex for example. *shrug*


Did I hear Tranquil?

>.>
<.<

I'm a horrible person!


I think my heart just broke a little...Image IPB

I still plan to make a Cousland for Alistair at some point...if I manage to somehow keep her away from Zev. So far, that hasn't worked very well, as both my F!Mahariel and my F!Aeducan gleefully went down that road. Hopefully my M!Amell can stick to Morrigan, like I intend him to...

#29432
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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Lesbians are a myth! Everyone knows that girls only make out with each other to turns guys on. Puh-leaze! Image IPB


One time I asked my husband, "Why do think lesbians are hot? They don't think you are and don't want anything to do with you." I got an, "Uh..." answer.
I can only guess it's the whole forbidden fruit/I could turn them straight cuz I'm a REAL man syndrome.
He's such a dork sometimes.


When I asked this question, the response was it doesn't matter that they don't want him.  Boobies good.  More boobies better!   More boobies + sexy funtiemz = oh yeah!  As the great philosopher Oghren once said "More is MORE... heh heh.. heh"  It could be as simple as guys like to watch horny women.


Ahh the one track mind of menfolk.

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Personally it makes about as little sense to me as women who like M/M (in the ogling sense, not the Andersmance sense).

But then, I probably think about it too much.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 20 avril 2011 - 07:49 .


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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

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Maybe to fullfil the fangirls who wanted a "Prince Charming" option?

Or at lease, that's my theory for his romance. It's not my cup of tea though.


Maybe so...problem is, he's very far from being an Alistair.

@ Sialater: Zevran and Nate too, no? 

I don't think anybody here has the requisite save to check, but does Alistair still show up in DA2 if Anora had him executed in DAO? And further on that note: does Wynne still show up in Awakening if you kill her in DAO?


Alistair OWNS the Prince Charming Trope.

And yeah, them, too. ;)


Not for me he didn't.
But then again, I'm not looking for Prince Charming.


I'm a Zev convert, too.  I just think he was a better Prince Charming.... than Mr. Andraste-as-Chastity-belt.

#29435
Dreaming-in-Shadow

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Lesbians are a myth! Everyone knows that girls only make out with each other to turns guys on. Puh-leaze! Image IPB


One time I asked my husband, "Why do think lesbians are hot? They don't think you are and don't want anything to do with you." I got an, "Uh..." answer.
I can only guess it's the whole forbidden fruit/I could turn them straight cuz I'm a REAL man syndrome.
He's such a dork sometimes.


When I asked this question, the response was it doesn't matter that they don't want him.  Boobies good.  More boobies better!   More boobies + sexy funtiemz = oh yeah!  As the great philosopher Oghren once said "More is MORE... heh heh.. heh"  It could be as simple as guys like to watch horny women.


OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?

#29436
Sable Rhapsody

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Lesbians are a myth! Everyone knows that girls only make out with each other to turns guys on. Puh-leaze! Image IPB


One time I asked my husband, "Why do think lesbians are hot? They don't think you are and don't want anything to do with you." I got an, "Uh..." answer.
I can only guess it's the whole forbidden fruit/I could turn them straight cuz I'm a REAL man syndrome.
He's such a dork sometimes.


When I asked this question, the response was it doesn't matter that they don't want him.  Boobies good.  More boobies better!   More boobies + sexy funtiemz = oh yeah!  As the great philosopher Oghren once said "More is MORE... heh heh.. heh"  It could be as simple as guys like to watch horny women.


OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?


My guess?  Replace "boobies" with "penises."  It's the same idea, I suppose?

#29437
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YamiSnuffles wrote...

Kawamura, I blame you for the talk about tranquil sex. Your attempt to introduce more tragiporn to the thread lead to terrible things that no amount of brain bleach will dispel.


Not my fault, m8.

If it wasn't me, It'd be someone else. I REMOVED THE CHANCE FOR NO TRANQUIL SEX BECAUSE THERE CAN BE NO ... NO TRANQUIL SEX.

Okay. That doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

#29438
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Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...


Where do you manage to find all these gifs?!


4chan, plus4chan's /coq boards, the Repo boards, senor gif...

Accidents, mostly. I'm a pack rat.




I think it's safe to say, that we love you for being a pack rat then.

And I'm sorry moe!anders. I wont do it again! :crying:

At lease.. for a little while..

#29439
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Upsettingshorts wrote...

If I'm giving Anders to any companion for the purposes of execution, its Aveline. She is captain of the guard, after all, and Anders did just commit a capital crime in her city.

So no, Seb wouldn't get to go stabbity either.  He's just a dude at that point.


I just want Seb to do something anything of his own volition instead of yapping. 

As the saying goes. Talk is cheap. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 20 avril 2011 - 07:57 .


#29440
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SmilingDeceit wrote...

Did I hear Tranquil?

>.>
<.<

I'm a horrible person!


That artwork is stunning. Very sad but still stunning.

#29441
Dreaming-in-Shadow

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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?


My guess?  Replace "boobies" with "penises."  It's the same idea, I suppose?


That, and the looks straight guys give you when the topic comes up! XD

#29442
CatOfEvilGenius

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i don't know, i'd kind of love to see a awesome only gay male companion. if nothing else then to turn down my female PC and remind her that she can't have everyone she wants just because she's the main character :P


Calling dr. Gannon!  Dr. Gannon to the gaming room, stat!

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(Arcade Gannon from Fallout New Vegas)

#29443
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Ryzaki wrote...

I just want Seb to do something anything of his own violation instead of yapping. 

As the saying goes. Talk is cheap. 


:o

#29444
Kawamura

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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?


1. Lack of strong female characters.

2. Difficulty/frustration with navigating gender roles.

3. ?????

4. GAY SEX.

I know a lot of WSW who write/read/watch gay porn.

#29445
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Ryzaki wrote...

I just want Seb to do something anything of his own violation instead of yapping. 

As the saying goes. Talk is cheap. 


LOL. "Volition"...no?

Or was that intentional too, like taking him in the Fade earlier?

#29446
Kawamura

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CatOfEvilGenius wrote...

GailRana wrote...

(snip)

i don't know, i'd kind of love to see a awesome only gay male companion. if nothing else then to turn down my female PC and remind her that she can't have everyone she wants just because she's the main character :P


Calling dr. Gannon!  Dr. Gannon to the gaming room, stat!

Image IPB
(Arcade Gannon from Fallout New Vegas)





D:

.___. I'm totes avoiding that fandom. I started something I'm having a hard time finishing there. Arrgagh. Arcade.

#29447
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Kawamura wrote...

Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?


1. Lack of strong female characters.

2. Difficulty/frustration with navigating gender roles.

3. ?????

4. GAY SEX.

I know a lot of WSW who write/read/watch gay porn.


Bleh. Screw Gay-men, Hetrosexuals, Lesbians and Bi-people!

Let's all do the Zevran/Isabela and have a mass orgie!!! :D

#29448
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Sable Rhapsody wrote...

shiba5 wrote...

Ninche wrote...

Except the part where he rejects you because you're not a princess. 



I wanted to punch him in the dick for that.


There's a lot of dickpunching happening in this thread.

Just wanted to point that out.  Back to your regularly scheduled Anders.


It's to balance out all the necroboners perhaps? I dunno.

#29449
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Dreaming-in-Shadow wrote...

OK. So then, why do some women get turned on by the whole guy-on-guy thing?


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I just thought about it for a while five seconds and really didn't come up with anything.
I'm not exactly....turned on by it. I don't think so, anyway. :huh:
But, yes, I create male characters. I then bang other male characters.
Why? I....don't know.
But to be fair I also went all LesboHawke with Isabela.
And LesboWarden with Leliana.

#29450
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Kawamura wrote...

leggywillow wrote...


Where do you manage to find all these gifs?!


4chan, plus4chan's /coq boards, the Repo boards, senor gif...

Accidents, mostly. I'm a pack rat.




Well keep on packing.  They are hilarious.